Leigh Wood. Author.

Book Meme Interview: Leigh Wood

2010-09-15T00:09:00.002-04:00

Okay, so I've been out of the virtual world and in my own fantasy drama as I edit my 100k epic kinky fantasy Horns of Myleness.

Then, of course, my webmaster Kristin sends me this Book Meme quiz that everyone sent her. She decides it would be awesome if every author in South Jersey would answer the interview and send it back to her for her South Jersey Books Examiner column. Spreading the word about reading, love of literature, you know all that!

So, someone had to go first, and it might as well be me. Otherwise, I'll never hear the end of it and never finish my naughty unicorn book.

So, without further adieu, here is my Book Meme answers, as posted also at the South Jersey Books Examiner and Amen!

http://www.examiner.com/x-63331-South-Jersey-Books-Examiner

Our first victim-er guest at South Jersey Books Examiner is Leigh Wood, author of the erotic science fiction novel On the Way to New Isosceles, available now in ebook formats, kindle and paperback from Eternal Press. Her next novel, a fantasy erotica tentatively titled Horns of Myleness, is due in 2012.

Book Meme Interview: Leigh Wood

A favorite childhood book?

Well there were a lot that is for sure! The first one that comes to mind, however, is Arabian Nights. I remember getting tired of my little children’s edition so I went to the library and checked out the big old classic 1,001 Nights. My initial reaction at seeing all the kinky stuff? This isn’t a kid’s book at all!

What are you reading right now?

What’s A Christian to do with Harry Potter? I’ve been going back to it off and on for awhile now. I try to alternate a fiction and non fiction read, but my reading schedule suffers when my writing schedule is crazy. I like a lot of what I call ‘Christian fantasy non fiction’ books. Some are great and have a nice vibe about what’s good and wholesome about the fantasy genre. Others are just too darn negative and oppressing.

Bad book habit?

Some would say having too many dang books is a bad habit. Instead of nice even rows, I have my shelves organized and alphabetized, but they have to be stacked and doubled, even triple rowed in some cases. My bad book habit is that I just don’t have enough shelves.

Do you have an e-reader?

Not yet. I’m waiting for prices to be super super affordable, or for a format or streamlining to come about. I don’t want to buy the wrong reader and end up with the poor betamax and HD DVD folks! But also, I like reading ebooks on a computer-call me crazy!- and I like reading the books that I have as books. I’m not ready for the traditional ways to go away at all. I hope they don’t. You can give a kid a silly pamphlet book and who cares if he tears it up or scribbles all over it in crayon- but a blackberry or nook? How can introduce ourselves to a love of books and reading with bytes and digital ink? I don’t think enough people treasure real books and yet we are replacing them for something I’m not always sure is better. But I love reading naughty ebooks at the same time, sue me.

Do you prefer to read one book at a time, or several at once?

I tried to read one book at a time, or maybe one novel and one non fiction or religious book, but usually one always gets left straggling behind- as I said especially if an editing binge comes calling!

Have your reading habits changed since starting a blog?

I don’t think so, not my book reading habits. I do however think I’m becoming more anal when I read other peoples blogs, especially the ones with all the grammar problems, text speech typing, and no punctuations whatsoever. I wish there was a way where you could select a track changes red pencil option and let someone see how many mistakes are in their blog. Sure, I make mistakes, certainly, but omg ppl lrn how 2 %^&#$ spell!

How often do you read out of your comfort zone?

Most of the time actually. I wouldn’t say I necessarily have a reading zone. Unless I’m going through a long series, I’ll read just about anything that peaks my interests. My shelves have everything from bibles to porn and all that’s inbetween.

What is your reading comfort zone?

It’s probably easier to say what I don’t read, which is most straight romancey romance, modern thrillers and mysteries, young adult, or Jane Austen. I don’t like things sappy, I much prefer the smexy even if it isn’t straight up erotica. I don’t like the same old same old repetive mysteries that are around today, rather the spooky gothic classic mysteries. I’m not a young adult so I can’t really understand the appeal of older folks reading those books, and good got Austen just gets on my nerves. Ouch, I think my comfort zone is pretty broad, but damn harsh!

Can you read on the bus?

Yes. I might use my finger to follow along, which I don’t do normally, but if you’re into a book or it’s a boring ride, you do what you have to do. And if I may, for those who would say no to this question, then why are you ^&*($ texting while driving? End rant.

Favorite place to read?

Sweet Jesus anywhere! It makes me patient. If I have to wait in an office somewhere, I can always read. However, there’s also something magical about reading in the bathtub. Another thing you have to figure with an ereader and a baggie!

What is your policy on book lending?

People lend their books to other people, really? Good heavens, I am a hog, hog, hog, and guard my collection with my life. If someone is visiting, and I pull a book off a shelve for him to inspect, I stare incessantly until I can snatch the book back and put it in its proper place where it belongs.

Do you ever dog-ear books?

Not intentionally, no, it damages the book! But when you read a book over and over and lovely bend and flex its pages over time, imperfections can happen. Lord, I’ve taped books back together.

Do you ever write in the margins of your books?

Not unless it is a non fiction book or a writing book that I might be taking notes on, but that is rare. Usually I’ll highlight instead.

What is your favorite language to read in?

English! My French is just as not as good as it used to be, but I must confess, I enjoy it when I find a French website for some reason and am still able to read it and find my way around! I don’t write in other languages, even when my skills were top notch. I’m just too much of a perfectionist in English and can’t make my foreign writing as stellar as I want it to be.

What makes you love a book?

What’s not to love? The characters, the atmosphere, the story, the drama, the heartache, the pain, the conflict. It’s not flashy visuals for the eyes, it’s intellect for the soul.

What will inspire you to recommend a book?

If I laughed, cried, felt the earth move, or was otherwise forever changed as a human being from reading one sentence. When is there a time to not recommend a book?

Favorite genre?

Fantasy or science fiction and historicals. It wavers in phases of which like more. But any genre really, and usually with some sort of kinky to it. I like things mature and intelligent regardless.

Genre you rarely read (but wish you did?)

Usually I read something if I have a mind to- if only my parents could have stopped me from getting a hold of a book or two! I don’t see the appeal of Austen or Twilight at all though.

Most inspirational book you’ve read this year (fiction or non-fiction)?

The Bible.

Favorite reading snack?

Anything and everything! Whatever baking bits I have left like cookies, or quick stuff like popcorn, and the usual chocolates. But not coffee! I hate coffee.

Name a case in which hype ruined your reading experience.

Twilight. Snark.

How often do you agree with critics about a book?

Well, when critics review my books favorably, then its all the time!

If you could read in a foreign language, which language would you chose?

Latin. I learned enough of it in school back in the day-do they still even teach it? I like knowing enough of it to see the roots in words and see the relationships to other foreign words, but I can imagine a day when all the digital stuff is gone and we have to revert back to the basics. Best be prepared!

Most intimidating book you’ve ever read?

Mists of Avalon. It was the only Arthurian book I hadn’t read for years. I kept avoiding and avoiding it, and when I finally read it, I didn’t like it very much at all.

Favorite Poet?

Probably Lord Byron. I’m not one for Shakespeare’s sonnets, but love his plays, whether he wrote them or not ;0)

Favorite fictional villain?

The Ring. Whatever problems you’ve got going on, its evil relates!

The longest I’ve gone without reading.

A book, maybe a few weeks. Once I left a book in my desk at school for a whole weekend and was mortified and stir crazy until I could return on Monday and find it safely where I left it! I do however, read something daily, newspaper, magazine, book, articles. I think that type of reading is being phased out for the snappy 140 character limits online. Tragic.

Name a book that you could/would not finish.

I can’t ever get through The Three Musketeers. It’s probably a bad translation, but it just stinks from the start and I never finish. That and Ivanhoe. Hate it!

What distracts you easily when you’re reading?

Interruptions! Expressly being repeated bothered by the family, chores, cats. Music, television, noise, hours could pass and I wouldn’t even notice. I have to set alarms around the house so I remember when to break my reading or writing.

Favorite film adaptation of a novel?

Lord or the Rings is the easy one. Or Lady Chatterley ;0)

The most money I’ve ever spent in the bookstore at one time?

Don’t ask that! I remember getting several bags full of paperbacks for 10 cents each at a Thrift Store sale. My first reaction was to call my sister and tell her what a deal. She responded with, ’Mom’s going to kill you.’ I must have been the only kid growing up who got an allowance when I was going out and was told, ‘Please don’t buy anymore books. We can’t even get into your room. There are simply no more places to put bookshelves.’ My husband was just upset last night that he has a half of a bookshelf for his interests.

Do you like to keep your books organized?

Hell yes, but strangely, its in an arrangement that no one else can understand. Genre by shelf, then stacked according to title, size, and color.

Do you prefer to keep books or give them away once you’ve read them?

To quote Lilly Tomlin in ‘Big Business’: Is a frog’s ass water tight?

Are there any books you’ve been avoiding?

Twilight

Name a book that made you angry.

Twilight

Favorite guilt-free, pleasure reading?

Penthouse Letters. That stuff isn’t even real!

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Please Don't Pass The (Irish) Coffee!

2010-03-09T18:44:00.002-05:00

Hello my Erotica and science fiction Woody Peeps!

If you missed any part of our Behind the Scenes week at Novel Spot last month-yes it's March!- you can still catch all the archived action full of gems such as this:

Now I’m going to say something that many writers, booklovers, and laptop-toting café goers won’t like. What is with the jittery need for java? I’m not a super health guru, but I’ve never liked coffee. It’s grainy, smells weird, stains your teeth and makes you hyper. Least of all, I simply don’t like the taste- no amount of fancy flavors or creamers can’t help me forget that after a few sips, it’s just coffee.

While some writers readily admit they love their coffee and are addicted to the caffeine wake-up just like everyone else, I don’t care for the seemingly magical properties of coffee to make one an author. Why do we always have these grandiose notions of adventurous and talented but tortured writers who need a hang up, feed, or addiction? Yes, coffee isn’t the opiums and laudanum or narcotics of old-or even the perpetually standard alcohol, but we don’t all require any of these in order to function as a writer. In fact, I agree when the experts say caffeine is merely a legal drug, and the jittery rushes and quick crashes don’t inspire, they have you running away from your desk for the next pick up.

I say if one needs an inspiration pick up, do it in a more healthy or fun manner. Instead of being the stereotypical writer up all night brewing pot after pot beside an ashtray full of cigarette butts and another dangling from the lips, find your own authorly ritual or treat. I’m not as fit as I should be by any means, but a physical activity before a writing session gets the mind and body juicy flowing. A brisk walk experiencing the outdoors or life away from your computer- and hey, take out the ear buds and put away the texting thumbs for the full effect of the world around you. Even a mundane march on the treadmill could get you thinking about your far away creative world and where to go next......

Read the rest right here:

http://novelspot.net/node/3217

While you're doing the virtual surf, you can also stop by Eternal Press' new website and pick up a copy of On the Way to New Isosceles! The kinks are still being worked out at the site, but if you're over 18, you can log in and get your naughty on!

http://www.eternalpress.biz/book.php?isbn=9781926704821

Congrats also to Tracey, winner of a free PDF copy of On the Way to New Isosceles from our guest day at Roxanne's Realm! Look for us next as we drop by the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group March 16!

LW

Sex in Space, Oh My!
On the Way to New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Available NOW from Eternal Press
http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

Swing On, Sweet Iscosceles at Novel Spot!

2010-02-25T13:54:00.008-05:00

Come one, come all lovers of books, erotica, the writer's life, and literary debate-for my Behind the Scenes series at Novel Spot is in full swing!

http://novelspot.net/

Join me all this week for my personal insights into writing habits, promotions, science fiction and fantasy discussion, and of course, behind the scenes genesis on my current Eternal Press release On the Way To New Isosceles as well as my current work in progress, a medieval erotica fantasy called Horns of Myleness.

Here's a tenative list of my topics for the week:

Day 1- Meet me, Leigh! and On the Way to New Isosceles

Day 2- Why Erotica?

Day 3- Please (Don’t) Pass the Coffee

Day 4- The Not so Pretty Writing Life

Day 5- The Pros and Cons of Social Marketing

Day 6- What’s Next?

Day 7- The Importance of P&P

You can catch up directly and follow us through Sunday for more of my outspoken and kinky craziness!

http://novelspot.net/blog/832

Whew! While this may be a lot of magic, more is still to come on the virtual tour for On the Way to New Isosceles! Our internet trail just keeps getting bigger and bigger! In addition to our excerpts and samples at our seller pages with Eternal Press, Fictionwise, and Amazon, you can catch up with the entire, space faring and kinky gang:

2/22-28 Behind the Scenes with Leigh at Novel Spot!

2/25- Eternal Press Author's Blog Erotica Day

3/1 - Leigh Wood at Menagarie Authors!

3/2- Eternal Press Author's Blog Erotica Day

3/3- Eternal Press Authors Chat Live 9 pm est at Romance Junkies!

3/4- Leigh Wood at Roxanne's Realm!

3/7- EP New Release Day Chat Part 7-11 pm est

3/9- EP Author's Blog Paranormal Day

3/16- Leigh Wood Guest Day at Kristin Battestella's Group

3/22- Leigh Wood at Brigit's World

3/25- Eternal Press Author's Blog Erotica Day

http://www.eternalpress.ca/onthewaytonewisosceles.html

http://www.amazon.com/Way-New-Isosceles-Leigh-Wood/dp/1926704908/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259631468&sr=8-1

http://www.fictionwise.com/ebooks/b98406/On-The-Way-to-New-Isosceles/Leigh-Wood/?si=0

And of course, if you're too shy to comment and say hi! you can always 'facebook me!'

http://www.facebook.com/people/Leigh-Wood/100000432241842

Sex in Space, Oh My!
On the Way to New Isosceles

by Leigh Wood

Available NOW from Eternal Press

http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

Upcoming Stops On the Way to New Isosceles!

2010-02-16T16:03:00.002-05:00

I know there's been a few slow weeks built in around the holidays, but yet it seems like the virtual journey that follows On the Way to New Isosceles never stops!

Here's a quick list of where we'll be next!

Feb 22-26 Leigh Wood Behind the Scenes Week at Novel Spot! I've written a total of seven articles with crazy insights and writing inspirations, so check it out!

You can read my December interview with Novel Spot Here:

http://novelspot.net/node/3087

Okay, where else?

2/25 Eternal Press Author's Blog Erotica Day
3/2 Leigh Wood at Menagarie Authors
3/2 Eternal Press Author's Blog Erotica Day
3/3 EP Authors Live Chat 9 pm est at Romance Junkies
3/4 Leigh Wood at Roxanne's Realm
3/7 EP New Release Party and Live Chat 7-11 pm est
3/9 Eternal Press Author's Blog Paranormal Day
3/16 Leigh Wood Guest Day at the Kristin Battestella Club
3/22 Leigh Wood at Brigit's World
3/25 Eternal Press Author's Blog Erotica Day

I don't do Fat Tuesday, of course, and there is a blank week for Holy Week, but after that the mayhem resumes now into June!

LW

Sex in Space, Oh My!
On the Way to New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Available NOW from Eternal Press
http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

Another Day of Sweets and Mayhem with Leigh Wood!

2010-02-16T15:46:00.003-05:00

Yes, the cake is baked for today and now it's time to put aside the domestic and talk books. Kinky books, sexy literature! That of course means my latest release from Eternal Press, On the Way to New Isosceles!

I don't expect a lot of responses today. The weather has been interfering with critical things here in NJ recently. You know, important stuff like electricity! ANd also, I imagine folks are watching the Olympics and all that magic, and of course, yahoo groups are well, yahoo groups.

Nevertheless! I'm going to post my usual links and contact information, in addition to chapter excerpts, secret samples and treats from my next novel Horns of Myleness, just so the archive is there for lurkers and whatnot.

So, have a piece of cake0and eat it too!- and hang out with me, Leigh, for a few!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella

http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

Enjoy!

LW
Sex in Space, Oh My!
On the Way to New Isosceles

by Leigh Wood

Available NOW from Eternal Press

http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

Onto Leigh's February Lovin'

2010-01-28T23:45:00.003-05:00

Woody peeps, it's been a busy start to 2010 and there's no end in sight!

You can be part of all the action, sex, and excitemnet of my Eternal Press release On the Way to New Isosceles in more ways then an affordable purchase and great reading! Join me this February for twenty-eight days of real time interaction, fantasy fun, and literary mayhem.

http://www.eternalpress.ca/onthewaytonewisosceles.html

http://www.amazon.com/Way-New-Isosceles-Leigh-Wood/dp/1926704908/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259645252&sr=8-1

In addition to my regular appearances at the Eternal Press Author's Blog and The Kristin Battestella Yahoo group, you can catch me live with Night Owl and for an entire week at Novel Spot this month! The kink continues into March, of course, with stops at Menagrie Authors and Roxanne's Realm. Yowza!

2/1 EP Live Chat 8 pm est at Night Owl Romance
2/2 Eternal Press Author's Blog Erotica Day
2/3 EP Live Chat 9 pm at Romance Junkies
2/7 Eternal Press New Releases Party and Author Chat
2/9 EP Author's Blog Paranormal Day
2/16 Leigh Wood Guest Day at the Kristin Battestella Group
2/22-26 Leigh Wood Behind the Scenes Week at NovelSpot
2/25 EP Author's Blog Erotica Day
3/2 Leigh Wood Guest Day at Menagrie Authors
3/3 Leigh Wood Guest Day at Roxanne's Realm

Many readers and reviews have been asking about the proposed sequel to On the Way to New Isosceles. It may be a few years before we see it, as I'm editing my next book- a kinky fantasy called Horns of Myleness now. I sprinkled a few details of the sequel at my last appearance at the Kristin Battestella Group. In response to readers asking for more of Isosceles' secondary characters, I also posted a bit of cut material from an earlier draft with several more points of view. I'll get cracking and post things here or our livejournal page, eventually. You know me. I should get a bumper sticker that says 'I'd rather be writing!'

LW

Sex in Space, Oh My!
On the Way to New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Available NOW from Eternal Press
http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

A Literary Afternooner with Leigh Wood!

2010-01-19T13:40:00.004-05:00

Alright Woody Peeps, it's time to snuggled up with me Leigh! Let's break this January chill with some hot chocolate and warm thoughts from my Eternal Press release On the Way to New Isosceles!

Today you can find me and the gang in not one, but two magical virtual locations! Today is the day for my visit at Dark Divas! You can read a little behind the scenes fun and a spicy R excerpt here:

http://ddrreviews.blogspot.com/2010/01/tuesday-teaser-leigh-wood.html

We're not for the kiddies, you must remember! But of course, if you'd like some semi-real time chit chat with my crazy self, stop by the Kristin Battestella Yahoo group today for more excerpts and the latest news about my science fiction erotica tale.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella/

Don't forget to check the group's calendar, too! Still more dates are being added, including an new Eternal Press Chat at Romance in the Backseat January 27!

A Literary Lunch Hour, I love it!

LW

Sex in Space, Oh My!
On the Way to New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Available NOW from Eternal Press
http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

More Praise for On the Way to New Isosceles!

2010-01-10T20:39:00.004-05:00

The 2010 leg of our virtual tour for On the Way to New Isosceles is in high gear! And actually, folks, it's not even all me, Leigh, causing the trouble!

Check out the latest 3 Diva review for our science fiction erotica release from Eternal Press at Dark Diva Reviews!

http://ddrreviews.blogspot.com/2010/01/on-way-to-new-isosceles-by-leigh-wood.html

Don't forget we'll be guest blogging at Dark Divas January 19!

I know, I know, you can't wait that long for your chance to win an ecopy of On the Way to New Isosceles! Of course, you can pick us up any time from Eternal Press or Fictionwise! Plenty of e formats for your readers or a paperback copy from Amazon for the old school folks! Then again, you can have your contest chance by joining me live 8 p.m. est Monday January 11 at Night Owl Romance. Chat and Prizes!

http://www.eternalpress.ca/onthewaytonewisosceles.html

http://www.fictionwise.com/ebooks/b98406/On-The-Way-to-New-Isosceles/Leigh-Wood/?si=0

http://www.amazon.com/Way-New-Isosceles-Leigh-Wood/dp/1926704908/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259631468&sr=8-1

http://nightowlromance.com/nightowlromance/chat/chat.aspx

Remember, for a complete list of upcoming events and appearances, you can check out the Eternal Press calendar at fellow author Kristin Battestella's Group! We'll be visiting there all day January 19, too!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella/

You can also do all the rss feed, friend, and follow magics at my Leigh Wood Blog or find us Facebook.

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=233760364430

Where in the heck am I next? Break it down!

1/11 Leigh Wood Live Chat 8 p.m. at Night Owl Romance!
1/12 EP Author's Blog Paranormal Day
1/19 Leigh Wood Guest Blog Day at Dark Divas
1/19 Leigh Wood Guest Day at the Kristin Battestella Group
1/28 Eternal Press Author's Blog Erotica Day
2/1 Eternal Press 8 p.m. Live Chat at Night Owl Romance
2/2 EP Author's Blog Erotica Day
2/3 Eternal Press 9 p.m. Live Chat at Romance Junkies!

LW

Sex in Space, Oh My!
On the Way to New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Available NOW from Eternal Press
http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

Another Sweet Review!

2010-01-07T16:23:00.004-05:00

Yes, yes, My Woody Peeps! Not only can you spend some virtual live time with me 7 to 11 p.m. est tonight Thursday January 7 at the Eternal Press New Release Chat Party, but another review for On the Way to New Isosceles sings our praises!

"I love this new title from debut author, Leigh Wood. It was a fast paced, action fueled ride from start to finish with some amazing characters to keep you intrigued. ON THE WAY TO NEW ISOSCELES is a fun science fiction/futuristic story that leave you wishing for more when the last page is read. Ms. Wood is a talented author and storyteller. Her vivid world building will capture the imagination of her readers and I was lost in the story as I rooted for JJ and Rub to finally get together. With some wonderful light moments that had me giggling, Ms. Wood creates a story that has the possibility of happening in the future...."

4 Hearts, sweet! Read the complete review here:

http://loveromancesandmore.blogspot.com/2010/01/on-way-to-new-isosceles-by-leigh-wood.html

Oh, the Chat link helps, doesn't it?

http://www.eternalpress.ca/LiveAuthorChats.html

http://http//www.eternalpress.ca/onthewaytonewisosceles.html

Remember we're chatting again at Night Owl Romance 8 p.m. Jan 11, and Dark Divas Reviews will have their review of On the Way to New Isosceles live for our guest day there Jan 19! Be on the look out!

http://ddrreviews.blogspot.com/

You can also find us on Facebook and RSVP to our treats!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Leigh-Wood/100000432241842

Sex in Space, Oh My!
On the Way to New Isosceles

by Leigh Wood

Available NOW from Eternal Press

http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

Leigh Wood Winter Chat Contest Extravaganza!

2010-01-04T19:02:00.003-05:00

Are you chilled by the harsh January winds and dreading thoughts of February snow? Fear not, my Woody peeps!

What better way to stay warm then snuggling up with the toasty laptop or nestling in with the hot hum of the office PC and spending some virtual time with me, Leigh! Stave the winter chills away with some dirty talk about kinky movies, naughty literature and free chances to win an e copy of my Eternal Press science fiction erotica release On the Way to New Isosceles!

Pick your chance to chat with me Leigh Wood and have a chance to win On the Way to New Isosceles-recently dubbed by Fallen Angel Reviews as 'Spontaneous and Spicy'! You can read FAR"s review right here:

http://fallenangelreviews.com/2009/December/merrylee-onthewaytonewisosceles.htm

Now, about those kinky times and places. Join me and the rest of the Eternal Press Gang for our New Releases Chat 7 to 11 p.m. Jan 7

http://www.eternalpress.ca/LiveAuthorChats.html

Of course, if you want me all to yourselves, you've got me 8 p.m Jan 11 at Night Owl Romance!

http://nightowlromance.com/nightowlromance/chat/chat.aspx

I know, it's almost too much to handle in one month! If you're not a chatting type of guy or a shy gal, you can also find me hanging this month at several sweet blogs!

1/5 Eternal Press Author's Blog Erotica Day

1/7 Eternal Press New Release Party and Chat Fest!

1/11 Leigh Wood Live Chat 8 p.m. at Night Owl Romance!

1/12 EP Author's Blog Paranormal Day

1/19 Leigh Wood Guest Blog Day at Dark Divas

1/19 Leigh Wood Guest Day at the Kristin Battestella Group

1/28 Eternal Press Author's Blog Erotica Day

Now, if you're saving your spice for February and all the kinky Valentine magic, you're in luck! Amethyst babies can find me live again at Night Owl and Romance Junkies!

2/1 Eternal Press 8 p.m. Live Chat at Night Owl Romance

2/2 EP Author's Blog Erotica Day

2/3 Eternal Press 9 p.m. Live Chat at Romance Junkies!

More happenings and appearances are being added into Spring now-yes, think of Spring Spice when you think of me! You can stay up to date here on Facebook or check out my blog anytime for the latest reviews for On the Way to New Isosceles!

http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000432241842

It's a long, tough journey on the way to New Isosceles, and the animosity between Rub and JJ gets hotter by the day…

JJ was as hard nosed as they come-and then some. But, hey, the destruction of earth did that to everyone. Humanity fractioned into three groups. Affectionately known as 'the Shitters', the Shipper Brigade manufactures the best space faring vehicles for themselves. Skilled fighters and martial artists Combatants like JJ fight the Shippers for what they can-even though Combatant numbers were severely depleted by the third faction. The Nukes rescued chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons from earth's doom and aren't afraid to use them.

You can imagine JJ's surprise when she meets the Nuke Lieutenant Rub. Their initial meeting didn't rub either the right way. Despite her Nuke anxiety-JJ has to put it all aside. Her Captain and the Nuke Colonel have struck a deal to defeat the Shippers once and for all. The Nukes leave their tiny outpost on a far flung, degrading planet and join the Combatants in taking the lush planet protected by the Shippers.

Pick up our ebook or paperback editions at Eternal Press or on Amazon!

http://www.eternalpress.ca/onthewaytonewisosceles.html

http://www.amazon.com/Way-New-Isosceles-Leigh-Wood/dp/1926704908/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259631468&sr=8-1

Sex in Space, Oh my!

Here's a few more clickable links of all the magical places we're spending our spicy winter!

http://eternalpressauthors.blogspot.com/

http://www.ddrreviews.blogspot.com/

http://romancejunkies.com/rjblog/

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella/

You'll also notice our complete calendar and other EP dates at the Kristin Battestella Group, too. But also also! You'll see this is the only Yahoo Group that I am continuing my affiliation with in 2010. No more loops for me! So if you want to get down and dirty and talk books with me, Leigh! Do it now!

You can also RSVP for all the action on Facebook here:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=233760364430

Reviews and More Magic On the Way to New Isosceles!

2010-01-02T16:32:00.005-05:00

Wow, 2010 and we have a review for my late 2009 science fiction erotica release from Eternal Press On the Way to New Isosceles! Pips to Fallen Angels Reviews for their 4 Angel praise!

http://fallenangelreviews.com/2009/December/merrylee-onthewaytonewisosceles.htm

Hot Damn. Yes, I Lost a full 5 Angel Reccomends because I'm a quirky pain in the ass, but if you like my books, you don't have to be a Woody Peep and like me! However, if you do want to chat with my red hair brained self, you have plenty of opportunity to do so this month and beyond!

1/5 Eternal Press Author's Blog Erotica Day
1/7 Eternal Press New Release Party and Chat Fest!
1/11 Leigh Wood Live Chat 8 p.m. at Night Owl Romance!
1/12 EP Author's Blog Paranormal Day
1/19 Leigh Wood Guest Blog Day at Dark Divas
1/19 Leigh Wood Guest Day at the Kristin Battestella Group
1/28 Eternal Press Author's Blog Erotica Day
2/1 Eternal Press 8 p.m. Live Chat at Night Owl Romance
2/2 EP Author's Blog Erotica Day
2/3 Eternal Press 9 p.m. Live Chat at Romance Junkies!

February is packed with even more, and now I'm filling into April. It's so weird that two days into 2010, and I'm booked through Spring!

Stay up to date of course with all the EP action at our calendar on the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group, and remember to hook up with your favorite friend, follow, RSS, subscribe, and whatnot magical virtual connections here, there, and everywhere!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella/cal

http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

http://www.facebook.com/people/Leigh-Wood/100000432241842

http://http//www.eternalpress.ca/onthewaytonewisosceles.html

Join me on the sexy, naughty, non stop road On the Way to New Isosceles!

LW

Sex in Space, Oh My!
On the Way to New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Available NOW from Eternal Press
http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

December Daze with Leigh Wood!

2009-12-15T14:37:00.001-05:00

Arise Woodsters, arise! It's another day of Leigh Wood mayhem at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo group!

Of course, today is the day that I'm under the weather-of all days! I feel like I'm getting a cold, maybe it's the change towards a chill. The Winter Solstice is near! And what better way to cure one's ills then a cup of hot chocolate, a candlelit bath, and a good book, eh? Celtic Woman is on, too, but I don't like the new ladies so much.

What are you reading for the holidays, then, hmmmm? Anything? Don't give me the shopping, busy Christmas season yada yada. Actually I'm not reading anything holiday themed myself-I've been making my Christmas presents. Yes, I am the aunt making the pink bunny suit for the perpetually eight year old girl. I will say no more!

So then! Being that I am really only a domestic housewife who bakes all day and irons with her pearls on (and nothing else! gasp!) What shall the holiday virtual treats be? Cookies this weekend-something to use the chocolate chips, coconut shavings, peanut butter, walnuts, and almonds. I'm also plotting on a cake that I can either dye gree and cut into the shape of a tree or some such I haven't decided yet. We must talk about sex and naughty books while I think about it.

Join me!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella

Under the mistletoe,

Leigh

On the Way to New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Available NOW from Eternal Press
http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

December Magic from Leigh Wood!

2009-12-11T18:50:00.003-05:00

Yes, yes, we're still on the raod with my November science fiction erotica release from Eternal Press On the Way to New Isosceles!

We've slipped out of the Top Ten at fictionwise since the new batch of EP releases, but you can still catch us there on sale. You're reader ratings would be great, too. Of course, don't forget Eternal Press is offering a sweet holiday sale at their website. When you purchase On the Way to New Isosceles, you get a FREE Christmas read, too!

http://www.eternalpress.ca/onthewaytonewisosceles.html

http://www.fictionwise.com/ebooks/b98406/On-The-Way-to-New-Isosceles/Leigh-Wood/?si=0

And of course, don't forget you can get a steamy read for your loved one this holiday season now that On the Way to New Isosceles is in PAPERBACK!

http://www.amazon.com/Way-New-Isosceles-Leigh-Wood/dp/1926704908/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259631468&sr=8-1

Whew! But no, hold onto your sleigh, because I've got more in store before and after our Christmas Reverence. My interview with NovelSpot is online, now! Don't forget you can read it all December long, and I'll be back at NovelSpot in February with a special series on the behind the scenes of my wacky writing life!

http://www.novelspot.net/node/3087

Here's a few more virtual ways to catch me while I'm on the 'road'.

12/11 Leigh Wood's Interview at Novelspot.net
12/11 EP Authors at the Romance Bistro
12/12 EP Visits the Love and Romance Cafe
12/15 Leigh Wood Guest Day at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group
12/23 Eternal Press Author's Blog Erotica Day

And let's just take a look into 2010, shall we?

1/5 Eternal Press Author's Blog Erotica Day
1/7 EP New Release Extravaganza Chat-Nothing new from me this month, but I really have a great time chatting with my fellow EP Woodsters and readers!

1/11 Leigh Wood Night Owl Romance Live Chat 8 p.m est
1/12 EP Atuhor's Blog Paranormal Day
1/19 Leigh Wood Guest Day at the Kristin Battestella Group
1/19 Leigh Wood Guest Blog at Dark Divas

I'll save February for later. Can't give it all to you at once!

Under the Mistletoe,

LW

Sex in Space, Oh My!
On the Way to New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Available NOW from Eternal Press
http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

Now in PAPERBACK!

2009-11-30T20:44:00.003-05:00

Alright my Woodsters! After haunting my blank Amazon page for almost a month, I can now say that my science fiction erotica novel from Eternal Press On the Way to New Isosceles is now available in PAPERBACK!

Ready for the big link? Me too!

http://www.amazon.com/Way-New-Isosceles-Leigh-Wood/dp/1926704908/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1259631468&sr=8-1

'Isn't butter divinity?'

I don't have much else to say at this point. Maybe my higher functions will return later!

LW
Sex in Space, Oh My!

On the Way to New Isosceles

by Leigh Wood

Available NOW from Eternal Press

http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

Thanksgiving and Sex Leigh Wood Style!

2009-11-23T19:31:00.002-05:00

Alrighty Woodsters!

Celebrate Thanksgiving a few days early with me, Leigh! Today we're being welcomed at Ginger Simpson's Dishin' It Out Blog Thanksgiving Extravaganza!

http://mizging.blogspot.com/2009/11/welcome-leigh-wood.html

I spend my visit talking about, what else- sex, pleasure, and giving thanks. What a combination! Do stop by and leave a comment on these such naughty topics!

Of course, you can find a complete schedule of upcoming appearances for myself, Kristin Battestella, and the rest of the Eternal Press peeps at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group. A new chat has been added Monday November 30 9 pm eastern at Coffee time Romance. Join us!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella/

http://www.coffeetimeromance.com/Chat.html

I know this holiday week is going to be busy, but there are few spots we may stop by in support of my sf erotica novel with EP On the Way to New Isosceles.

11/23 Leigh Wood Guest Day with Ginger Simpson!
11/25 Leigh at the Romance Bistro After Dark Group
11/28 Leigh Wood Guest Day at Dawn's Romance Blog
11/30 Eternal Press Authors Coffee Time Romance Live Chat 9 p.m. est
12/1 Eternal Press Authors Blog Erotica Day
12/2 EP Live Chat 9 p.m. est at Romance Junkies
12/3 EP at Fallen Angels Reviews Chatters
12/5 EP at Amethyst Winters Yahoo Group
12/7 Eternal Press New Release Chat Party!
12/9 Leigh Wood interview at Novel Spot
12/15 Leigh Wood Day at Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group

I hope to see your virtually sexy self soon!

LW

Sex in Space, Oh My!
On the Way to New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Available NOW from Eternal Press
http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

More Events On the Way to New Isosceles!

2009-11-18T18:51:00.004-05:00

Hehe, Woodsters! Look at all the bad puns I can make with the title of my science fiction erotica novel available now from Eternal Press! Not only are we number 7 at EP's rankings on Fictionwise, but my November is packed with chats, interviews, guest blogs, and more.

Here's an updated list of the latest appearances from me, Leigh! We're filling up into February, too! You can always check the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group's Calendar for a complete list of events

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella/

11/17 Leigh Wood Day at Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group

11/18 EP Authors at the Brenda Williamson Party Group

11/19 Leigh Wood at Rites of Romance Yahoo Loop

11/21 Eternal Press at Talking Two Lips Club

11/23 Leigh Wood Guest Day with Ginger Simpson!

11/25 Leigh at the Romance Bistro After Dark Group

11/28 Leigh Wood Guest Day at Dawn's Romance Blog

11/30 Eternal Press Authors Coffee Time Romance Live Chat 9 p.m. est

12/1 Eternal Press Authors Blog Erotica Day

12/2 EP Live Chat 9 p.m. est at Romance Junkies

12/3 EP at Fallen Angels Reviews Chatters

12/5 EP at Amethyst Winters Yahoo Group

12/9 Leigh Wood interview at Novel Spot

12/15 Leigh Wood Day at Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group

After that things understandbly have Christmas thoughts first, but then!

1/5 Eternal Press Authors Blog Erotica Day

1/11 Leigh Wood 8 p.m. Live Chat at Night Owl Romance

1/19 Leigh Wood Guest Day at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group

1/19 Leigh Wood at Dark Diva Reviews Tuesday Teasers

We're also signed up for a week long behind the scenes extravaganza at NovelSpot in February. Can you believe it?

Pick your passion, pluck your pleasure and travel with us on the long hot journey On the Way to New Isosceles!

LW
Sex in Space, Oh My!
On the Way to New Isosceles

by Leigh Wood

Available NOW from Eternal Press

http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

On the Way to New Isosceles Chats TONIGHT!

2009-11-16T19:54:00.005-05:00

Okay Woody Peeps!

Not only do we have our Fallen Angels Reviews Chat tonight plus more interactive action tomorrow, but We're on sale today at Fictionwise. Get your discount while you can!

http://www.fictionwise.com/ebooks/b98406/On-The-Way-to-New-Isosceles/Leigh-Wood/?si=0

http://www.fallenangelreviews.com/

AND! And! We've moved up in Fictionwise's Eternal Press bestseller rankings from Number FOURTEEN to number SIX! How cool is that!

If only reader ratings were showing for us. Yay! I hope to see some of those readers tonight, send a big virtual hello to ya!

LW

Sex in Space!
On the Way to New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Available now from Eternal Press
http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

Chat with On the Way to New Isosceles and Leigh Wood THIS WEEK!

2009-11-15T16:37:00.001-05:00

There's no need to restrain yourself any longer! On the Way to New Isosceles is available NOW from Eternal Press and there's no reason not to celebrate in true literary erotica fashion! We're Chatting this week!

Join me in the virtual party party in not one, not two, but 3 places to pick and choose from! Pick one, or go for all three! Either way, don't miss out on all the latest reviews, excerpts, and contests for my new science fiction erotica baby-er novel!

Join me, Leigh! 8 p.m. est Monday November 16 for a live chat at Fallen Angel Reviews!

Busy? Spend the day with me all day Tuesday November 17 at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group!

More of a naughty night owl? Catch me 9 p.m. est Tuesday evening for a special New Release chat event at Coffee Time Romance!

Whew! I know, now we need the links!

http://www.fallenangelreviews.com/home.shtml

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella

http://coffeetimeromance.com/Chat.html

Can't wait that long? Stop by my blog anytime for excerpts, interviews, and FREE chapters!

http://leighwood.blogspot.com

Remember, I love prudes and the faint of heart-but On the Way to New Isosceles is not for them! Look for us also to drop by at the Brenda Williamson Part, Rites of Romance, NovelSpot, and Talking Two Lips! It's not stopping, it's growing!

You can also RSVP to this Event on Facebook here
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=175507068003&ref=ts

This November, give thanks for PLEASURE! Happy reading!

LW

Sex in Space, Oh My!
On the Way to New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Now Available from Eternal Press
http://leighwood.blogspot.com

We're at FICTIONWISE!

2009-11-13T00:13:00.010-05:00

Yes, my Woody sf erotica peeps! You can now purchase my new Eternal Press release On the Way to New Isosceles in your favorite format at Fictionwise!

http://www.fictionwise.com/ebooks/b98406/?si=0

Woohoo!

Again, like it's ebookwise counterpart, the first FOUR chapters of On the Way to New Isoscels are available as a FREE preview! If you're a member at Fictionwise, you can also pick up our ebook at a discount! Don't forget to rate us also when you buy!

I've already received several notes from readers who have been waiting for our release and are very excited to final have Isoceles. I'm really enjoying talking to readers, so I'd love it if you stopped by for a virtual hello next week at my live chats! You can even RSVP on Facebook. And remember to use all the special friend, follow, and RSS features to keep track as we travel On the Way to New Isosceles!

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=175507068003

On the Way to New Isosceles

by Leigh Wood

Available NOW from Eternal Press!

http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

On The Way To New Isosceles Available More Places!

2009-11-10T18:47:00.005-05:00

It's beginning, Woody Peeps! My science fiction erotica novel from Eternal Press On the Way to New Isosceles is now Available through Ebookwise!

http://www.ebookwise.com/ebooks/b98406/On-The-Way-to-New-Isosceles/Leigh-Wood/?si=43

It's a Big linky, but it looks like the first FOUR Chapters of Isosceles posted there to tempt ya! Look for us to follow at Fictionwise, Barnes and Noble, Amazon and more in the coming weeks! We're also available to order through Payloadz, too!

http://store.payloadz.com/details/763474-eBooks-Science-Fiction-On-The-Way-to-New-Isosceles.html

On the Way to New Isosceles will also be available in all those magical mobi pocket formats and things for your reader that I don't really understand about. I'm just glad Eternal Press makes it easy for you to find us in your preferred format at your favorite eseller!

Tomorrow Wednesday November 11 we'll be stopping by the Amethyst Winters Loop late for a little chit chat. And don't forget you can RSVP to our Triple play chat extravanagza next week on Facebook.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AmethystWinters_and_Company/

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=175507068003&ref=mf

LW

On the Way to New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Available NOW from Eternal Press
http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

Guest Blog at Romance Junkies Tomorrow!

2009-11-08T15:51:00.006-05:00

Hey Woodsters!

Maybe its today where you live or still tomorrow for folks like me, but nevertheless! Stop by the Romance Junkies Blog Monday November 9 for a day of science fiction and erotica delights!

Here's a preview....

Calling all lovers of science fiction and erotic romance! Join me for a day of space faring angst, drama, peanut butter and love as we take time out for some fun with my new sf erotica novel from Eternal Press! Let’s get to know On the Way to New Isosceles, shall we?

Dun Dun Dun! Stop by the RJ blog anytime tomorrow for the rest!

http://www.romancejunkies.com/rjblog/

Don't forget you can catch me again at several loops this week, and two live chats next week. Plus a stop at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group! Whew!

11/9 Romane Junkies Leigh Wood Guest Day
11/11 EP at the Amethyst Winters Loop
11/13 EP Authors at the Romance Bistro
11/16 8 p.m. Leigh Wood Live Chat at Fallen Angels Reviews
11/17 Leigh Wood Guest Day at the Kristin Battestella Group
11/17 9 p.m. Leigh Wood New Releases Lvie Chat at Coffee Time Romance

And to think, there's MORE!

LW

On the Way to New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Available NOW from Eternal Press!
http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

3 Chances to Chat with Me, Leigh!

2009-11-08T02:43:00.003-05:00

There's no need to restrain yourself any longer! On the Way to New Isosceles is available NOW from Eternal Press and there's no reason not to celebrate in true literary erotica fashion!

Join me in the virtual party party in not one, not two, but 3 places to pick and choose from! Pick one, or go for all three! Either way, don't miss out on all the latest reviews, excerpts, and contests for my new science fiction erotica baby-er novel!

Join me, Leigh! 8 p.m. est Monday November 16 for a live chat at Fallen Angel Reviews!

Busy? Spend the day with me all day Tuesday November 17 at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group!

More of a naughty night owl? Catch me 9 p.m. est Tuesday evening for a special New Release chat event at Coffee Time Romance!

Whew! I know, now we need the links!

http://www.fallenangelreviews.com/home.shtml

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella

http://coffeetimeromance.com/Chat.html

Can't wait that long? Stop by my blog anytime for excerpts, interviews, and FREE chapters!

http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

Remember, I love prudes and the faint of heart-but On the Way to New Isosceles is not for them!

This November, give thanks for PLEASURE! Happy reading!

You can also RSVP to this event on FACEBOOK here:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=175507068003

Raw On the Way to New Isosceles Chapters FREE!

2009-11-07T16:17:00.002-05:00

Wow, talk about a Woody flashback! I just went over to my old webspace at

http://jsnouff.com/kristin/leighwood

I forgot I had posted the first FIVE Chapters of an early draft of On the Way to New Isosceles. It might not be perfect, and most of it has probably been edited and changed and perfected now by the gang at Eternal Press, but does it whet your appetites for more? I hope so!

http://jsnouff.com/kristin/leighwood/isosceles12345.php

JJ was as hard nosed as they come-and them some. But, hey , the destruction of earth did that to everyone. Humanity fractioned into three groups. Affectionately known as 'the Shitters', the Shipper Brigade manufactures the best space faring vehicles for themselves. Skilled fighters and martial artists Combatants like JJ fight the Shippers for what they can-even though Combatant numbers were severely depleted by the third faction. The Nukes rescued chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons from earth's doom and aren't afraid to use them.

You can imagine JJ's surprise when she meets the Nuke Lieutenant Rub. Their initial meeting didn't rub either the right way. Despite her Nuke anxiety-JJ has to put it all aside. Her Captain and the Nuke Colonel have struck a deal to defeat the Shippers once and for all. The Nukes leave their tiny outpost on a far flung, degrading planet and join the Combatants in taking the lush planet protected by the Shippers.

It's a long, tough journey on the way to New Isosceles, and the animosity between Rub and JJ gets hotter by the day.......

On the Way to New Isosceles by Leigh Wood

Available NOW from Eternal Press!

http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

On the Way to New Isosceles Excerpt PG-13

2009-11-07T15:34:00.003-05:00

I'll just get right to it then, shall I? Short and sweet, like me!

JJ was as hard nosed as they come-and them some. But, hey, the destruction of earth did that to everyone. Humanity fractioned into three groups. Affectionately known as 'the Shitters', the Shipper Brigade manufactures the best space faring vehicles for themselves. Skilled fighters and martial artistsCombatants like JJ fight the Shippers for what they can-even though Combatant numbers were severely depleted by the third faction. The Nukes rescued chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons from earth's doom and aren't afraid to use them.

It's a long, tough journey on the way to New Isosceles, and the animositybetween Rub and JJ gets hotter by the day.......

And now a semi sweet excerpt, PG-13 for now!

Rub waited with Captain Westmayer and Colonel Gauthier by the Nuke's small but streamlined transport in the Mother Ship's Lift-Off Zone. Once Rub had met the very hot and charming Kimmie Dejonaire, Miguel warmed to him as well. Most ofthe Combatants had relaxed on their flight to Isosceles – except for one. Well,two, but he suspected Private Wu never thawed. The zone's doors parted as Kimmie and Ina strutted toward him in their sexiest getups; satin and tiny, hair vamoosed – Rub noticed these things. Friendly or iced, it was still hawt.

Miguel hurried behind them, equally dressed for a night on the town. His style was a little flashy for Rub's tastes. He didn't have to show his dick size on the outside. It showed in his smile and charm.

"How do I look?" Kimmie asked her friends.

"Not as good as me," Ina chuckled. She did look phenomenal out of uniform, if a bit scary. She was taller than Miguel and probably always intimidated him. Ha!

"Where's JJ?" Miguel asked.

Yes, where was the anti-Nuke who spent all her time avoiding Rub? A little socializing would do her good; all the other Combatants were dressed to the hilt and ready to part-ee! He wanted an opportunity to piss off JJ, but he didn't really expect her to join them. His duty to pilot the transport almost assured it.

"She's pouting, of course," Kimmie puckered her lips in mock imitation. She stopped beside Captain Westmayer and Colonel Gauthier. Her breasts had entered the Lift-Off Zone before she did, and Rub was amazed by her ability to not give everything away when she hiked into the Nuke shuttle before the men. Did all the Combatant women have such long legs?

Friend and Follow Me, Leigh!

2009-11-07T15:28:00.003-05:00

Okay, my social Woodsters! Let's try and have all the Woody social ways here. Some of these links I might have posted at the Eternal Press Readers Group as well, so don't forget to stop there for excerpts and some Q&A!

If you're an EP author or reader and I've not found you on Facebook, do come and find me! You can also do the RSS subcribe and follow magics here at my blog, co op livejournal with Kristin, or join the Kristin Battestella Yahoo group where I'm known to be a pain in the ass! I also used to have a webspace at Kristin's website. It needs to be updated,but you can still see the static pages.

http://leighwood.blogspot.com

http://www.facebook.com/people/Leigh-Wood/100000432241842

http://kristin724.livejournal.com

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella

http://jsnouff.com/kristin/leighwood

LW

Upcoming Leigh Wood Appearances!

2009-11-07T15:23:00.001-05:00

I've had a great time chatting with the EP peeps in these weeks leading up tothe release of On the Way to New Isosceles! It's seems loops and groups are giving way to the new instantaneous social trends, but chats are still a lot of fun!

Here's a list so far of more fun and appearances in support of On The Way To NewIsosceles. This November there's plenty of virtual chances for you to get down and dirty talking about books, sex, and more naughty literary business with me,Leigh! More fun's being added as we speak, including a Thanksgiving SpectacularAppearance with Ginger Simpson! I'm also looking into Valentine opportunities and signings in February- Already!

11/3 Eternal Press Authors Blog Erotica Day- our posts are still up to enjoy!

11/7 On The Way To New Isosceles and Eternal Press Release Party and Live ChatExtravaganza!

11/9 Leigh Wood Guest Blog Day at Romance Junkies
11/11 Leigh Wood at Amethyst Winters Yahoo Group
11/16 Leigh Wood 8 p.m. live chat at Fallen Angels Reviews
11/17 Leigh Wood Day at Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group
11/17 Leigh Wood 9 p.m. live chat at Coffee Time Romance
11/19 Leigh Wood at Rites of Romance Yahoo Loop
11/23 Leigh Wood Guest Day with Ginger Simpson!
11/25 Leigh at the Romance Bistro After Dark Group

Still More!

12/1 Eternal Press Authors Blog Erotica Day
12/2 EP Live Chat 9 p.m. est at Romance Junkies
12/5 EP at Amethyst Winters Yahoo Group
12/15 Leigh Wood Day at Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group

And!

1/11 Leigh Wood 8 p.m. Live Chat at Night Owl Romance

Whew! You're going to be sick of me-but not Isosceles!

LW

~On The Way To New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Now Available from Eternal Press!
http://leighwood.blogspot.com

Meet and Greet On the Way to New Isosceles!

2009-11-07T15:04:00.000-05:00

Alright EP Woodsters! I've been posting all over the place so I can't rightly remember which of posted where or when, so some things here might be a bit ofwhat I've posted before, so don't mind me and my naughty self!

So, let's get to know the cast of my science fiction erotica new release On theWay to New Isosceles. We're live today from Eternal Press, woohoo!

An Isosceles' Who's Who

Lieutenant Jessica Johnson - Nicknamed JJ by her Combatant comrades, the strongwilled red head has seen much and harbors her share of ill will towards herenemy the Shippers, and her former enemies the Nukes. JJ was a child when thecomet destroyed Earth, and the otherwise all business Lieutenant often has nightmares reliving the destruction if her hometown in Iowa-the crash site ofthe deadly meteor.

Lieutenant Jason Rubelli - Rub is the Nuke Ladies Man almost by default. Hiswit, fighting prowess, charm and good looks make he an easy leader to follow.Most of the Combatants has no trouble answering to Rub. JJ, however, resents his presence and his attraction to her. Rub's not afraid to mix business withpleasure, but his attitude begins to change once he's forced to bunk with JJ.

Captain Scott Westmayer - Scott Westmayer knew JJ on earth, and their history isvery special to JJ. The only person allowed to call her Jess, JJ isn't afraid totell her Captain what's on her mind, and Westmayer always lends an ear. A dearfriend and command, Westmayer is always giving JJ the support she needs-except when it comes to Nukes. Westmayer wants to see an end to the war, and he expectsJJ to follow his lead.

Staff Sergeant Miguel Carlos Santiago Rafael - Once the fresh Latino befriendsRub, he's not afraid to discuss his sexuality with the Nuke. On the journey toNew Isosceles, Miguel develops into something of a double agent. Trusted by both JJ and Rub, Miguel is able to give each of the Lieutenants valuable information regarding their turbulent relationship.

Colonel Jackson Gauthier - The commended leader of The Nukes is determined tokeep the delicate alliance with the Combatants alive, even going so far asagreeing to put the opposing Lieutenants JJ and Rub together. When Shipper threats become a reality, Gauthier's leadership saves the day.

Private Ina Wu - Witty Korean Ina Wu is a swift fighter and swifter woman forattempting to stay above ship politics and romances. She is perhaps JJ's closest friend on board, often providing level headed advice and logical plans ofaction-in ship operations on and off the bridge.

Private Kimmie Dejonaire - Although she is slightly ditzy and known more to herfellow combatants for her bedroom services, Kimmie Dejonaire is an exceptionalhand to hand fighter. She gladly trades techniques with her new Nuke friends and develops a special relationship with Nuke Corporals Tammy Lyn Filago and MillerWorthington.

Corporal Tammy Lyn Filago - Tammy Lyn is lovingly called TLF by her male Nukepals, and not because its her initials. Her romantic history with Rub isn'texactly clear, and it causes some awkward moments between Tammy Lyn and her new found superior, JJ. Despite their similar hot hot status, Tammy Lyn andKimmie become very close, even developing an unusual relationship with Mills Worthington.

Corporal Miller Worthington III - Mills is somewhat of a geek or nerd. His genius is behind most of the Nuke technologies, but the Corporal is also part ofthe popular Nuke set. Rumors about his physical prowess spread through the Combatant Mother Ships, and Miller quickly finds himself at the center of bothKimmie Dejonaire and Tammy Lyn Filago's affections.

Corporal Edward MacDonald - Mac may appear stupid and living every moment according to his Machismo nickname, but the Nuke is shrewd in strategy andplanning. Often the final piece of a Nuke puzzle, Mac also uses his wit forelaborate pranks and relationship theories. A long time friend of Rub, Mac also becomes a source of strength for JJ where the Nuke Lieutenant is concerned.

You can always find me at the obligatory blog or my shared livejournal with EP author Kristin Battestella. Her horror, my erotica. Scares and Spices seemed tobe a great title!

http://leighwood.blogspot.com

http://kristin724.livejournal.com

I'm also hogging some file space and have a complete calendar of events at theKristin Battestella Yahoo Group. US NJers must stick together!

http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/kristinbattestella

Here's a touch about me, just in case you're wondering who this zany red head is!

Newly married and living the high-rise condo life, Leigh Wood is not tech savvyand fights with writing on her laptop between baking and sewing projects. Sheprefers handwriting with weird pens and odd paper and collects animal prints andrecords via rummage sales. Leigh loves naughty fantasy and science fiction, butsharpens her skills with nonfiction essays and reviews. Her articles can befound at I Think, Therefore I Review(http://ithinkthereforeireview.blogspot.com) or her own blog(http://leighwood.blogspot.com).

Previously, Leigh boldly wrote her memoir Cracked, and is currently working onher next epic erotic novel-a fantasy tentatively titled Horns of Myleness.

There's similar bits at my EP Author Page, too!

http://www.eternalpress.ca/Wood.html

I'm currently last in the author's tab!

LW

On the Way to New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Ebook Available NOW!
http://leighwood.blogspot.com

On the Way to New Isosceles Now Available!

2009-11-07T12:42:00.005-05:00

It's here, my Woody Peeps! It's HERE!

My science fiction erotica novel On the Way to New Isosceles is now available in ebook from Eternal Press!

http://www.eternalpress.ca/onthewaytonewisosceles.html

More information about other booksellers such as Fictionwise and our paperback release on Amazon will follow in the coming weeks. I have to get the Cart button over here, too!

Tonight however, I want you to join me and the rest of the Eternal Press Delightful at our Quadruple Release Day Extravaganza! Not only can you chat live with me personally, you can join the entire EP Gang, or read our posts at the Eternal Press Reader's Group. And for folks who don't mind the saucier side of excerpts, I'll probably spend most of my time at the Eternal Press Fever Loop.

http://www.eternalpress.ca/LiveAuthorChats.html

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/EternalPressReaders

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/EternalPressFEVER/

Sexy books, intelligent literary discussions, and me, Leigh! There's no reason not to stop by!

On the Way to New Isosceles

by Leigh Wood

Now Available from Eternal Press!

http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

A Sexy Isosceles Cover, and More Release Bits!

2009-11-05T20:06:00.003-05:00

Hello Woody peeps!

Please feel free to stop by the Eternal Press Author's blog and take a look at our new cover! You can also read some very sweet material in sampling of my forthcoming SF erotica novel On The Way To New Isosceles. Sex and Space and Nov 7!

In addition on where to read a few lengthy excerpts, you can also check out an interview I did with fellow EPer Kristin Battestella right before I was contractedwith EP. A little weird now, but all in good fun!

http://eternalpressauthors.blogspot.com/2009/11/interview-with-leigh-wood-by-kristin.html

Of course there's the standard blurbs and quick saucy excerpts, too! And of course, I've got a list of ever growing appearances where you can virtually visit me almost anytime!

http://eternalpressauthors.blogspot.com/2009/11/meet-on-way-to-new-isosceles-by-leigh.html

http://eternalpressauthors.blogspot.com/2009/11/upcoming-leigh-wood-appearances.html

Whew! Are there any other science fiction erotica readers out there? I hope so!

On the Way to New Isosceles

Coming Nov 7 to Eternal Press

http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

5 Days to Isosceles!

2009-11-03T02:58:00.001-05:00

I can't help myself, I'm counting down!

Wake up my sexy Woody Peeps! Get your sex in space on with my forthcoming science fiction erotica release On The Wayto New Isosceles!

Me and fellow EP author Kristin Battestella are hanging out today at the EternalPress Author's Blog Erotica Day. Well, I'm doing the posting, and Kristin's handling the technical bits. I love science fiction, but I'm kind of computer illiterate! That's bad isn't it?

Join us for excerpts, interviews, and more!

http://eternalpressauthors.blogspot.com/

http://leighwood.blogspot.com

http://kristin724.livejournal.com/

See you soon!

LW

One Week to Isosceles!

2009-11-01T17:25:00.005-05:00

Alright so It's a little less than that now isn't it?

My Good Woody Peeps, November 7th is almost here an that means my science fiction erotica release On the Way to New Isosceles will soon be in your little reader hands, courtesy of Eternal Press, of course!

Get in the sexy November spirit with our EP links! You can also read a sample from the first and second chapters here at the Leigh Wood Blog or at my collaborative livejournal with spooky EP author Kristin Battestella

http://www.eternalpress.ca/Wood.html

http://www.eternalpress.ca/onthewaytonewisosceles.html

http://kristin724.livejournal.com/30576.html

http://leighwood.blogspot.com/2009/08/on-way-to-new-isosceles-revised-preview.html

I've been posting about Isosceles for a few months, and rather than fight with formatting and all that, I think links are just better. Remember you can catch us live Saturday in the Eternal Press Release Day Chat extravaganza! Stop by and send me a virtual Hello!

LW

Upcoming Leigh Wood Appearances!

2009-10-30T14:58:00.000-04:00

I've been having a great time popping in some of EP's live chats. I can't wait for my own big day!
I hope the meebo private rooms cooperate with me! I'm not super high tech minded-that's why I rely on my neighbor and fellow EP author Kristin Battestella for the fancy webspace. It's seems loops and groups are giving way to the new instantenous social trends, but chats are still a lot of fun!

In fact, I even joined the 21st Century and signed up on Facebook! Here's the big link:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=100000432241842&ref=profile

Here's a list so far of more fun and appearances in support of On The Way To New Isosceles. More are being added as we speak, including a Thanksgiving Spectacular Appearance with Ginger Simpson!

11/3 Eternal Press Authors Blog Erotica Day
11/7 On The Way To New Isosceles and Eternal Press Release Party and Live Chat!
11/9 Leigh Wood Guest Blog Day at Romance Junkies
11/11 Leigh Wood at Amethyst Winters Yahoo Group
11/16 Leigh Wood 8 p.m. live chat at Fallen Angels Reviews
11/17 Leigh Wood Day at Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group
11/17 Leigh Wood 9 p.m. live chat at Coffee Time Romance
11/19 Leigh Wood at Rites of Romance Yahoo Loop
11/23 Leigh Wood Guest Day with Ginger Simpson!
11/25 Leigh at the Romance Bistro After Dark Group

Still More!
12/1 Eternal Press Authors Blog Erotica Day
12/2 EP Live Chat 9 p.m. est at Romance Junkies
12/5 EP at Amethyst Winters Yahoo Group
12/15 Leigh Wood Day at Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group

And!

1/11 Leigh Wood 8 p.m. Live Chat at Night Owl Romance

Whew! You're going to be sick of me!

LW
~On The Way To New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Coming Soon from Eternal Press!
http://leighwood.blogspot.com

Another Day of Spice with Leigh!

2009-10-20T15:53:00.001-04:00

Hello, hello all literary minded and kinky folks! I'm hanging out at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group! It's a Woody Wood Leigh Wood Day again!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella/

Today brings another special afternoon of science fiction, erotica, and science fiction erotica! And of course, in the spirit of Halloween, I've got a few naughty tricks up my sleeve for all the spooky lovers out there!

So pull out the recliner, grab a cup of hot chocolate, and spend a few hours with me, Leigh! Hi!

LW

~On The Way To New Isoceles
by Leigh Wood
Coming Soon from Eternal Press!
http://leighwood.blogspot.com

On The Way To New Isosceles Ordering Page Online!

2009-10-07T23:04:00.004-04:00

Alright Woody Peeps!

The Coming Soon and advanced pages for On the Way To New Isosceles are up at the Eternal Press website!

http://www.eternalpress.ca/onthewaytonewisosceles.html

Enough said! 4 Flames, yowza!

LW

On The Way To New Isosceles Is Almost Here!!

2009-10-06T14:35:00.001-04:00

Wow, we're a month away from the Eternal Press release of my ode to sex and science fiction, On The Way To New Isosceles! I should be posting more bits and juicy details, but I'm looking over the final errata this week before we go to formatting and reviews! It's been a lot of work, but well worth it. Publication!

JJ was as hard nosed as they come-and them some. But, hey , the destruction of earth did that to everyone. Humanity fractioned into three groups. Affectionately known as 'the Shitters', the Shipper Brigade manufactures the best space faring vehicles for themselves. Skilled fighters and martial artists Combatants like JJ fight the Shippers for what they can-even though Combatant numbers were severely depleted by the third faction.The Nukes rescued chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons from earth's doom and aren't afraid to use them. You can imagine JJ's surprise when she meets the Nuke Lieutenant Rub.

Their initial meeting didn't rub either the right way. Despite her Nuke anxiety-JJ has to put it all aside. Her Captain and the Nuke Colonel have struck a deal to defeat the Shippers once and for all. The Nukes leave their tiny outpost on a far flung, degrading planet and join the Combatants in taking the lush planet protected by the Shippers.It's a long, tough journey on the way to New Isosceles, and the animosity between Rub and JJ gets hotter by the day.......

There's a bit about us at the Eternal Press Author's Blog, so stop by and say hi! I'm also going to attempt chatting TONIGHT 8 PM EST at both the EP October Release Party and the Romance Junkies Live Chat, oh boy!

eternalpress.ca

romancejunkies.com

Should you miss me chatting live- I don't know why you would!- please feel free to join me at a few other appearances this month

10/6 EP Author Blog Erotica Day

10/7 Eternal Press and Romance Junkies Live Chats!

10/20 Guest Day at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group

10/21 EP at Romance Bistro After Dark

10/22 EP at Rites of Romance

For a completely FREE gander at the first TWO Chapters of On The Way To New Isosceles, visit
http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

Another Leigh Woody Wood Day!

2009-09-15T07:31:00.002-04:00

Top O the Morning to you, Woody peeps! Don't forget you can chat with me today at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group! I'll be posting excerpts, samples, reviews, and treats off and on throughout the day and would love to hear from fellow erotica fans and spicy readers!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella/

Stop by if you get a chance and catch the latest news on my science fiction erotica novel On The Way To New Isosceles. We're debuting with Eternal Press November 7!

LW

~On The Way To New Isoceles
by Leigh Wood
Coming Soon from Eternal Press!
http://leighwood.blogspot.com

Autumn Spice with Leigh Wood!

2009-09-01T18:14:00.003-04:00

Oh me, oh my, the release of On The Way To New Isosceles can't come fast enough! November assures all the science fiction erotica magic of my first novel with Eternal Press! I'm spending the day at the EP Author's Blog, it is after all Erotica Day!

http://eternalpressauthors.blogspot.com/2009/09/autumn-spice-from-leigh-wood.html

My virtual calendar is filling up in support of Isoceles. September is busy, October is jammed, November is riciculous, and I can't even fathom December! Here's a quick gander at what's coming up next. Remember in addition to bringing some spice here for Kristin's scares, I'm also hogging file and calendar space at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella

9/9 EP at the Romance Bistro After Dark

9/15 Leigh Wood Day at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group

9/16 EP at the Amethyst Winters Loop

9/17 Eternal Press at Rites of Romance

10/3 Collingswood Book Festival

10/6 EP Author's Blog Erotica Day

10/7 EP Live Chat 9 pm est at Romance Junkies

Come November I've got my own personal days with Romance Junkies, Coffee Time Romance, and Fallen Angel Reviews. I'm even working it in January at Night Owl Romance. If you want some spice with Leigh Wood, best get in on the action now!

On The Way To New Isosceles

Coming Soon from Eternal Press!

leighwood.blogspot.com

An Evening with Leigh Wood!

2009-08-18T16:08:00.002-04:00

Yes Woody Peeps, the day job is through, so it's time to dine, wine, sit back and relax with some naughty-but no less insightful literature!

We're getting closer-but still not close enough!- to the release of On The Way To New Isosceles. If you've haven't been paying attention (shame, shame!) On The Way To New Isosceles is my science fiction erotica novel coming November 7 from Eternal Press.

I'm from NJ, I write with Eternal Press. Kristin is from NJ and writes with EP. So naturally, I'm taking over here ;0) including some photos and files on the group, so check out the tools on the main page. You'll see my virtual and real life appearances and other Eternal Press events on the calendar as well.

http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/kristinbattestella

I might break in a bit to heat up the stuffed peppers for the husband, but feel free to inspect and delight in all the excerpts, treats, and samples. There's nothing like a FREE preview of On The Way To New Isosceles!

~On The Way To New Isoceles
by Leigh Wood
Coming Soon from Eternal Press!
http://leighwood.blogspot.com

Leigh Wood Upcoming Appearances!

2009-08-12T23:14:00.004-04:00

Yes, Woody Peeps, I'm alive and well and taking some time out of the creative writing genius to do some chats, loops, blogs, and all that good stuff! Here's a list of currently schedule appearances through October. November, December, and even 2010 are packing it on in support of On The Way To New Isoscles. For a complete calendar, check out my hang out with fellow Eternal Press author Kristin Battestella at

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella

8/18 Guest Author Day at the Kristin Battestella Group

9/1 EP Author's Blog Erotica Day
9/9 EP at The Romance Bistro After Dark
9/15 Guest Author Day at the Kristin Battestella Group
9/16 EP at The Amethyst Winters Club
9/17 Eternal Press at Rites of Romance Loop

10/6 EP Author's Blog Erotica Day
10/7 9 pm est EP at Romance Junkies Live Chat
10/20 Guest Author Day at the Kristin Battestella Group
10/21 EP at The Romance Bistro After Dark
10/22 Eternal Press at Rites of Romance Loop

Whew! And you should see November! 7 guest days and blogs, plus 3 live chats! If you want to spread the love for On The Way To New Isosceles with a magical event, drop me a line!

LW

~On The Way To New Isoceles
by Leigh Wood
Coming Soon from Eternal Press!
http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

On The Way To New Isosceles-Revised Preview!

2009-08-12T22:54:00.006-04:00

Alrighty Woody folks and fans of the Woodster! Here's a brand spanking new look at the revised and edited for publication On The Way To New Isosceles. Don't forget my science fiction erotica novel is debuting with Eternal Press this November!

Take a fresh gander at Chapters 1 and 2 below, and remember you can visit my naughty self anytime at my blog or my shared livejournal with fellow EP author Kristin Battestella, aptly named Scares and Spices!

http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

http://kristin724.livejournal.com/

You can also see a complete list of virtual and live appearances for myself, Kristin, and the rest of the cohorts at Eternal Press at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group. I'll be having another Guest Day there Tuesday August 18.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella/

But anyway! Here's the new look Chapters 1 and 2 of On The Way To New Isosceles!

On The Way to New Isosceles
A tale of love and war- in space!

By Leigh Wood

Chapter One

It was Iowa, twenty years ago. The wheat fields were golden, the sky aqua- but JJ knew it was just a dream again. Every night Earth returned, luscious with life, vegetation, water. The planet remained in her mind as it once was. The powerful atmosphere blew an ever so gentle breeze through her astral red hair. Her younger self walked knee deep in the swaying grains. It was hot; the sun shone its mid day summer brightest. Her little dress billowed-she was bare foot, and the seeds itched yet tickled her soles and bare arms. That morning it had rained, and beads of water still trickled from the budding grain and dropped between little JJ’s toes. Her feet would get dirty, and her mother would send her to the hose before she was allowed to enter the house.

Just as it had then, a shadow slid over the glistening grains-not simple wisps of clouds; but a sudden, massive blanket of darkness. The golden sunlight vanished from view. A red glow lit up the afternoon; the horizon streaked with the colors of sunset and wildfires, and a fiery red meteor smoked across the sky. Hot coals rained down on the twelve year old, and JJ ducked below the equally defenseless grains. Lava like fire smothered the ground, and sulfur filled her lungs. The girl tried to turn and crawl home, but the ground was hot and quaked. It was dark, and the burning grains cast the dim flickering light of a thousand little candles. Iowa submerged into Hell. The comet fell to earth, and all that humanity knew of Gaia was gone.
JJ sat up in her bunk and hit her head on the solid deck plating. There was little room to breathe on the Mother Ship; but better inside the hearty old ship’s cramped walls then out in cold, black, oxygen-free space. Of course, she had chosen the top bunk.
“Had another nightmare?” Her bunkmate’s concerned feminine call came from beneath the top bed.
JJ pulled her hair from its messy bun and wiped the sweat from her chest. Her heavy breathing calmed. Her hair was still red, but shorter and darker. She wasn’t flat chested, but her boobs weren’t as big as she would have liked. And of course, earth was still unable to sustain life. Well, it had been when what was left of humanity left ten years ago. How her home planet had faired since she hadn’t heard.
“J?”
“As you were, Private,” She finally acknowledged. She lay back down and listened to their spaceship rumble. She was a Lieutenant in the Combatant Brigade; she needn’t give explanations when she wasn’t ordered to by her Captain. Ten years of space faring and fighting their rival human factions didn’t give time to go soft. Not that JJ was ever soft. She would, however, drift off to sleep again if she was left alone. Sleep was necessary to her business, but alarms stirred her again.
“Combat Teams to your drop ships,” The intercom echoed. “All Combat Teams to your drop ships.”
“That’s us!” JJ’s bunkmate jumped up and pulled on her gear. Her perfect uniform was on and her backpack ready before JJ slid off her bunk and carelessly tossed away her sleep shirt. The tall, fit Korean was a proper soldier, and as strict as JJ was, sometimes Ina Wu’s no nonsense attitude irked her. But she had little time to be irked, especially now. Her uniform was on and in tip top shape. Gear? Check; backpack? Check. She halted at the sight of a third, empty bunk. Their quarters were small for one, inconvenient for two, but their third roommate was not interested in bunking with other women.
“Wu, where is Kimmie?”
“I believe it’s been Private Lucas for awhile,” Ina informed.
JJ buttoned her top and locked her gear into place. “If she’s not at the drop ship, Captain Westmayer better not chew my ass.”
****
The women jogged down the shaking corridor with other combat specialists in rustling dark spacesuits, helmets, backpacks, and jiggling space gear. The team had been to the weapons lock up and took up their spacesuits with their rifles. The hefty doors of the Mother Ship beeped its warnings and opened before them.
“Let’s move it!” JJ rushed into the Lift Off Zone. Shuttles and drop ships waited for their personnel as the Mother Ship shook and echoed.
“Zone Doors Opening in two minutes. All Combatants report to your drop ships.”
Combatants marched onto their drop ships, and Ina climbed up the rumbling ramp of Drop Ship 69. The swift Asian strapped into her designated seat, but a tall shadow prevented JJ from entering the transport.
“Lieutenant Johnson, I’ve told you before about the need for timely deployments.”
“I know, Captain.”
Where Ina’s severe stature and jaw line deceived about her dry wit and sometimes impish personality, Captain Scott Westmayer meant to look menacing, even if he was warm at heart. Although JJ had known him on earth, so maybe his warmness was for her and her alone. Not that there was time to really know people while hurling through space.
“Jess, you’re the best hand to hand combatant in the unit, but your lead by example attitude only goes so far.”
JJ wasn’t a leader. She was a fighter; but the Combatants needed leaders, and she didn’t argue with her superior. At least, not when there was a mission to be had.
“I know, Captain.”
“You’ve got to show more authority, Lieutenant.”
“I know, I mean, yes, Sir.”
A disheveled private approached the ramp, and both her superiors glared. Her uniform was mis-buttoned over her lacey bosom, and what gear she did have was tangled around her shoulders. JJ was a bit jealous of her friend’s lust and carefree attitude, but sex doesn’t last. Combatants were fighting for their very existence, and this Private was not doing her share. It wasn’t her fault. Everyone on earth had to choose a side. Kimmie couldn’t fly a spaceship and she didn’t build nuclear weapons-she hadn’t the brains for those.
“Kimmie Dejonaire.” The Captain sighed with slight bemusement at the messy blonde, but he entered the drop ship. “Let’s go, Private!”
****
The Mother Ship was old-scorched on its hull and rather clunky as spaceships go. The Combatants didn’t exactly get first choice in spacecraft, but this Mother Ship had been JJ’s home since she left earth. It was easy to personalize the old, routine broad for still chugging after all these years. The girl’s belly opened smoothly, and the Mother Ship’s doors released the drop ships one by one. JJ looked out the tiny window beside her seat. Cramped rows of jury rigged chairs carried the Combatants as the smaller crafts fell into space. Captain Westmayer stood by the controls in the drop ship and braved the descent. Never seemingly disturbed by anything, Ina smoothed her cropped dark hair and snapped on her helmet.
“Who is it Captain, Shitters or Nukes?” The man next to her asked.
“We’ve seen no signs of the Shippers,” The Captain stressed the proper nickname, and several of the boys laughed. Westmayer remained business. “We’ve learned the Nukes may be building more weapons on Asteroid 891X726.”
He put the information on the ship’s small display screens. The images shook and jumped with the jittery craft. Maps and pictures of the asteroid rotated before the team. All business as well, JJ studied the data.
“That’s a pretty big asteroid,” She cut in. “Still, all our drop ships won’t make the landing.”
“It will be tricky, but we have to land as many as possible. “ Westmayer focused on the material, not his personnel, as was his usual custom. “You’re objective when we land is to take their weapons facility by any means necessary.”
He pointed to the proposed facility’s location, but the drop ship’s screens flickered.
“You mean if we land.” Kimmie found her headgear and held onto her jiggling helmet. Their tiny ship shook more as it descended nearer the asteroid.
“When we land,” the Captain repeated. “If it cannot be taken, we will abort for an aerial assault.”
JJ frowned. “Why not an air raid first? Our lasers were up to 87 percent. The Mother Ship could be done before we-”
“Those are my orders, Lieutenant.” Westmayer turned away from her and fiddled with the controls.
A hearty Latino man looked squashed in the locked chair beside Kimmie.
“What’s going to stop the Nukes from releasing those pretty little bio hazards they like?”
“Shut it, Miguel.” Ina snickered. “You're always afraid a biological weapon is going to ruin your libido.”
“The Sergeant has a point,” JJ intervened, still perplexed at their unnecessary risk. “The asteroid could be flooded now. What guarantee do we have?”
“I can give none.” Westmayer was grim. “They've used chemicals against us in the past. You all have your current inoculations.”
“We’re five years behind them!” Kimmie grumbled to Miguel.
If Westmayer heard, he did not let on. “Take them by surprise and get to that facility before the Nukes can push any buttons. Good luck."
“Don’t lay it on all at once.” Miguel crossed himself.
The drop ships fired their thrusters and descended slowly and evenly toward the asteroid. JJ felt the rumbles and quakes, but she was used to it. When they first took to spaceflight, they all became ill and nauseous ascending or descending-every time a ship shook in fact. She turned from the tiny window and looked up and down her team. This was old hat now. Some of them even slept, but no one turned green.
“Check your comms,” she ordered as she adjusted her headset. Already there was ships’ chatter.
"Drop Ship 73 you’re coming in too fast!"
A drop ship zoomed passed the others and skidded over the rocky terrain. It deflected off a rough peak and crashed onto the asteroid’s abysmal surface. JJ blinked at the brief flashes outside her window. Pieces of hot metal slammed against the other drop ships, and Kimmie jumped at the echoes and clangs. More drop ships overshot the asteroid.
“57 shorten your thrusts.”
"Drop Ship 34, we’re trying to circle back for another go."
"Negative," Captain Westmayer ordered. He looked at the fritzing monitors and sensors. "Stay off as reinforcements. 41, 83, you’re on call as well."
"What number are we again?" Miguel turned to Kimmie.
"Ahem, Drop Ship 69."
"Shit."
Chapter Two
The drop ships neared the rocky surface and inched towards the ground. Landing gear sprung forth, but 69 hit a rock outcropping and jerked into the air.
"Shit!" Miguel yelled again. Ina closer eyes, but the sleepless JJ was unwavered. It wouldn’t be pretty, but they’d land.
The drop ship slammed onto the asteroid and skidded into the wasteland’s dirt. The craft smoked, but the Captain held tight. The small ship sped to a rough stop. It was stupid, dangerous, yet somehow fun; the perfect opportunity for JJ’s sarcasms.
"And we have another happy landing!" She smiled and locked down her helmet.
The drop ships’ hatches fizzed one after another, and the geared up teams filed onto the hard terrain. JJ surveyed the battlefield with her rifle ready. She knew the ins and outs of all the Combatant weapons, but every single Combatant was just that: a hand-to-hand lean, mean, fighting, and kick-ass weapon. But of course, in situations like these, weapons from a distance were best.
“We made a noisy entrance. Someone should be here to great us.”
“Don’t jinx it.” Ina followed her.
“How’s she read, Sergeant?” JJ called Miguel forward.
The team tinker and engineer, he pulled out his scanning equipment as ordered. “We’re all accounted for, so far. No additional signals or pathogens.”
“The Nukes wouldn’t need any pathogens here.” Ina put forth. “Throw a rock and crack our face shields why don’t you?”
“I didn’t come all this way to suffocate,” Kimmie grumbled and turned on her helmet’s lights. Indeed the entire environment was deadly. Dark, no atmosphere, and tough terrain as far as the dim combat headlights could show. They marched on from the landing area, but JJ inched ahead of her crew. She stopped, and the column halted behind her. She motioned, and the team turned to the left with her. Westmayer was a capable commander in league with the other Mother Ship Captains. Their fleet was small, but while the big wigs sat back in comfort, it was she who led her shipmates into battle. It was how she got as far as she did. She fought, and fought well. What else was there to do? JJ looked at the digital maps lighting up her handheld gear.
“The facility is this way.” She climbed over a pile of natural rubble, and the Combatants followed. They marched over the tough terrain as she continuously eyed her handheld diagram. Stones slid under their feet, and her stride lowered. “It feels like we’re descending.”
“Let me risk a little more power.” Miguel brightened the lights on his helmet and surveyed the area. “It looks like a crater rim there. We must be near the middle of the hole now.”
“I’ve see one too many crater holes.” JJ pocketed her device. “This intel is wrong.”
“Asteroids are constantly changing,” Kimmie contested.
“Good for asteroids.” She looked towards the microphone inside her helmet. “Johnson to Westmayer, do you copy?”
“I’ve got something!” Miguel raised his arm and the column trudged idle again. “Look, heat signatures: 98.6.”
“Us?” JJ turned to him.
“Are we moving?”
“Fuck!” She exclaimed. “Ambush!”
Lights beamed from the crater rim and pulse weapons blazed around the trapped Combatants. She knew it! It hadn’t felt right. She knew it was absurd, and now it was too late.
“Take cover!”
High tech colored lasers blasted all around. The unit fell to the ground one by one-some as ordered, others victims of the Nuke’s carefully laid plains. JJ flattened herself on the ground, but in the colorful firelight, she saw Miguel collapse next to her.
“Sergeant!” She called to him. “Miguel!”
JJ crawled through the crowded crater basin, careful of enemy fire and the jagged rocks. Such a perfect set up! The sharp ground ripped the outer layer of her sturdy-but not full proof-spacesuit.
“Shit!”
She increased the speed of her spider-like crawl. She fumbled past her still comrades, unsure of the direction she was going.
“Johnson to Westmayer, come in!”
There was no time to look at her data-not that it was accurate enough to help anyway. JJ scrambled to get clear. Once out of the shootout, she could fix her suit and get back to the drop ships.
“Any drop ship, please respond.”
Were the drop ships ambushed as well? Did they prep for rescue, as was procedure?
“Shit.” She approached the edge of the crater but looked back at the Nukes. They closed into the crater and finished off any twitching Combatants.
“Any Combatant, respond.” Had she alone the wits to delay the inevitable? JJ rolled across the crusted crater’s edge. The gravel crumbled beneath her, and she rolled down the sharp terrain. She groaned and screamed at the rocks sticking her and tearing her suit. Sharp pebbles reached her skin and scrapped her elbows. Blood and dirt marred the rustling fabric.
“Oh! Ow! Fuck!”
Jagged jabs and hard rocks punctured through the space gear one fizz and pop after another. JJ gasped and slowed her tortured descent. She rolled once more and smashed her face shield against a rock.
She grasped for air and felt her body tighten with the lack of oxygen. She must move, but it was so difficult. Did she move or merely think her labored limbs worked as she wanted? Her vision blurred, but the temporary metal structure of the Nuke’s weapons facility was before her. Some mirage! The determined Lieutenant ran, crawled, stumbled, and fought the elements to reach the enemy shelter. Really she should be dead. Did the Nukes alter the atmosphere or release one of their precious pathogens? She banged on the door and slammed the locking panel. The controls broke, and the door slipped open with a whoosh of air. She collapsed inside and fumbled for an internal key to close the door. It was to JJ, almost as if the door took its time.
She pulled off her broken helmet and shook bits of glass, plastic, and rock from her hair. The red head was crusted with blood, and dirty cuts littered her forehead.
“Shit.” She peeled off the irreplaceable but ruined spacesuit. What good was the crappy thing to her now? Her regular uniform was also ripped and bloody, and her gun was lost. All her equipment was gone. JJ sighed.
“How am I going to get back to the drop ships?”
She picked up her helmet and whispered into the transmitter. Once again, she pleaded with her silent friends-nay family. Her real family was buried on earth. Her team was all she had.
“Captain, do you copy? Lieutenant Johnson to Captain Westmayer, please respond.”
She bit her urge to curse and flung the helmet away.
“I’ll just have to do things myself.” She tiptoed down the enemy’s dim and plain hallway. Most likely her team was slaughtered. Perhaps the drop ships were destroyed. Maybe even the Mother Ship was under attack and losing against the newer Nuke ships. If that was the case, JJ could at least finish her mission. Hell, what else was there to do?
The facility had looked small on the outside. Temporary, as most of the Nuke testing labs were. Surely there was a command area. She had fought similar battles before; dark turns, corridors, but no doors today. Was all the Nuke magic underground? She looked at the patterns under her boots. Seamless! All these hallways looked the same!
“Damn.”
She found a corner and slid to the floor. She would swear she went in a complete circle, but she had yet to encounter her discarded spacesuit again. She felt weak and examined her cut arm. She must have lost some blood, but the cuts were crusted with dirt and dried blood now. If only she could scan herself for infection!
The whoosh of the asteroid’s vacuum echoed again, and JJ heard the door seal shut. She closed her eyes, then stood and braced herself. If the mission was indeed a trap, then the tin can she was in was probably in fact, empty. At least she could take this Nuke before he took her. Combatants had a reputation for their fierce hand-to-hand skill, and she was the best. She would let this Nuke know it. Clothes rustled, and the sound of a slow, long zipper echoed through the building. She heard her own spent suit tossed aside again and her helmet echoed away. The cracked headpiece skidded down the tin corridor passed her.
“Hello?” A cheeky man’s voice called. He no doubt enjoyed the situation, stupid Nuke. “I know we have a visitor. Who could it be?”
Footsteps came closer. Not too obvious to some, but JJ had a trained ear. The man must be tall, not heavy, but built weight lay behind his steps.
“Come and play with me, please?”
JJ leaped around the corned. Her boot was high and her sharp kick struck the Nuke in the nose. He sprawled on the floor and covered his face as she kicked his gun away.
“Well, since you insist.” She smiled, determined to enjoy this last bout; but her enemy kicked away her ankles.
“Normally, I’d find this very cute.” He wrestled with her on the floor, but she was by no means easy to pin. “But I just want to get off this rock ASAP.”
“I feel the same way.” She elbowed him. She didn’t wish to converse, just insult. “About leaving I mean.”
“Feisty!” He twisted her arm as she struggled against him. When was the last time she was this close to a man? Oh yes, she had roughed him up, too! The Nuke fluttered in her ear again. “Whoa. Easy, there Little Tiger.”
“I’m a dog person.”
JJ kicked her contester away, then stood and faced him. He was on his feet, ready as well. She punched and kicked in her personal combinations, but the Nuke was no slouch, actually. He blocked her blows, caught her foot, and threw her to the hard floor. The floor hurt. She recalled her outdoor ordeal, and briefly entertained the notion that she was not in fighting condition. The Nuke stood above her, his buzzed head and muscular physique ready for anything. He fought well, for a Nuke. My, JJ must be unwell if she could admit that to herself.
“As much as I don’t like to hit a woman, I hate the sight of my own blood more.” He wiped the blood from his nose, and JJ came towards him again. She would go on, just to shut him up. Unfortunately, he stuck to his words, and the taunting Nuke blocked most of her crosses and jabs. “Now I’m having fun!”
“Are you really?” Ha! She landed a perfect cut to the chin, and her fighting partner fell to the floor. She slid for his gun, but he was on her. He was heavy, yet his style held a slightly mocking tone. Why must her toy with her so? She clenched the laser in her hand, rolled onto her back, and pointed the Nuke gun. The man straddled her and pinned her to the ground, but he kept his distance from his own gun. He perched below her hips and weighed her down, yet he put up his hands in surrender.
“Still having fun?” JJ winked.
“Johnson!”
He was upside down from her perspective, but it was Captain Westmayer all right. He looked down at her, trying to look menacing again.
“Lower the weapon, Jess,” He ordered. “Lieutenant Rubelli will not hurt you.”
The Nuke stood, smiled, and extended his hand.
“That would be me.” He winked.
JJ stood, but kept the gun poised. She looked between the Nuke and her Commanding Officer.
“Captain, I think I’m entitled to an explanation, Sir.”
“You are, Lieutenant, you and the rest of the unit.” He took the gun from her and squeezed her shoulder. “Stun guns Jess. We’ll meet tomorrow, 0800. I’ll fill you in on the details then. Suffice to say, the Nukes are now our friends.”

Stay tuned for more!

It's Leigh Wood Day!

2009-07-21T14:30:00.005-04:00

Alright peepsters!

It's time for another Woody Afternoon with me, Leigh-Eternal Press author and NJ cohootster- at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group, home of fellow EP author and NJer. It's a conspiracy!

Now I now it's the thick of summer, and I've been on enough loops and groups now to know sometimes things are slow and people are shy-but I'm posting anyway! So feel free to stop by and check out my forthcoming science fiction erotica release with EP, On The Way To New Isosceles.

Our new cover by Eternal Press Head Cover Artist Dawne Dominque is posted front and center at my blog

http://leighwood.blogspot.com

And a copy is also in my slice of the files section at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella

Take a visit for some naughty fun and kinky excerpts!

Woot!
LW

~On The Way To New Isoceles

by Leigh Wood

Coming Soon from Eternal Press!

http://leighwood.blogspot.com

On The Way To New Isosceles-Cover Magic!

2009-07-11T18:05:00.003-04:00

Hello, Hello Woody Peeps!

We're about to have a nice summer storm here in NJ, but I had to leave a little note about my forthcoming erotic science fiction novel-or is that science fiction erotica? Either way, On The Way To New Isosceles is coming soon to Eternal Press. We're in the cover stage!

http://www.eternalpress.ca/

Eternal Press' Head Cover Artist Dawne Dominique has done some exceptional and beautiful work for On The Way To New Isosceles, capturing the excitement and danger of space in addition to the hot and steamy shipbound activities!

http://dawnedominique.sampa.com/

I don't want to say too much. I like to stew a surprise. Maybe when the final artwork is done I'll post some treats at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group! I'm lynching some file space from my fellow EP author and I have a guest author day there July 21!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella/

You can also catch myself and several other Eternal Press authors this week:

7/14 EP Authors at Rites of Romance
7/15 Leigh Wood at Romance Bistro After Dark
7/21 Leigh Wood Day at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group
7/22 EP visits the Amethyst Winters Group

Check me lil' blog here for the latest news regarding On The Way To New Isosceles. You can also read a few raw excerpts here or at Scares and Spices, more collaboration at Kristin's livejournal page.

http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

http://kristin724.livejournal.com/

Stay Tuned!

LW

~On The Way To New Isoceles
by Leigh Wood
Coming Soon from Eternal Press!
http://leighwood.blogspot.com

The Vampire Family
by Kristin Battestella
Now in Ebook or Paperback
http://jsnouff.com/kristin

Spend Time with me, Leigh!, this June!

2009-06-13T16:05:00.003-04:00

Alright Beach Baby Woody pals, next week you can spend some personal time with yours truly indoors at the following virtual locations!

6/16 Leigh Wood at the Kristin Battestella Group
6/17 EP Erotica Authors at the Romance Bistro After Dark
6/18 Eternal Press Authors at the Rites of Romance

You can also stop by and say hi to me Today June 13 at the Amethyst Winter Loops

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AmethystWinters_and_Company/

For a complete calendar of appearances for myself, Kristin Battestella, and the rest of the EP peeps, check out the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group. I also have a files section their with some juciy excerpts!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella/

Kristin and I are also doing a co op blog at here livejournal page this summer:

http://leighwood.blogspot.com
http://kristin724.livejournal.com/

Woot!

LW

~On The Way To New Isoceles
by Leigh Wood
Coming Soon from Eternal Press!
http://leighwood.blogspot.com

Woody Chats Today!

2009-05-27T16:32:00.003-04:00

Yes, my summer erotica Woody Peeps, it's time to feel the promotional love for me and On The Way To New Isosceles. Catch me and other Eternal Press authors Today, Wednesday May 27 at the Romance Bistro After Dark

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/rb_afterdark/

Want more? Catch my saucy self anytime here. You can also hang out with me and Kristin Battestella at Scares and Spices, our new collaborative Blog. And don't forget I've got author days coming next month at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group!

http://leighwood.blogspot.com

http://kristin724.livejournal.com

http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/kristinbattestella

Hope to see you out and about!

LW

Leigh Wood Chatting This Week!

2009-05-12T21:42:00.003-04:00

Guess what Woody Peeps?

I am doing a loop chat tomorrow-that's Wednesday May 5 for us East Coast folks-with Kristin Battestella and a bunch of other Eternal Press Authors! It's never to early to talk about books, erotica, and ahem, On The Way To New Isosceles, now, is it?

Join us at the Amethyst Winters and Company Yahoo Group!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AmethystWinters_and_Company

I'll try not to be too much of a technical idiot, as long as Yahoo isn't! Don't forget you can find me anytime right here, but also check out my shared blog with Kristin Battestella

http://leighwood.blogspot.com

http://kristin724.livejournal.com

Dribbles about me and my Fall EP release are also trickling in at the EP Authors Blog

http://eternalpressauthors.blogspot.com

And finally Look for me to takeover the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group this June! It's so nice to have writerly friends!

http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/kristinbattestella

LW

New Collaborative Writing Blog!

2009-05-02T20:45:00.003-04:00

Alright Woody Peeps, I'm branching out with a little help from fellow NJ author Kristin Battestella. I'm a technical twit, but now that I'm also an Eternal Press author; Kristin is opening up her livejournal and yahoo group in a collaborative effort of scares, sexy stories, science fiction, fantasy, horror, and erotica. It should be very interesting!

Tell us what you think with a quick comment:

http://kristin724.livejournal.com

I'll be doing some guest days at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group this June, too. You can never start too early with a book like On The Way To New Isosceles!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella

Check out the calendar there for the latest!

LW

Contracted!

2009-04-10T23:49:00.001-04:00

Allow me a hip, hip, Woody peeps!

My naughty sf erotica novel On The Way To New Isosceles has been officially contracted by Eternal Press! Yay! It's just a matter of the paperwork, and then we get get in line for all the magic of publication! I've already done some editing with The Vampire Family author Kristin Battestella, but I imagine it will be a bit before On The Way is available on virtual bookshelves. Here's a raw look:

JJ was as hard nosed as they come-and them some. But, hey , the destruction of earth did that to everyone. Humanity fractioned into three groups. Affectionately known as 'the Shitters', the Shipper Brigade manufactures the best space faring vehicles for themselves. Skilled fighters and martial artists Combatants like JJ fight the Shippers for what they can-even though Combatant numbers were severely depleted by the third faction.

The Nukes rescued chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons from earth's doom and aren't afraid to use them.You can imagine JJ's surprise when she meets the Nuke Lieutenant Rub. Their initial meeting didn't rub either the right way. Despite her Nuke anxiety-JJ has to put it all aside. Her Captain and the Nuke Colonel have struck a deal to defeat the Shippers once and for all. The Nukes leave their tiny outpost on a far flung, degrading planet and join the Combatants in taking the lush planet protected by the Shippers.

It's a long, tough journey on the way to New Isosceles, and the animosity between Rub and JJ gets hotter by the day.......

More naughty bits and tantalizing treats-including an unedited look at the first five chapters of On The Way To New Isosceles are available at my blog and website

http://leighwood.blogspot.com
http://jsnouff.com/kristin/leighwood

More juicy freebies are also archived at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group. Lynching some of K's space and putting it to good use!

http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/kristinbattestella

Yay!
Leigh

~On The Way To New Isoceles
by Leigh Wood
Coming Soon from Eternal Press!
http://leighwood.blogspot.com

New Review and News!

2009-04-08T21:09:00.002-04:00

Hello Woody Peeps!

On the non fiction front, I have a new review posted at I Think Therefore I Review. A little critique on The Jane Austen Book Club and commentary about Austen in general.

http://ithinkthereforeireview.blogspot.com/2009/04/jane-austen-book-club.html

On a naughtier note, I've finished my conditional edits on On The Way To New Isosceles and resubmitted to Eternal Press. Now I must wait again, but keep you're fingers crossed! Hopefully, it won't be too long.

LW

Leigh Wood: A Biography

2009-03-18T23:45:00.001-04:00

Leigh Wood: A Profile
by Kristin Battestella

I first met Leigh Wood when we were both in the retail humdrum several years ago. At first I didn’t like her. I was there before her, and she was tough to train. Leigh is by no means slow or stupid, she just thinks rules are waste of time. Despite her antisocial beliefs, Leigh was soft-spoken yet out spoken, and we became friends.

I was ecstatic to find another person who actually wrote. Not a name on a message board, but a real person just like me. Well, Leigh’s not Italian-she's not sure what she is, really. Her mom wasn't around, and things are turbulent at best with her father. Leigh doesn’t say much about and I don’t ask. I encouraged her to write it all out-fiction, nonfiction, poetry. I suspect that very juicy memoir of hers will be published someday, hopefully in the near future.

After I left retail for better job, Leigh and I tried to keep in touch over the phone, but that didn’t last. I think she moved to a different town briefly then came back. I think Leigh took some college courses, and either couldn’t afford it or didn’t care to continue. Somehow we began e-mailing each other, and Leigh confessed about her writing ambitions.

Even though Leigh is little anti-computer, she published a few bits and pieces online. She won't pay for her own domain (which is partly why I’m posting this here!) Leigh’s laptop is always crashing, but as far as I know, she's never lost any writing work. That’s what really matters She's probably just exaggerating-just looking for a machine to blame. Leigh gets obsessive and can’t stop. She loves fantasy, animal prints, and weird pens.

My sister says she wants a body just like Leigh’s. I however think Leigh is too skinny, probably from a lack of Italian meals. Her lack of anything but skin and bones does help Leigh fashion wise. She's able to wear tiny tops and barely there jeans that most of us with big boobs and bootys cannot. Style, eccentricities, history-Leigh’s substance is her writing. It's bare, raw, no holds barred literature in genres mainstream has thought better off forgotten. I contest. Certainly Leigh’s writing would agree.

A Little Bit about On The Way To New Isosceles!

2009-03-18T23:36:00.001-04:00

On The Way To New Isosceles A Tale of Love and War-in Space! by Leigh Wood

JJ was as hard nosed as they come-and them some. But, hey , the destruction of earth did that to everyone. Humanity factioned into three groups. Affectionately known as 'the Shitters', the Shipper Brigade manufactures the best space faring vehichles for themselves. Skilled fighters and martial artists Combatants like JJ fight the Shippers for what they can-even though Combatant numbers were severly depleted by the third faction. The Nukes rescued chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons from earth's doom and aren't afraid to use them.

You can imagine JJ's surprise when she meets the Nuke Lieutenant Rub. Their intial meeting didn't rub either the right way. Despite her Nuke anxiety-JJ has to put it all aside. Her Captain and the Nuke Colonel have struck a deal to defeat the Shippers once and for all. The Nukes leave their tiny outpost on a far flung, degrading planet and join the Combatants in taking the lush planet protected by the Shippers.

It's a long, tough journey on the way to New Isosceles, and the animosity between Rub and JJ gets hotter by the day.......

An Isosceles' Who’s Who

Lieutenant Jessica Johnson - Nicknamed JJ by her Combatant comrades, the strong willed red head has seen much and harbors her share of ill will towards her enemy the Shippers, and her former enemies the Nukes. JJ was a child when the comet destroyed Earth, and the otherwise all business Lieutenant often has nightmares reliving the destruction if her hometown in Iowa-the crash site of the deadly meteor.

Lieutenant Jason Rubelli - Rub is the Nuke Ladies Man almost by default. His wit, fighting prowess, charm and good looks make he an easy leader to follow. Most of the Combatants has no trouble answering to Rub. JJ, however, resents his presence and his attraction to her. Rub’s not afraid to mix business with pleasure, but his attitude begins to change once he’s forced to bunk with JJ.

Captain Scott Westmayer - Scott Westmayer knew JJ on earth, and their history is very special to JJ. The only person allowed to call her Jess, JJ isn’t afraid to tell her Captain what’s on her mind, and Westmayer always lends an ear. A dear friend and command, Westmayer is always giving JJ the support she needs-except when it comes to Nukes. Westmayer wants to see an end to the war, and he expects JJ to follow his lead.

Staff Sergeant Miguel Carlos Santiago Rafael - Once the fresh Latino befriends Rub, he’s not afraid to discuss his sexuality with the Nuke. On the journey to New Isosceles, Miguel develops into something of a double agent. Trusted by both JJ and Rub, Miguel is able to give each of the Lieutenants valuable information regarding their turbulent relationship.

Colonel Jackson Gauthier - The commended leader of The Nukes is determined to keep the delicate alliance with the Combatants alive, even going so far as agreeing to put the opposing Lieutenants JJ and Rub together. When Shipper threats become a reality, Gauthier’s leadership saves the day.

Private Ina Wu - Witty Korean Ina Wu is a swift fighter and swifter woman for attempting to stay above ship politics and romances. She is perhaps JJ’s closest friend on board, often providing level headed advice and logical plans of action-in ship operations on and off the bridge.

Private Kimmie Dejonaire - Although she is slightly ditzy and known more to her fellow combatants for her bedroom services, Kimmie Dejonaire is an exceptional hand to hand fighter. She gladly trades techniques with her new Nuke friends and develops a special relationship with Nuke Corporals Tammy Lyn Filago and Miller Worthington.

Corporal Tammy Lyn Filago - Tammy Lyn is lovingly called TLF by her male Nuke pals, and not because its her initials. Her romantic history with Rub isn’t exactly clear, and it causes some awkward moments between Tammy Lyn and her newfound superior, JJ. Despite their similar hot hot status, Tammy Lyn and Kimmie become very close, even developing an unusual relationship with Mills Worthington.

Corporal Miller Worthington III - Mills is somewhat of a geek or nerd. His genius is behind most of the Nuke technologies, but the Corporal is also part of the popular Nuke set. Rumors about his physical prowess spread through the Combatant Mother Ships, and Miller quickly finds himself at the center of both Kimmie Dejonaire and Tammy Lyn Filago’s affections.

Corporal Edward MacDonald - Mac may appear stupid and living every moment according to his Machismo nickname, but the Nuke is shrewd in strategy and planning. Often the final piece of a Nuke puzzle, Mac also uses his wit for elaborate pranks and relationship theories. A long time friend of Rub, Mac also becomes a source of strength for JJ where the Nuke Lieutenant is concerned.

New Review and On The Way News!

2009-02-05T23:06:00.003-05:00

Alrighty Woody fans!

I've got a new review happening at I Think Therefore Review. My love hate relationship with Marion Zimmer Bradley continues. Here's my take on the Mists of Avalon miniseries.

http://ithinkthereforeireview.blogspot.com/2009/02/mists-of-avalon-2001.html

Also, I don't want to say too much or jinx anything but I've had a tentative offer for my sf erotica novel On The Way To New Isosceles! The publisher asked for a few revisions, nothing to serious thankfully. Some point of view tightening and balancing of the him/her ratio, but these aren't drastic changes. It will take me an month or so to complete and resubmit. Wish me luck!

The only downside is that my editing of Horns of Myleness will have to wait a little while, but that's okay. It's turned out to be quite huge, and I'm already planning two sequels to complete the universe. That one's going to take some time indeed!

LW

Finished!

2009-01-22T03:21:00.003-05:00

Well, far from finished all the nitty gritty and polish and perfection, but I finished typing Horns of Myleness!

I sort of helped and hindered myself when I began writing it by hand like the days of old. It took a while to type it all up, but I was able to read through and edit and expand as I went. It's saucy, its naughty, its got magic, sex, and its nearing 400 pages. Lord have mercy!

We're far from done, but the typing is a major step. Now I've got to go through it all over again!

And, I don't want to jinx anything, but my science fiction erotica tale On The Way To New Isosceles is also being looked at!

Woody is good.

Horns of Myleness Website!

2008-12-18T01:36:00.002-05:00

I'm back woody peeps! I cut my hair and now I'm on a roll.

Unfortunately, I've been unable to enter my section of the jsnouff.com website. I'm horrible with computers anyway, and I can't attempt to update my Horns of Myleness Page. If you can tolerate the blank webring boxes take a gander at some unicorn fun!

Leigh Wood. Author.

Ta,

LW

Horns of Myleness Opener

2008-12-12T17:19:00.003-05:00

Hey folks.

Here's the very rough opening to my fantasy novel Horns of Myleness. This is about the second draft, so be kind! Remember this is not intended for those under 18.

Horns of Myleness
A Tale of Love and Legend
By Leigh Wood

Chapter 1

Tonight will be my last night in Ottodom. Tomorrow I will leave this provin8ce of Erda and be Lady Inalinn no more. Roban, Duke of Ott, promised I, his daughter, to Prince Balris, son of the King of Og. Our fathers fought together long ago against the wild Boar men in the North Tundra. Since we were children, Balris has spent his summers here in Ott. My Love is tall and broad, fit for battle and love making. He charmed me with his humor and bawdy style. I know and love my betrothed, but not yet have I lain eyes on Og. Balris tells me fanciful tales of his capital city and the enchanted land of Myleness. Most magics and traditions of old have passed away in Ottodom.

Only the magistrar who faithfully serves my father’s counsel have I known. We are a province of education and craftsmanship; trade and literature pass readily betwixt our land and the island province of Cosma to the south. My lady-in-waiting Leanora hails from Cosma, but chit chat about the arts or sculpture is not meant for debates with a future King. We are a fine match, Balris and I. A warrior to match the foulest beast of Boar, there is no doubt; but Balris is witty and intelligent, learned as I am. I’ve never listened to the traders of old who brought tales of soothsayers-wizards with powers of the mind for keeping the fine balance of evil and morality. Tales of dragons are still found among the elder statesmen in Ott, usually after a banquet where many barrels of stout have been spilt. Its more honorary now, but Myleness warriors like Balris and his men still wear the crest of the Unicorn upon their armor.

Fortunately, we are at a new dawn. Superstition and magic power have been replaced by Cosma’s growing mecca of art, literature, and science. In those magical days of yore, I’d be expected to stay inside my bower, meek; conjuring potions of love and power for my husband and King. Soon enough my education and rule of household will be at use in Og. I can leave the maidens about me to cook and sew. I am a Lady. A leader. A queen.

It will take us at least four days to reach the borders of Myleness. Balris plans a stop at the Inn along the River Myle. We loved each other many times along those waterbanks in our youth. I’m tall, but Balris was a head higher even then. I remember our first consummation on the soft green moss. The birds chirped and blue water flowed passed us. A brief and faint rain; the wind rustled the collected drops from the tree canopy above us. Balris’ lips were gentle and moist as the raindrops upon my bare breast. My gown was crumpled beneath me, and my white shift was damp around my waist.
“Shall we stay out of doors?”

I wasn’t sure if Balris wished to run from nature’s bounty or if he was just being gentlemanly, but I adored the notion of our love under the clouds. We were alive, part of nature in every essence! The wind blew my blonde curls, and I laughed as I fought them away from my face. “Yes! Let us stay here forever. We shall be wild folk of the woods!”
“All right then!” Balris chuckled and tore his wet under tunic off. “Shall we always be naked?”
He kissed my belly and pushed my knees away.
“If you like.”
“Yes, I like.”

Balris had indulged me before, and I pleased him as well, but we needed no more banter. He looked at me from under his wet, shaggy hair; his eyes held the same nature’s lust that trembled through me. I shuddered from the ticklish raindrops and clung to Balris’ strong shoulders as he was within me.

It was perhaps painful, but I remember my excitement more than displeasure. Balris was large-towering even then-yet he began gentle upon me. His rough thrusts quickened as his kisses and hot breath rubbed against my neck and breasts. He was training to be a leader and a King. Balris had all the cunning and charm ready for his duty, but his fighting prowess and physical passion were unchecked in our early fucking. He was hungry, yearning, perhaps even vicious. The Prince could have any woman beneath him in the wilderness if he so chose. I like that he chose me. Our arraignment could have been cold, separate, loveless. But no, I like the way Balris loves me. He still loves me like our first consummation by the river. Hard, unbridled fucking is good for a Queen.

More to come!

Horns of Myleness-Rough Excerpt!

2008-09-19T02:06:00.009-04:00

Horns of Myleness Rough draft preview!

(Not intended for those under age 18)

by Leigh Wood

“Inalinn, say you remember what I told you about the consummation?” Balris became serious, his face worn. “I know it is obscure. An absurd tradition! But it was my Father’s one request when he consented to our nuptial.” I did understand, even if I didn’t like it. One evening of discomfort to assure our royal authority. I would do this small shame for my husband. I will have no questions about the health of my King. Still, I seemed more at ease then He. I placed my hands on Balris’ fallen cheeks. “I am prepared, Husband. Please do not worry.”

The knock, however, came at our door sooner than I hoped. I awaited my husband in my nightgown as there was no need to bare more of myself to the this King then I should. Balris secured the knot on his linen robe. “Time so soon, My Lady,” He hesitated before the door, then finally opened it and stepped aside for the King. Etsin entered quickly, not knowing or choosing to ignore his son’s delay. “I hope you didn’t start without me?”

Thankfully Slivery remained outside. The King I must endure, but the Duke’s presence was equally not wanted nor warranted. He took care to step inside and observe us as he slowly pulled the door shut. The King rolled up the heavy sleeve on his velvet robes. “Now that the ceremony has concluded, I must handle official matters of state. The health and lineage of Og shall be secured. I shall test the purity of our prize from Ottodom.”

The King held out his skeletal, shaking hand. It shook not because he was elderly, but rather, a sneer of anticipation spread through the royal face as he approached me. He licked his lips and twitched his eyes as his fingers trembled. I stepped back towards the bed, not knowing but suspecting what the King wished to do. Surely, he was to observe our marital consummation only, was he not? Did Etsin expect to touch me? Lie with me? Enter his seed in my womb to assure his lineage!

Balris stepped between us and pushed his Father’s hand away. “There is no purity to be found,” This was Balris’ worry indeed, but he spoke plainly to the King. It was no lie. Should Etsin’s unseemly hand feel me, he’d know I had been with my husband before our marriage. Balris repeated his rightful claim to I, his wife. “I’ve taken My Lady previously.” The men stood their positions, Balris held his wrist as the King’s eyes remained upon me. I kept my head low, not wishing to see the wrongful desires in his face. “Very well,” The King finally wavered. “The dowry from Ottodom will suffice.”

King Etsin smoothed his robes as he sat in the chair before the bed. It was a hard wooden chair-none such as the high, gilded, padded throne. Yet, King Etsin reclined in it as if it was the most important seat in Erda. Balris sighed. He seemed relieved that he averted his Father’s interference, but his beard did not hide his frown. Now I regretted my agreement of this custom. Had I know Etsin’s true intentions, I would have pressed further in my own defense. If a member of Og must witness our consummation, why could it not be Tage? It wouldn’t be so bad if Tage was there. A young man who’s interest would be understanding, respectfulness, and consideration. Balris’ brother. My friend. He wouldn’t look upon me. I don’t suppose I am the vision of every man’s fancy-Only a perversion to a twisted old man. Tage would not be one to lie, but maybe he would only say he witnessed but would remain in the next room. I sat on the bed. Mu bed. Our bed that would be tainted now with thoughts of King Etsin. I sighed behind Balris. Observation was not the worst that could be. I chanced a look upon the King. He looked utterly relaxed. Blissful. Excited.

Balris stepped closer to me. Not afraid to bear his own body before the King, he dropped his robe and climbed onto the edge of the bed. I tried to focus on my husband’s build before me, but I saw the King shift around Balris. He leaned to the left for a better view. My husband’s broad frame, however, kept my modesty intact. Etsin would not see all of me. I slid towards Balris slowly. Usually I was rather uninhibited with him, but tonight I kept my gown around me. Balris tugged me closer and parted my legs with his strong thighs. I wanted to lie with my husband, but not in this manner. Nor, it seemed, did he. Balris knew, unfortunately, that if he did not enter me now, Etsin would. Balris pushed my gown up as far as it needed to be, then leaned towards me. “I am sorry, Inalinn,” Balris whispered in my ear. “Be not angry with me.”
“It must be so, Balris.”

It was too late! I could never suggest Tage’s presence as I hoped. Balris might understand, but the King certainly would never allow it. He would never let his intimate opportunity go to him. “I shall be quick.” Balris reached between us and massaged my swelling lips. My comfort was nonexistent-I was still aware of Estin and appalled by his presence-and yet! Balris’ steady work between my legs always pleased and excited me. Blessed it was that this was not our first time together! Balris slid his finger inside me and rubbed my natural oils along my open folds. He whispered in my ear again. “From this night on our time will be ours and ours alone.”

It was a perfect moment, until I was aware of the King’s movement again. His shifting anticipation did not go unnoticed by Balris, for my husband pulled my legs tight around his clenched ass. Although It was a handsome buttocks, this night Etsin did not want to see his own son’s ass. Balris held my legs tight; I felt his manhood rub against my thigh. He straightened before me and looked into my eyes. Our thought was the same as Balris pressed his smooth head into my satin crevice.

I didn’t move as I normally did. I’m not a lady who plainly lies upon her back and lets men do their will. Tonight however, I let Balris lead us fully. I looked up to the canopy upon our bed as he took one slow stroke, then another. Balris arched his head back slowly, trying to savor our incredible feeling as I was, yet not wishing to give Etsin a piece of our satisfaction. I held onto Balris’ forearms as he looked down at me. Perchance if we could concentrate on each other, each of us could forget the King’s rasping breath behind us. His air was quiet before, but now his nose was noticeable about the room, as if he were inhaling sharply with each penetration and catching our scent with each breath. Heavens, would he attempt join us or reveal his own pleasure before us? I shuddered at the thought and shut my eyes. “Inalinn?” I heard Balris’ whisper. “I am almost near.”

I opened my eyes again and focused on Balris. I could not withhold myself with my legs so spread about him. Balris was large and proud and normally a warrior above me as he was atop his horse. He sped his pace within me, and heat rose between us. Balris’ flesh smacked against me, and I smelled our comforting scents of mingled man and woman. Sweat trickled from my man’s brow, and he squeezed my hips with his rough hands. Balris arched his head back again, and I felt his hot seed spurt inside me. Balris leaned over me again and gently slid inside me once, twice more. He held onto me and closed his eyes. Momentarily we could enjoy each other’s feel, smell, warmth. I reveled in his power within me, but Balris suddenly withdrew.

He looked over his shoulder at the King, disgusted. “Are you satisfied?” I sat up and drew our blankets over me, but the King’s dissatisfaction was as clear as Balris’ disgust. Etsin sighed and put on his demeaning air. “Are you always this anticlimactic?” He stood slowly, as if his feeble frame was exhausted by his witness. Now, Etsin quoted and feigned his obligation. “I’m afraid I will have to feel the evidence, as the charter of Og requires.” The King gathered his robes and put his knee on the edge of the bed. A moment before he was a vile old man, but how quick he gained the strength to climb upon our bed! I instinctively recoiled against our bed’s headwood as Balris pulled his father away.

“Look at me for your evidence!” Balris stood exposed between us, unashamed to offer his own body on my behalf. “This night you named me King of Og. My Queen is not the property of the Father King.” The King straightened his robes, but his anger came forth. “You do not need to defend your honor here, Boy.”

Etsin put on his evil, patronizing tone. Usually he held Balris in such high favor and kept this demeaning tone in reserved for Tage. The exclaim was checked as the King swiftly recovered his royal demeanor. “I suppose my witness with have to suffice,” He said. “But I will not count this union secure until a new Prince or Princess is brought to me.”

At last the King turned to the door and opened it. I felt as if clean air ushered into the room; the aroma of sex had been tainted by Etsin’s foul breath. Duke Slivery waited for the King to pass, then they took his stench with them. Caring not if anyone else saw his manhood, Balris rushed to shut the door. He pulled the observing chair against the door, cracking the wooden back as he pinned it beneath the doorknob.

Meet Horns of Myleness!

2008-09-19T02:06:00.008-04:00

Horns of Myleness

A Woody Work in Progress by Leigh Wood

Don't let my silly title fool you! I've found myself in the midsts of another fantasy tale! Horns of Myleness has everything the romantic fantasy fan can ask for-at least, its everything *I* like in a romancy fantasy. Heroic warriors, imperfect ladies, decrepit evil kings, and oh yes, unicorns!

Will Inalinn go with her heart, renounce her Queenship in Og, and run away to the faraway land of Little Bark with her husband's brother Prince Tage? Should the Queen remain loyal to King Balris-especially since he has left her to defend her home country of Ott? Everything between her and Balris was perfection until they came to live at Og with the Father King Etsin. The elderstatesmen goes out of his way to make his lusty nature known to the Queen's handmaidens.

Would the country of Myleness really be rid of its dark skies and curses if the Horn of Myleness was returned to the dwindling magical unicorns hidden within its midsts? Why do these mysterious creatures seem to push Inalinn and Tage together?

Magic, quests, love, and confict-Horns of Myleness brought tears to my eyes on more than one occassion during the first draft. Feel free to take a gander at the rough excerpt posted here!

More Quizzes!

2008-07-29T22:34:00.006-04:00

Just cleaning up shop on the blog and decided to post these fun games here to make room for more!

L	Lazy
E	Exquisite
I	Insane
G	Gorgeous
H	Haunting

Name Acronym Generator
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Your Slogan Should Be

Leigh. Live the Pleasure.

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What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)

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You scored as Mermaid

Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.

You are Brigitte Bardot

Naurally sensual and beautiful
You're an exotic beauty who turns heads everywhere
You've got a look that's one of a kind

What Famous Pinup Are You?

On The Way To New Isosceles is Ready!

2008-04-26T23:08:00.003-04:00

Everyone ought to love science fiction, don’t you think? You have to wonder what people do with themselves on those long space flights-entertain a gentleman or lady, perhaps two-or both! These notions were the genesis for On The Way To New Isosceles.

Subtitled ‘A Tale of Love and War In Space’, On The Way To New Isosceles tells the tale of a man and woman on opposite sides of a post apocalyptic human struggle. JJ and Rub find what they were least expecting-a little love and relaxation goes a long way on an extended space journey.

It seems like a simple premise as I’ve described here, but it’s a notion that’s tough to find. On The Way To New Isosceles is a unique tale perfectly mixed with healthy amounts of story and erotica Hope you like things spicy!

On The Way to New Isosceles is almost ready for submission to the top erotica e-publishers. I’m a stickler for editing to perfection! For a gander at the first 4 chapters of On The Way To New Isosceles, as well as character biographies and fun, check out the previous post list on the sidebar.

If you’re in the industry and want to see the completed manuscript, drop me a line!

On The Way to New Isosceles-Chapter 4

2008-01-01T19:42:00.000-05:00

Ringing in the New Year with Chapter 4 of On The Way to New Isosceles! We're finished and ready to submit!

Please do remember this story is not intended for those under 18.

The Mother Ship drifted slowly near the Nuke’s asteroid, safe and sound. Miguel stood anxious outside the ship’s Conference Room with his newfound friend- the ambiguous Lieutenant Rubelli. Miguel fiddled with his finer uniform suit. Black, with his Combatant patches and emblems delicately sewn on. Ina was right, he was naturally skittish, and being here with a Nuke didn’t help Miguel-no matter how handsome the Nuke looked in his uniform. Rubelli was tan somehow in space. That was always a good thing. Perhaps aware of Miguel’s observations, The Nuke cleared his throat.

“Relax, Pedro.” Rubelli jabbed Miguel on the shoulder gently, but Miguel brushed the Lieutenant’s touch off his uniform. He was still a Nuke.
“It’s Staff Sergeant Miguel Carlos Santiago Rafael.”
“Lieutenant Jason Rubelli,” He offered his hand so casually, as if there was never anything but friendship and allegiance between Combatants and Nukes. As if! “My friends call me Rub.”
“I’m sure.” Miguel denied the handshake, but Rubelli’s uniform wasn’t so different from his own. Dark blue, with shiny buttons about which Miguel suspected Rub was equally vain. Anyone with that perfect a buzz cut was self centered indeed.
The Conference Room doors slid open, and Captain Westmayer joined the boys.

“It’s nice to see everyone getting along,” Westmayer hoped. Miguel could tell when the Captain’s pitch changed. Westmayer said what he wished for, not what he saw. “Where’s Jess?”
“We’re waiting on her?” Rubelli rolled his eyes. So he did have some animosity! Although, JJ had that effect on most people. She took getting used to, there was no doubt. But she was a good officer, a well admired leader whether she knew it or not.
“JJ will be here, Captain,” Miguel assured.

The clang of high heeled shoes echoed down the corridor, and JJ approached the trio. Normally JJ was formal enough in her GI pants and hard pony tail, but this was an occasion! Her hair was clean, neat, and slicked back in a twist. She wore her black dress uniform-buttoned perfectly from the collar to her knee grazing hem. Medals adorned JJ’s left breast, and her hat remained tucked perfectly under her arm. JJ’s only blights were the cuts across her forehead and a swollen lip courtesy of Rubelli. At least his nose swelled, too.
“Finally.” Rub rolled his eyes more, but glanced back at JJ.
“Captain, Miguel, and you.”
“Call me Rub, JJ.”
“It’s Lieutenant Johnson.”
Rub smiled and looked down at the rigid seams of JJ’s hose. “Is that what took you so long? It’s good to know you clean up nice.”
Oh my God!
“You don’t.”

Captain Westmayer sighed and entered the Conference Room. JJ followed and sat on the Combatant side of the u shaped table. Miguel sat next to her, but Rubelli took his place beside a tall, dark man waiting in the Nuke’s corner.
“Colonel Gauthier, Lieutenant Rubelli of the Nuclear Division,” Westmayer stood inside the table and addressed his guests. “Thank you for coming aboard. Lady and Gentlemen, we are allied.”

Westmayer sat and the solid Colonel Gauthier rose. Also dressed in his finest and adored with ribbons, the Colonel might have been a looker in his day, had it not been for the ugly circumstances the comet put us into. JJ shifted beside Miguel before The Colonel’s presentation even began. Miguel looked at her, but JJ watched Rubelli’s sight line- it was beneath the table gawking at her rustling stockings again. Gauthier sighed and Rub paid attention to his superior.
“Captain, we’ve had this Alliance in the pipeline for some time, but I can tell Lieutenant Johnson needs an explanation.”
JJ straightened and turned to Westmayer. “May I speak freely, Sir?”
“Whatever you say isn’t going to scare them away,” Westmayer braved. He’d love to control JJ on this if he could. Of course he knew he couldn’t.

JJ remained collected before Colonel Gauthier. “You can’t expect me to change overnight. We’re lucky most of the unit only suffered bumps and bruises from your stun weapons. Two, however, did die, and unfortunately, 17 people were on the crashed drop ship. I’m going to weigh this Alliance on those people.”
“Not to mention the thousands of Combatants killed on Isosceles due to your chemical weapons,” Miguel supported. Nukes had once been with Combatants against the Shippers. The high tech shipbuilders had abandoned both factions on earth, but once the leftovers made it to the nearest inhabited planet, the Nukes turned, too.
“Part of this Alliance is accepting responsibility for our actions,” Gauthier admitted. “The comet that ruined earth was beyond our control, but the war and factions we have caused can be rectified here and now.”

JJ put her elbows on the table. “As much as I dislike the past, I fail to see the mutual benefits here.”
Gauthier paced inside the divided table. “Our common enemy is a fine place to start.”
“My enemy’s enemy is my friend?” Miguel crossed his arms. Was that their only negotiation? “Captain?”
“The rest of the Mother Ships are in concordance with this Alliance. They will rendezvous with us before Isosceles. A base, new weapons, supplies. Our leadership wants to hear the Nukes’ case.”
“Isosceles?” JJ crossed her arms, too. “Again? Really?”
“Isosceles is not a bountiful planet-naturally or since our weapons altered the planet. We were wrong to put out what Combatants had come there, “The Colonel reiterated. “But it is a home. Ground, not a ship. Lieutenant, Sergeant, your superiors are tired of running.”
“Isosceles?” JJ repeated in disbelief. “That triangular continent can’t sustain cacti.”
JJ let the room still, but could not resist her stubborn tendencies.
“What’s the catch?”

Gauthier straightened his old school brown jacket and leaned on the table.
“Isosceles is running out of resources, but our intelligence has discovered a new planet within five light years. It’s bigger than Earth, and capable of sustaining us all.”
“It’s already inhabited,“ Miguel burst the bubble. “Isn’t it?”
“Yes,” Rubelli picked an inopportune time to speak up. “By the Shippers.”

****

JJ heals boomed from the Conference Room, but Captain Westmayer followed undeterred. Two hours of particulars with the Nukes. Ugh!
“Jess, wait.”
JJ turned on her heel and confronted her Captain. How could he? How dare he!

“You could have told me, Scott. Everything I know has been turned upside down and I’m hearing why from them.”
“I couldn’t tell you because you wouldn’t have gone on the mission. Nukes have intelligence, so do the Shippers. It needed to look like real. Shippers would double their advances if they knew we combined against them to take their planet. Besides, it’s not like your life hasn’t been turned upside down before.”
“Don’t say by the comet, Scott,” JJ almost turned away, but stepped closer to the Captain. If he was going to use history, so could she. “Have you forgotten what the Nukes did? They got to Isosceles first-deflected everybody with their bombs and toys. They turned the Shippers away and stuck us on the Isosceles tundra-after they killed half of us with their engineered viruses!”
Westmayer sighed. “This isn’t about any ethical debates. We can’t go over old ground-“
“Isosceles is old ground! As old as earth. Let’s try there again. Oh, wait!”
“Don’t play on words with me!” Westmayer wasn’t so much angry as passionate. But why be passionate about this? “You don’t have a choice in this, Jess. Think of it as one last mission before you retire. We can finish this here and now. No Shippers. No Nukes- not even Combatants. Just people going home. To a real home, not a bunk.”
“I can’t do it, Captain.” JJ backed away. “Shippers just made off with the choice ships, but Nukes! They’ve always used the comet for their own agenda. I don’t want to work with any Nukes. I don’t want to be on the same ship with them. I can’t. I won’t even be in the same room with them!”
JJ sprinted away from Westmayer before the Captain could reprimand her, as she knew he would like to.

To read the first five chapters of On The Way to New Isosceles, visit Leigh Wood. Author.

Dollz!

2007-12-20T02:23:00.000-05:00

I know these aren't anything new, but these cuties are new to me! Here's a few of my favorites! Do check out the Doll Factories for your own, please don't right click from me. Otherwise, enjoy!

Starting off with a bit of Old World for the Holidays!

Some little fantasy pictures, naturally!

But of course here's some Lord of The Rings Ladies!

And of course, me and my gracious webhost Kristin!

Do Visit The Doll on The Hill Factory for more. These girls are awesome!

Merry Christmas!

2007-12-17T02:38:00.000-05:00

Here's a very true email I received. Food for thought!

*Twas the month before Christmas*
*When all through our land,*
*Not a Christian was praying*
*Nor taking a stand.*

*See the PC Police had taken away,*
*The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
*It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
* December 25th is just a "Holiday ".*

*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod *
*Something was changing, something quite odd! *
*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
*In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*

*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
* At Lowe's the word Christmas was no where to be found.*
*At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*
*You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*

*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*
*Are words that were used to intimidate me.*

*Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
*On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !*
*At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
*To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*
*And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith* ;
* Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*

The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*
*The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*
*So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"*
*Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*
*Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*

Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday!*

On Leigh Wood-Interview by Kristin Battestella

2007-12-11T15:06:00.001-05:00

Here's Part 2 of the Interview I did with Kristin Battestella! Part 1 is at Kristin's Livejournal.

An Interview With Leigh Wood

Part 2

By Kristin Battestella

-Do you recall your first encounter with erotica?

Hmm….I remember reading Arabian Nights for the first time and being really shocked yet glad the whole story isn’t in the abridged kids version. That would be really wrong. Orgies and incest, my God! Who looked at this and decided that if that was all cut out, it was okay for kids? A bit twisted somehow. I also really love Lady Chatterley’s Lover. It’s not about the sex, really! I’ve written a few commentaries on Chatterley. They’re posted at the blog.

-You are quite a Christian woman. How do you deal with the at odds nature of Religion and sex?

I don’t want to say they don’t conflict, because they do. I can see how it would offend some people. I just don’t personally perceive things that way. I didn’t think about writing sexual material until I first got involved with my husband. As a writer I had to get that emotional and, well yes, physical awakening on paper. Previously I found my romantic material too superficial and cliché. On The Way To New Isosceles is about two people who come to see the closure they can find in each other. The joy and companionship people should experience when they are free and attracted to each other-despite what other circumstances such as space factions and war may say. God’s best gift is said to be the love between a man and a woman. Erotic literature isn’t anything he doesn’t know about. It can’t compare to the real thing but when done with love, intimacy, and discretion, I don’t see erotica as anything more than food for thought. Reading erotica is an experience just like any other emotional book. Porn is just weird and purely for gratification. That’s kind of sick, to waste one’s time on gratification instead of intellect.

-Now, I recall you telling me Horns of Myleness is about a love triangle. How is that about love and intimacy if there is an odd person out?

Horns of Myleness is a cautionary erotica tale I think. It is dark, conflicting. I hope it really tears readers in two! There names may change yet, but should the Queen choose her King, who is really a beefy Arthurian warrior, or shall she run off with the darling misunderstood younger brother? Of course, wars and fantasy and unicorns-yes unicorns-will interfere along with emotions and betrayal and such. During my writing, there were times I hated the Queen for choosing one way or the other, ney then I loved her for following her heart. Unfortunately her choice is tied to the fate of Myleness. You want all to be happy, but you know it can’t be so. I hope readers will enjoy dividing over the boys, ala ‘Team Aniston’ and ‘Team Jolie’. I did. Where On The Way is about opening up, awakening, giving in to reasonable joys and desires, Horns of Myleness is in a way the opposite. Affairs usually turn out for the worst. It’s what can go wrong when caution is put on the wind.

-Which genre do you prefer? Favorite authors and books?

The genre of the moment. I like a lot of historicals and fantasies. SF. I like Dune, Darkover, Gormenghast. I was really disappointed with Mists of Avalon, though. I think I’ve grown out of MZB. I love King Arthur and similar stuff, but Mists kind of put me off it for awhile. I read a lot of religious material as well. I’m all for embracing polarity, what can I say?

For Part 1, visit The Vampire Family Livejournal

On The Way to New Isosceles-Chapter 3

2007-12-09T22:21:00.001-05:00

On The Way To New Isosceles, Chapter 3. Do Remember this story is not intended for minors, prudes, the faint of heart or anyone else who takes offense at the word erotica.

JJ grasped for air and felt her body tighten with the lack of oxygen. She must move, but it was so difficult. Did she move or merely think her labored limbs worked as she wanted? JJ’s vision blurred, but the temporary metal structure of the Nuke’s weapons facility was before her. Some mirage! Determined as ever, the Lieutenant ran, crawled, stumbled, and fought the elements to reach the enemy shelter. Really she should be dead. Did the Nukes alter the atmosphere or release one of their precious pathogens? JJ banged on the door and slammed the locking panel. The controls broke, and the door slipped open with a whoosh of air. JJ collapsed inside and fumbled for an internal key to close the door. It was to JJ, almost as if the door took its time.

JJ pulled off her broken helmet and shook bits of glass, plastic, and rock from her hair. The red head was crusted with blood, and dirty cuts littered her forehead.
“Shit.” JJ peeled off the irreplaceable but ruined spacesuit. What good was the crappy thing to her now? Her regular uniform was also ripped and bloody, and her gun was lost. All her equipment was gone. JJ sighed.
“How am I going to get back to the drop ships?”

Once again, JJ pleaded with her silent friends, ney family. Her real family was buried on earth. Her team was all she had.
“Captain?” JJ picked up her helmet and whispered into the transmitter. “Lieutenant Johnson to Captain Westmayer?”
JJ bit her urge to curse and flung the helmet away.

“I’ll just have to do things myself.” JJ tiptoed down the enemy’s dim and plain hallway. Maybe her team was slaughtered. Most likely. Perhaps the drop ships were destroyed indeed. Maybe even the Mother Ship was under attack and losing against the newer Nuke ships. If that was the case, JJ could at least finish her mission. Hell, what else was there to do?
The facility had looked small on the outside. Temporary, as most of the Nuke testing labs were. Surely there was a command area. JJ had fought similar battles before. Turns, corridors, but no doors. Was all the Nuke magic underground? JJ looked at the patterns under her boots. Seamless! All these hallways looked the same!
“Damn.”

JJ found a corner and slid to the floor. She would swear she went in a complete circle, but she had yet to encounter her discarded spacesuit again. JJ felt weak and examined her cut arm. She must have lost some blood, but the cuts were crusted with dirt and dried blood now. If only she could scan herself for infection!

The whoosh of the asteroid’s vacuum echoed again, and JJ heard the door seal shut. She closed her eyes, then stood and braced herself. If the mission was indeed a trap, then the tin can she was in was probably in fact, empty. At least, JJ could take this Nuke before he took her. Combatants had a reputation for their fierce hand to hand skill, and JJ was the best. She would let this Nuke know it. Clothes rustled, and the sound of a slow, long zipper echoed through the building. JJ’s heard her own spent suit tossed aside again and her helmet echoed away. The cracked headpiece skidded down the tin corridor passed JJ.

“Hello?” A cheeky man’s voice called. He no doubt enjoyed the situation, stupid Nuke. “I know we have a visitor. Who could it be?”
Footsteps came closer. Not too obvious to some, but JJ had a trained ear. The man must have be tall, not heavy, but built weight lay behind his steps.
“Come and play with me, please?”

JJ leaped around the corned. Her boot was high and her sharp kick struck the Nuke in the nose. He sprawled on the floor and covered his face as JJ kicked his gun away.
“Since you insist.” JJ smiled, determined to enjoy this last bout, but her enemy kicked away her ankles.
“Normally, I’d find this very cute.” He wrestled with JJ on the floor, but she was by no means easy to pin. “But I just want to get off this rock ASAP.”
“I feel the same way.” JJ elbowed him. She didn’t wish to converse, just insult. “About leaving I mean.”
“Feisty!” He twisted her arm, and JJ struggled against him. When was the last time she was this close to a man? Oh yes, she had roughed him up, too. The Nuke fluttered in her ear again. “Easy, Tiger.”
“I’m a dog person.”

JJ kicked her contester away, then stood and faced him. He was on his feet, ready as well. JJ punched and kicked in her personal combinations, but the Nuke was no slouch, actually. He blocked JJ’s blows, caught her foot, and threw her to the hard floor. The floor hurt. JJ recalled her outdoor ordeal, and briefly entertained the notion that she was not in fighting condition. The Nuke stood above JJ, his buzzed head and muscular physique ready for anything. He fought well, for a Nuke. My, JJ must be unwell if she could admit that to herself.
“As much as I don’t like to hit a woman, I hate the sight of my own blood more.” He wiped the blood from his nose, and JJ came towards him again. She would go on, just to shut him up. Unfortunately he stuck to his words, and the taunting Nuke blocked most of her crosses and jabs.

“Now I’m having fun!”
“Really?” Ha! JJ landed a perfect cut to the chin, and her fighting partner fell to the floor. JJ slid for his gun, but he was on her. He was heavy, yet his style held a slightly mocking tone. Why must her toy with her so? JJ clenched the laser in her hand, rolled onto her back, and pointed the Nuke gun. The man straddled JJ and pinned her to the ground, but he kept his distance from is own gun. He perched below her hips and weighed her down, yet he put up his hands in surrender.
“Still having fun?” JJ winked.
“Johnson!”

He was upside down from JJ’s perspective, but it was Captain Westmayer all right. He looked down at her, trying to look menacing again.

“Lower the weapon, Jess,” Westmayer ordered her. “Lieutenant Rubelli will not hurt you.”
The Nuke stood, smiled, and extended his hand.
“That would be me.” He winked.

JJ stood, but kept the gun poised. She looked between the Nuke and her Commanding Officer.
“Captain, I think I’m entitled to an explanation, Sir.”
“You and the rest of the unit, Lieutenant.” The Captain took the gun from JJ and squeezed her shoulder. “Stun guns, Jess. Tomorrow, 0800. I’ll fill you in on the details then. Suffice to say the Nukes are now our friends.”

Christmas Quizzes!

2007-12-04T19:15:00.000-05:00

A little Holiday Cheer for me blog!

You Are Dasher

You're an independent minded reindeer who never plays by the rules.

Why You're Naughty: That little coup you tried to stage against Santa last year

Why You're Nice: You secretly give naughty children presents.

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Your Elf Name Is...

Pixie Sugar Butt

What's Your Elf Name?

You Are a Snowman

Friendly and fun, you enjoy bringing holiday cheer to everyone you know!

What Christmas Ornament Are You?

On The Way to New Isosceles-Chapter 2

2007-12-03T21:10:00.000-05:00

On The Way To New Isosceles, Chapter 2. Please remember this story is not intended for minors or prudes.

Chapter 2

The drop ships neared the rocky surface and inched towards the ground. Landing gear sprung forth, but 69 hit a rock outcropping and jerked into the air.

"Shit!" Miguel yelled again. Ina closer eyes, but the sleepless JJ was unwavered. It wouldn’t be pretty, but they’d land.
The drop ship slammed onto the asteroid and skidded into the wasteland’s dirt. The craft smoked, but the Captain held tight. The small ship sped to a rough stop. It was stupid, dangerous, yet somehow fun-the perfect opportunity for JJ’s sarcasms.
"Another happy landing." She smiled and locked down her helmet.

The drop ships’ hatches fizzed one after another, and the geared up teams filed onto the hard terrain. JJ surveyed the battlefield with her rifle ready. She knew the ins and outs of all the Combatant weapons, but every single Combatant was just that-a hand to hand lean, mean, fighting kick ass weapon. But of course, in situations like these, weapons from a distance were best.
“We made a noisy entrance. Someone should be here to great us.”
“Don’t jinx it.” Ina followed her Lieutenant.
“How’s she read, Sergeant?” JJ called Miguel forward.
The team tinker and engineer, Miguel pulled out his scanning equipment as ordered. “We’re all accounted for, so far. No additional signals or pathogens.”
“The Nukes wouldn’t need any pathogens here.” Ina put forth. “Throw a rock and crack our face shields why don’t you?”
“I didn’t come all this way to suffocate,” Kimmie grumbled and turned on her helmet’s lights. Indeed the entire environment was deadly. Dark, no atmosphere, and tough terrain as far as the dim combat headlights could show.

They marched on from the landing area, but JJ inched ahead of her crew. She stopped and the column halted behind her. She motioned, and the team turned to the left with her. Westmayer was a capable commander, in league with the other Mother Ship Captains. Their fleet was small, but while the big wigs sat back in comfort, it was JJ who led her shipmates into battle. It was how she got as far as she did. She fought, and fought well. What else was there to do? JJ looked at the digital maps lighting up her gear.

“The facility is this way.” JJ climbed over a pile of natural rubble, and the Combatants followed. They marched over the tough terrain, and JJ continuously eyed her handheld diagram. Stones slid under their feet, and her stride lowered.
“It feels like we’re descending.”

Miguel brightened the lights on his helmet and surveyed the area. “Let me risk a little more power. It looks like a crater rim there. We must be near the middle of the hole now.”
“I’ve see one too many of those.” JJ pocketed her device. “This intel is wrong.”
“Asteroids are constantly changing,” Kimmie contested.
“Good for asteroids.” JJ looked towards the microphone inside her helmet. “Johnson to Westmayer.”
“I’ve got something!” Miguel raised his arm and the column trudged idle again. “Heat signatures. 98.6.”
“Us?” JJ turned to the Sergeant.
“Are we moving?”
“Fuck!” JJ exclaimed. “Ambush!”

Lights beamed from the crater rim and pulse weapons blazed around the trapped Combatants. She knew it! It hadn’t felt right. She knew it was absurd, and now it was too late.
“Take cover!” JJ ordered.
High tech colored lasers blasted all around. The unit fell to the ground one by one-some as ordered, others victims of the Nuke’s carefully laid plains. JJ flattened herself on the ground, but in the colorful firelight, she saw Miguel collapse next to her.
“Sergeant!” JJ called to him. “Miguel!”

JJ crawled through the crowded crater basin, careful of enemy fire and the jagged rocks. Such a perfect set up! The sharp ground ripped the outer layer of JJ’s sturdy-but not full proof-spacesuit.
“Shit!”
JJ increased the speed of her spider-like crawl. She fumbled past her still comrades, unsure of the direction she was going.
“Johnson to Westmayer.”

There was no time to look at her data-not that it was accurate enough to help anyway. JJ scrambled to get clear. Out of the shootout, she could fix her suit and get back to the drop ships.
“Any drop ship, please respond.”
Were the drop ships ambushed as well? Did they prep for rescue as was procedure?
“Shit. No.” JJ approached the edge of the crater but looked back at the Nukes. They closed into the crater and finished off any twitching Combatants.

“Any Combatant respond.” Had she alone the wits to delay the inevitable? JJ rolled across the crusted crater’s edge. The gravel crumbled beneath her, and JJ rolled down the sharp terrain. JJ groaned and screamed at the rocks sticking her and tearing her suit. Sharp pebbles reached her skin and scrapped JJ’s elbows. Blood and dirt marred the rustling fabric.
“Oh! Ow! Fuck!”

Jagged jabs and hard rocks punctured through the space gear one fizz and pop after another. JJ gasped and slowed her tortured descent. She rolled once more and smashed her face shield against a rock.

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On The Way to New Isosceles-Chapter 1

2007-11-26T14:16:00.000-05:00

Hey gang!

Here's a touch of On The Way to New Isosceles. Please remember this story is for mature readers only.

On The Way to New Isosceles, Chapter 1

It was Iowa, twenty years ago. The wheat fields were golden, the sky aqua- but JJ knew it was just a dream again. Every night Earth-luscious with life, vegetation, water-returned to JJ as it once was. The powerful atmosphere blew an ever so gentle breeze through JJ’s astral red hair. Her younger self walked knee deep in the swaying grains. It was hot; the sun shone its mid day summer brightest. Her little dress billowed-she was bare foot, and the seeds itched yet tickled her soles and bare arms. That morning it had rained, and beads of water still trickled from the budding grain and dropped between little JJ’s toes. Her feet would get dirty, and her mother would send her to the hose before JJ was allowed to enter the house.

Just as it had then, a shadow slid over the glistening grains. Not simple wisps of clouds, but a sudden, massive blanket of darkness. The golden sunlight vanished from view. A red glow lit up the afternoon, the horizon streaked with the colors of sunset and wildfires, and a fiery red meteor smoked across the sky. Hot coals rained down on the twelve year old, and JJ ducked below the equally defenseless grains. Lava like fire smothered the ground, and sulfur filled JJ’s lungs. The girl tried to turn and crawl home, but the ground was hot and quaked. It was dark, and the burning grains cast the dim flickering light of a thousand little candles. Iowa submerged into Hell. The comet fell to earth, and all that humanity knew of Gaia was gone.

JJ sat up in her bunk and hit her head on the solid deck plating. There was little room to breath on the Mother Ship, but better inside the hearty old ship’s cramped walls, then out in cold, black, oxygen-free space. Of course, JJ had chosen the top bunk.
“Another nightmare?” Her bunkmate’s concerned feminine call came from beneath the top bed.

JJ pulled her hair from its messy bun and wiped the sweat from her chest. Her heavy breathing calmed. Her hair was still red, but shorter and darker. She wasn’t flat chested, but her boobs weren’t as big as she would have liked. And of course, earth was still unable to sustain life. Well, it had been when what was left of humanity left ten years ago. How her home planet had faired since JJ hadn’t heard.
“J?”
“As you were, Private,” JJ finally acknowledged. She laid back down and listened to their spaceship rumble. She was a Lieutenant in the Combatant Brigade, she needn’t give explanations when she wasn’t ordered to by her Captain. Ten years of space faring and fighting their rival human factions didn’t give time to go soft. Not that JJ was ever soft. She would, however, drift off to sleep again if she was left alone. Sleep was necessary to her business, but alarms stirred JJ again.
“Combat Teams to your drop ships,” The intercom echoed. “All Combat Teams to your drop ships.”
“That’s us!” JJ’s bunkmate jumped up and pulled on her gear. Her perfect uniform was on and her backpack ready before JJ slid off her bunk and carelessly tossed away her sleep shirt. The tall, fit Korean was a proper soldier, and as strict as JJ was, sometimes Ina Wu’s no nonsense attitude irked her. But JJ had little time to be irked, especially now. Her uniform was on and in tip top shape. Gear? Check. Backpack-JJ halted at the sight of a third, empty bunk. Their quarters were small for one, inconvenient for two, but their third roommate was not interested in bunking with other women.
“Wu, where is Kimmie?”
“I believe its been Private Lucas for awhile,” Ina informed.
JJ buttoned her top and locked her gear into place. “If she’s not at the drop ship, Captain Westmayer better not chew my ass.”

****

The women jogged down the shaking corridor with other combat specialists in rustling dark spacesuits, helmets, backpacks, and jiggling space gear. The team had been to the weapons lock up and took up their spacesuits with their rifles. The hefty doors of the Mother Ship beeped its warnings and opened before them.
“Let’s move it!” JJ rushed into the Lift Off Zone. Shuttles and drop ships waited for their personnel as the Mother Ship shook and echoed.
“Zone Doors Opening in two minutes. All Combatants to your drop ships.”

Combatants marched onto their drop ships, and Ina climbed up the rumbling ramp of Drop Ship 69. The swift Asian strapped into her designated seat, but a tall shadow prevented JJ from entering the transport.
“Lieutenant Johnson, I’ve told you before about the need for timely deployments.”
“I know, Captain.”

Where Ina’s severe stature and jaw line deceived about her dry wit and sometimes impish personality, Captain Scott Westmayer meant to look menacing, even if he was warm at heart. Although JJ had known Westmayer on earth, so maybe his warmness was for her and her alone. Not that there was time to really know people while hurling through space.

“Jess, you’re the best hand to hand combatant in the unit, but you’re lead by example attitude only goes so far.”
JJ wasn’t a leader. She was a fighter, but the Combatants needed leaders, and she didn’t argue with her superior. At least, not when there was a mission to be had.
“I know, Captain.”
“You’ve got to show more authority, Lieutenant.”
“Yes, Sir.”

A disheveled private approached the ramp, and both her superiors glared. Her uniform was mis-buttoned over her lacey bosom, and what gear she did have was tangled around her shoulders. JJ was a bit jealous of her friend’s lust and carefree attitude, but sex doesn’t last. Combatants were fighting for their very existence, and this private was not doing her share. It wasn’t her fault. Everyone on earth had to choose a side. Kimmie couldn’t fly a spaceship, and she didn’t build nuclear weapons-she hadn’t the brains for those.

“Kimmie Dejonaire.” The Captain sighed with slight bemusement at the messy blonde, but he entered the drop ship. “Let’s go, Private!”

****

The Mother Ship was old-scorched on its hull, and rather clunky as spaceships go. The Combatants didn’t exactly get first choice in spacecraft, but this Mother Ship had been JJ’s home since she left earth. It was easy to personalize the old broad. Still chugging after all these years in her routine. The girl’s belly opened smoothly, and the Mother Ship’s doors released the drop ships one by one. JJ looked out the tiny window beside her seat. Cramped rows of jury rigged chairs carried the Combatants as the smaller crafts fell into space. Captain Westmayer stood by the controls in the drop ship and braved the descent. Never seemingly disturbed by anything, Ina smoothed her cropped dark hair and snapped on her helmet.

“Who is it Captain, Shitters or Nukes?” The man next to her asked.
“We’ve seen no signs of the Shippers,” The Captain stressed the proper nickname, and several of the boys laughed. Westmayer remained business. “We’ve learned the Nukes may be building more weapons on Asteroid 891X726.”

Westmayer put the information on the ship’s small display screens. The images shook and jumped with the jittery ship. Maps and pictures of the asteroid rotated before the team. All business as well, JJ studied the data.
“That’s a pretty big asteroid,” She cut in. “Still, all our drop ships won’t make the landing.”
“It will be tricky, but we have to land as many as possible.“ Westmayer focused on the material, not his personnel, as was his usual custom. “You’re objective when we land is to take their weapons facility by any means necessary.”
The Captain pointed to the proposed facility’s location, but the drop ship’s screens flickered.
“If we land.” Kimmie found her headgear and held onto her jiggling helmet. Their tiny ship shook more as it descended nearer the asteroid.
“When we land,” the Captain repeated. “If it cannot be taken, we will abort for an aerial assault.”
JJ frowned. “Why not an air raid first? Our lasers were up to 87 percent. The Mother Ship could be done before we…”
“Those are my orders, Lieutenant.” Westmayer turned away from JJ and fiddled with the controls.

A hearty Latino man looked squashed in the locked chair beside Kimmie.
“What’s going to stop the Nukes from releasing those pretty little bio hazards they like?”
“Shut it, Miguel.” Ina snickered. “You're always afraid a biological weapon is going to ruin your libido.”
“The Sergeant has a point,” JJ intervened, still perplexed at their unnecessary risk. “The asteroid could be flooded now. What guarantee do he have?”
“None.” Westmayer was grim. “They've used chemicals against us in the past. You all have your current inoculations.”
“We’re five years behind them!” Kimmie grumbled to Miguel.
If Westmayer heard, he did not let on. “Take them by surprise and get to that facility before the Nukes can push any buttons. Good luck."
“Don’t lay it on all at once.” Miguel crossed himself.

The drop ships fired their thrusters and descended slowly and evenly toward the asteroid. JJ felt the rumbles and quakes, but she was used to it. When they first took to spaceflight, they all became ill and nauseous ascending, descending-every time a ship shook. JJ turned from the tiny window and looked up and down her team. This was old hat now. Some of them even slept, but no one turned green.

“Check your comms,” JJ ordered as she adjusted her headset. Already there was ships’ chatter.
"Drop Ship 73 your coming in too fast!"

A drop ship zoomed passed the others and skidded over the rocky terrain. It deflected off a rough peak and crashed onto the asteroid’s abysmal surface. JJ blinked at the brief flashes outside her window. Pieces of hot metal slammed against the other drop ships, and Kimmie jumped at the echoes and clangs. More drop ships overshot the asteroid.
“57 shorten your thrusts.”
"Drop Ship 34, we’re trying to circle back for another go."
"Negative," Captain Westmayer ordered. He looked at the fritzing monitors and sensors. "Stay off as reinforcements. 41, 83, you’re on call as well."
"What number are we again?" Miguel turned to Kimmie.
"Drop Ship 69."
"Shit."

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An Isosceles Who's Who!

2007-11-20T15:49:00.001-05:00

A bit of reposting from the website to whet your appetite!

On The Way to New Isosceles
A Tale of Love and War…In Space!
Who the heck is Who?

Lieutenant Jessica Johnson

Nicknamed JJ by her Combatant comrades, the strong willed red head has seen much and harbors her share of ill will towards her enemy the Shippers, and her former enemies the Nukes. JJ was a child when the comet destroyed Earth, and the otherwise all business Lieutenant often has nightmares reliving the destruction if her hometown in Iowa-the crash site of the deadly meteor.

Lieutenant Jason Rubelli

Rub is the Nuke Ladies Man almost by default. His wit, fighting prowess, charm and good looks make he an easy leader to follow. Most of the Combatants has no trouble answering to Rub. JJ, however, resents his presence and his attraction to her. Rub’s not afraid to mix business with pleasure, but his attitude begins to change once he’s forced to bunk with JJ.

Captain Scott Westmayer

Scott Westmayer knew JJ on earth, and their history is very special to JJ. The only person allowed to call her Jess, JJ isn’t afraid to tell her Captain what’s on her mind, and Westmayer always lends an ear. A dear friend and command, Westmayer is always giving JJ the support she needs-except when it comes to Nukes. Westmayer wants to see an end to the war, and he expects JJ to follow his lead.

Staff Sergeant Miguel Carlos Santiago Rafael

Once the fresh Latino befriends Rub, he’s not afraid to discuss his sexuality with the Nuke. On the journey to New Isosceles, Miguel develops into something of a double agent. Trusted by both JJ and Rub, Miguel is able to give each of the Lieutenants valuable information regarding their turbulent relationship.

Colonel Jackson Gauthier

The commended leader of The Nukes is determined to keep the delicate alliance with the Combatants alive, even going so far as agreeing to put the opposing Lieutenants JJ and Rub together. When Shipper threats become a reality, Gauthier’s leadership saves the day.

Private Ina Wu

Witty Korean Ina Wu is a swift fighter and swifter woman for attempting to stay above ship politics and romances. She is perhaps JJ’s closest friend on board, often providing level headed advice and logical plans of action-in ship operations on and off the bridge.

Private Kimmie Dejonaire

Although she is slightly ditzy and known more to her fellow combatants for her bedroom services, Kimmie Dejonaire is an exceptional hand to hand fighter. She gladly trades techniques with her new Nuke friends and develops a special relationship with Nuke Corporals Tammy Lyn Filago and Miller Worthington.

Corporal Tammy Lyn Filago

Tammy Lyn is lovingly called TLF by her male Nuke pals, and not because its her initials. Her romantic history with Rub isn’t exactly clear, and it causes some awkward moments between Tammy Lyn and her newfound superior, JJ. Despite their similar hot hot status, Tammy Lyn and Kimmie become very close, even developing an unusual relationship with Mills Worthington.

Corporal Miller Worthington III

Mills is somewhat of a geek or nerd. His genius is behind most of the Nuke technologies, but the Corporal is also part of the popular Nuke set. Rumors about his physical prowess spread through the Combatant Mother Ships, and Miller quickly finds himself at the center of both Kimmie Dejonaire and Tammy Lyn Filago’s affections.

Corporal Edward MacDonald

Mac may appear stupid and living every moment according to his Machismo nickname, but the Nuke is shrewd in strategy and planning. Often the final piece of a Nuke puzzle, Mac also uses his wit for elaborate pranks and relationship theories. A long time friend of Rub, Mac also becomes a source of strength for JJ where the Nuke Lieutenant is concerned.

Meet On The Way To New Isosceles

2007-11-20T15:40:00.000-05:00

Enough with the little stuff! Let's get you warmed to my latest erotica novel, On The Way to New Isosceles!

Everyone ought to love science fiction, don’t you think? You have to wonder what people do with themselves on those long space flights-entertain a gentleman or lady, perhaps two-or both! These notions were the genesis for On The Way To New Isosceles.

Subtitled ‘A Tale of Love and War In Space’, On The Way To New Isosceles tells the tale of a man and woman on opposite sides of a post apocalyptic human struggle. JJ and Rub find what they were least expecting-a little love and relaxation goes a long way on an extended space journey.

It seems like a simple premise as I’ve described here, but it’s a notion that’s tough to find. On The Way To New Isosceles is a unique tale perfectly mixed with healthy amounts of story and erotica Hope you like things spicy!

On The Way to New Isosceles is almost ready for submission to the top erotica e-publishers. I’m a stickler for editing to perfection! For a gander at the first 5 chapters of On The Way To New Isosceles, as well as character biographies and fun, visit

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LW

Lady Chatterley's Lover

2007-11-19T23:40:00.000-05:00

Now, not to be confused with my previous review, here's my commentary on the novel! 80)

Lady Chatterley’s Lover Wasn’t All That Shocking

By Leigh Wood

After one too many viewing’s of the 1992 BBC production of Lady Chatterley, I finally broke down and read the book. I thought the 1928 unedited version of Lady Chatterley’s Lover by D.H. Lawrence would be a tough book to find. Expensive, rare, old leather, smelly, buried in an antiquarian store-that type of book. Indeed I was very pleased to find the 1928 Unexpurgated Oriali Edition in paperback at my local Borders. $4.95!

I wrapped Mists of Avalon as quickly as possible and avoided watching the film before I plunged into Lover. I read other writers’ criticisms on D.H. Lawrence and his works before purchasing the book, and I knew the book and movie didn’t have the same ending. Of course, I also knew the book’s controversial reputation and supposedly salacious use of naughty words and torrid sex talk. My edition opened with forwards and introductions detailing the book’s tough road to publication and the aftermath of censorship. Although this story is fairly well known in literary circles, this introduction is informative, with details and facts on the books printing, pirated editions, and trial information. Even if one was a toe towards prudish, you can’t not be interested in reading Lady Chatterley’s Lover after these words of praise.

Although the 1992 adaptation by Ken Russell is quite faithful, Lawrence’s work is naturally bigger and more detailed than what can be translated to the screen. I noticed many cases where the film had taken word for word from the book, and also where scenes had been combined or moved and relocated for the film. Still, much was remaining to surprise me. After her Baronet husband’s paralysis during World War I, young Constance Chatterley begins to question her mundane existence as Lady of Wragby Hall and nursemaid to her crippled husband. They are educated and literate, but as she listens to her husband and his friends chit chat about war, sex, society, and money, Connie becomes more and more disenchanted with her upper class standing. After a very dissatisfying affair with playwright Michaelis, Connie begins a saucy love affair with her husband’s gamekeeper Olivier Mellors. Despite the fear of being caught and societal pressures upon them, Connie and Mellors continue to meet. When the scandal comes out, they take measures to secure a life together, despite the class divisions against them.

The great part of Lady Chatterley’s Lover is the love discovered between the titular characters, so I was intrigued by the intitial Michaelis relationship. We learn much about Connie intellectually and sexually through this affair, internal thoughts and disappointing feelings that can’t be show onscreen. I’ve read other fans commentaries online about Joely Richardson’s performance as Lady Chatterley in the BBC version. Women sometimes find her portrayal conceded and flaky. Connie has nothing to loose, where Mellors has everything to loose. In the novel, this is certainly not the case. Connie is already nothing, an emotionless drone whose stature gives her nothing.

Likewise the Mellors in print has everything to gain. His backstory is greatly detailed by Lawrence, yet he maintains his strong silent and mysterious air. Once on officer during the war and a well educated pupil then tutor, Mellors could have the upper class at his fingertips, yet he chooses to be left alone. This book is not just about sex. Our couple is disenchanted with war, industry, money, and the people around them who think that those things give meaning to life. Some of Mellors’ dialogue is written in dialect and for an American like me, it took a double take at first. However, Mellors can also speak perfect English, and does so when he chooses, not when people expect it of him. In fact, his speech is often broken when he thinks it will upset people, such as Connie’s image conscious sister Hilda.

Lawrence spends a great many of the early chapters discussing artists and their self important selves, yet it is a great and subtle revelation when Connie discovers books in Mellor’s house. Its often claimed not to be Lawrence’s best work, but Lady Chatterley’s Lover intricately weaves the love story between Connie and Mellors with multiple commentaries from Lawrence. Without being too obvious with his author views, Lawrence questions the English post war Jazz society and classes as well as the later artistic society Lawrence often found himself outcast from. This catch-22 is again mirrored in the novel. Where Connie and Mellors affair crosses class divides and angers their entire community, her husband Clifford’s unusual relationship with his nurse Mrs. Bolton is entirely acceptable. I love Charles Dickens for his veiled or outright social commentaries, and I dare say Lawrence is on par here in asking those same society questions. Who decides these social barriers and imobilities? Why are some invisible to these restraints via power, position, and money? What is the right reason to circumvent these divides and do something about oneself?

Lady Chatterley’s Lover has kept me thinking about itself long after I’ve finished the book. I’d like to read it again and find answers to these questions. Although it is a thorough British book in time and place, Lover also presents very modern thoughts and conjecture. After Lawrence’s difficulty with self publishing and piracy, the book was banned until a 1960 obscenity trial. As I mentioned earlier, I didn’t find the book all that shocking. Was it because I was familiar with the film version, or is it because the book perhaps caused our current liberal ideas and desensitizing? Four letter words and sex talk have always existed, but Lawrence’s honest treatment of the subjects opened a Pandora’s box on erotica, pornography, nudity, and bad words in art, literature, and film. I can’t say the same for other works, but Lover is actually a very tasteful book, rather innocent in a way. The rebirth of the main characters through their love for one another. Lawrence was tempted to call the story ‘Tenderness’ and the title would have fit.

Although the work speaks for itself when it comes to sex, society, and even religion, my edition of Lady Chatterley’s Lover came with ‘A Propos on Lady Chatterley’s Lover’ by D. H. Lawrence himself. After finishing the book on a positive note, I was disappointed in this thirty page essay. One should always let his work speak for itself, and there’s no need for this redundant and overlong speech from Lawrence. From World War I to Christianity, Lawrence’s essays should be cut in half or is perhaps better for a college classroom discussion.

If you’re looking for porn or sexual gratification, you won’t find it in Lady Chatterley’s Lover. Most certainly the book is not for everyone, and if frank sexual talk and situations is not your cup of tea, do skip this read. I’lm a fairly straight laced individual, and I only second guessed the book once. In Chapter 16 or 19, I thought the anal sex euphuisms were getting a bit redundant. I giggled a few times over the language, but was moved by other beautiful descriptions from Lawrence. At first I looked for Lover in Borders’ small erotica section, but Lawrence’s works are found in the general fiction section and in the classics section at my local library.

Lady Chatterley’s Lover is by no means for children or prudes, but it is a fine novel that has transcended time and place. We may be too loose or vulgar in our society today-celebrities with wardrobe malfunctions and half naked women in music videos. Lover and the books in its wake may have caused this openness, but the book also reminds me of the good things about he past. Women wore gloves, men tips their hats to all, and writers wrote great books.

Lady Chatterley

2007-11-19T15:50:00.000-05:00

Another Kinky review!

Lady Chatterley Not All Porn (But Still Not For Everyone)

By Leigh Wood

On The cusp of my Lord of The Rings obsession, I’ve been passing the time by watching films starring the actors from Peter Jackson’s Oscar winning epic trilogy. When my quest for Sean Bean films led me to watch Ronin- in English and Spanish-I broke down and bought the first movie I had seen the Boromir actor in- the 1993 BBC production of Lady Chatterley.

Sure Patriot Games and Goldeneye are great, but it was director Ken Russell’s adaptation of the banned D.H. Lawrence novels that embedded Sean Bean in my brain. Sex, adultery, class divides, and naughty language sent not one, but three versions of D.H. Lawrence’s Lady Chatterley’s Lover underground. When the third and most tame version was finally published in 1962, scandal and controversy erupted on both sides of the Atlantic.

I knew nothing of this history when I first saw the theatrical two hour version late at night on cable. Boy or girl, a young teen will find the soft core porn that is currently everywhere in our society. At the time, I often tuned in for Red Shoe Diaries. A few bumps and grinds, perhaps some boobs, sometimes a nice story and historical location. The Marilyn Chambers movies, however, I could do without. I sought more than weak porn. I wanted a story.

Imagine my surprise when Lady Chatterley appeared. Unlike its early 20^th century/World War I contemporaries Avonlea and The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles, Lady Chatterley stars Joely Richardson as the sexually repressed young wife of a paralyzed veteran (James Wilby) who finds love in a scandalous affair with her husband’s gamekeeper (Sean Bean).

Make no mistake, there are kinky folks who will tune into the second and third parts of Lady Chatterley’s four hours purely for the sex scenes. To take the series only for those visuals, is however an injustice. The miniseries format allows director Russell to take the time and set up the marriage of Lady Constance and Sir Clifford. They are both intellectuals in the upper class. Connie hails from a heady and upstanding artistic family, and Sir Clifford has a long list of noble names to live up to. The couple get on well enough, but there is already strain between them when the story opens. One might wonder how and why they married in the first place. The War? Perhaps the union was an unofficially arranged one? Already we have questions, as does Lady Chatterley. She yearns for more than serving as nurse to her often grumpy (although understandably so) husband. Sir Clifford, however, doesn’t want to see his title end, and invites Connie to take a lover, in hopes of claiming an illegitimate child for his own.

At first, Constance clings to the image of a loyal wife-despite prodding from her own sister and father. She finds the ranch hand-foreman-wild-man-of-the-woods Mellors rude and fearful. Finally, after discussing the symbolism of the black horse of passion with Sir Clifford, Connie hires a nurse for her husband and sets off to explore her estate-an estate that the brutish and strong-not paralyzed-Mellors is always lurking. Inevitably, the Lady and the Gamekeeper begin a purely sexual affair. Their encounters grow to something more, and the couple seeks to find a escape from the society that divides them.

I dare say the serious opening and closing hours of Lady Chatterley are my favorites. The story’s setup and resolution are indeed more important than the sex scenes, even though no sexual scene is superfluous or fluff. The reflections on the war, striking coalminers, and class debates all give weight to the story. Sir Clifford reads and becomes extremely intellectual while bound to his wheelchair, yet he sees nothing wrong with the English class divides. Connie of course disagrees with the notion that there will always be people who boss and people to boss. Mellors is a higher servant than most, yet he still must take orders from other household servants, and Sir Clifford mocks his accented speech. Constance’s father and sister also find no problem with her taking a lover, but all expect it to be a man of upper standing, not a servant. Likewise, none of the lower class cared that Mellors and his wife lived separately until the affair with Lady Chatterley comes out. He becomes an outcast in his own society-a class that Clifford jokingly calls ‘the enemy’.

The absurdity of this class division is obvious to the viewer. The juxtaposition of the bright, big, and beautiful green Chatterley estate versus the cramped dirty, rocky mines is a smart move by Russell, as is the love scenes between Connie and Mellors. The natural wooded part of the estate is theirs, where class troubles can’t reach them, and simplicity and innocence rule-unlike the cold, structured halls of the Wragby estate.

Russell and his co screenwriter Michael Haggaig also give double duty to the production’s dialogue. I’ve not read any versions of Lawrence’s books, only criticisms, but the screenwriters use the sound source materials to their advantage. Every line spoken has double and symbolic meaning. Part one ends with the first significant interaction between Mellors and Lady Chatterley. She wants a key for the hut on the property, and Mellors closes with, ‘If you let me know when you want it.’ Sexual innuendo, the face value meaning, a little key into the lock penetration symbolism, and a hint of chastity belt referenced all in six words.

The acknowledgement of speech divides is also sharp. When Connie’s sister Hilda (Hetty Baynes) finally meets Mellors, she asks him to speak ‘normal English’. The similar but different nature of the way they talk should keep the lovers apart, but it is a treat for the audience. Listen closely, and not just for the naughty language.

Now of Nip/Tuck fame, Joely Richardson was fairly new at the time of Lady Chatterley’s release, as was future Sharpe star Sean Bean. Both give every ounce to the production, and the delivery from the actors is also perfect. The way Sean Bean says ‘Your Ladyship’ alone shows his pent up torment. We follow Connie’s perspective more, but listen closely to Mellors’ speeches. He’s been a lonely misunderstood soul and now he’s found an emotional awakening with the one woman he shouldn’t have. Likewise Joely Richardson is perfect in nearly every frame. She’s so proper in the beginning, then shrinks in illness. She looks radiant and grows in beauty as her relationship with Mellors grows. The looks and unspoken movements between the two are exceptional. She bites her lips and nails when observing Mellors, and he often tilts his head or hunches away shy in her presence-as opposed to his upright towering over the permanently seated Clifford.

The chemistry between the leads is evident, yet Russell swiftly finds ways to symbolically divide them onscreen. Many of the scenes between Richardson and Bean are through fences or gates, implying one or the other is always locked out or in. Even after their relationship begins, trees or posts will cut the two shot down the middle, leaving a divided but symmetrical shot onscreen. Subtle but brilliant from Russell. These shots show how out of her element Constance is, but also how trapped Mellors is. The cinematography, acting, and dialogue all multitask, and multiple viewings of Lady Chatterley is a must if one is to catch everything.

Sir Clifford and his nurse Mrs. Bolton also develop a special relationship, parallel to Connie and Mellors, but acceptable of course. Their conversations seem more evenly matched. They play chess and the widowed nurse is more physically intimate with Sir Clifford then Connie, taking over the duties of bathing and shaving him. Her words are also accented, but Clifford never insults her about it. Wilby does a fine job as Clifford. He insults and bosses Mellors, but in fact it is Clifford who cannot function without his servants. Mellors may take orders, but he his own man, where Clifford’s paralysis puts him at the mercy of everyone else-even Mellors.

Wilby swiftly moves from sorrowful and intelligent to brutish and melancholy. You feel bad for Clifford when his motorized chair gets stuck, and further emotional when it is Mellors who must push the crippled husband of his lover. Sir Clifford of course insults Mellors and then we hate him again.

Perfectly matching James Wilby is Shirley Anne Field as Mrs. Bolton. She plays the widowed nurse expertly yet with a slight air of ambiguity. Her button up style and always proper air are perfect, if a little Mrs. Danover from Rebecca. She claims to be there for both the husband and wife but clearly puts together the pieces about Lady Chatterley and Mellors. When rumors begin about their affair, Russell alludes that it might have been Mrs. Bolton leading the servant talk, yet she swiftly covers for Connie and keeps Sir Clifford in the dark. Clueless as he is anyway, Clifford doesn’t doubt Mrs. Bolton, nor does Lady Chatterley. It’s almost as if she might have let something slip, but not out of malice. Mrs. Bolton seems to understand that Wragby Hall isn’t where Connie belongs and seeks to speed her escape to Mellors. The women talk frankly about knowing true love, warmth, and tenderness from a man. Mrs. Bolton knows that is what Connie needs, and she won’t get it from Sir Clifford.

Social and sexual intrigue aside, Lady Chatterley is a stunning period piece. The Wragby Hall location is breathtaking and takes on the feel of a supporting character itself. When Mellors waits on its vast steps, he’s clearly out of his element. Likewise Clifford’s room could seem like a dream. Incredible bed, books everywhere, the piano and the latest inventions. Connie, of course, fits neither in the uppity hall or the meager shack in the woods. Joely Richardson’s costumes are so lush. Today such hats and flapper style dresses would seem ridiculous, but they looks gorgeous onscreen. The proper style, yet free spirited fabrics and layers fit the character so well, and Russell’s attention to detail sets everything off. Richardson’s wisps of hair and the clang of her beads set the tone for her wild ways.

Sean Bean’s costume also says far more about his character than he does. So lowly valued, yet he wears a button collar and tie while he lurks the woods with a dog and a gun strapped to his back. The wearing or removing of his page boy hat also add depth to Mellors’ mood and respectfulness. Even the music and props complete every scene. By no means is Lady Chatterley some B porn production. The wind up gramophones, old time radios, candelabras, and vintage cars sell every authenticity, and the score moves between modern jazz tunes and haunting classical arrangements. Russell insisted on using English compositions, and the tunes top off the flavor of the film.

But finally I must mention what I’m sure you’ve all been waiting for. The sex scenes in Lady Chatterley were spared nothing less than Russell’s best, of course. There isn’t any foreplay, fondling, or even oral sex. When Connie and Mellors finally get to it, they get to it. The initial consummation is a bit awkward for both parties. They discuss and try to resist but ultimately succumb to the sort of re-virginal experience. Lady Chatterley hasn’t been with a real man in some time, and Mellors confesses his demeaning wife was the only woman he had ever been with. The dialogue is indeed necessary in the kinky scenes. If what’s going on isn’t clear in the visuals, the characters say what they mean, and I mean they say it!

The pre and post conversations are particularly important in two ambiguous sex scenes-one that is near rape and another that is most likely anal sex. If you’re not reeling and all giggles over those, prepare yourself for Part 3. I suspect Lady Chatterley’s ‘For Mature Audiences Only’ warning is for the full frontal nudity sequences. I don’t wish to spoil it, but ladies if you go in slow motion, you will see the whole Bean.

In the end, however, Lady Chatterley isn’t about the tawdry sex scenes. By part 4, sensitive types may need a box of tissues. The speeches from Connie and Mellors are so sincere, honest, and downright poetic that the audience can’t help but root for the couple. Russell hold nothing back, from nasty husbands, kinky sex, and bad language so that we are raw, primed, and moved for the production’s big finish. In Lady Chatterley’s final fifteen minutes, you will be agonizing and cheering Connie and Mellors on to happiness. Do our fair lovers find each other at the end? I shan’t tell!

The Lady Chatterley DVD is available in all regional formats at a very affordable price. Usually under $30 at most retailers, or online if you’re a bit shy about the purchase. The double disc set has little special features to speak of, only a brief photo gallery, trailers, and an interview with Ken Russell. Not for children of course, I also don’t think men will enjoy Lady Chatterley. Despite plenty of Joely’s bits, males won’t be interested in the story or period costume drama. Keep Lady Chatterley for your own guilty pleasure, or for that all girls night you’ve been planning. All four hours in one sitting, tears, and repeat viewings- I assure you Lady Chatterley will not disappoint.

Mists of Avalon Review by Leigh!

2007-11-14T03:59:00.000-05:00

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Disappointed with The Mists of Avalon
By Leigh Wood

After a few Darkover reads and two or three viewings of TNT’s telefilm The Mists of Avalon, I decided to take up the heavy read of Marion Zimmer Bradley’s first Avalon novel. I debated purchasing the hard back online, but a friend found a $3 trade paperback edition second hand, and I was set. It was a hefty book, and I was tempted to read The Lord of the Rings again instead, but once I was on page one I couldn’t stop.

Bradley’s tale focuses on the women from the King Arthur legends. We open with Igraine, the future mother of Arthur. After her sister the Lady of the Lake Viviane sets Igraine up with Uther Pendragon, the Lady takes Igraine’s daughter Morgaine to Avalon. Morgaine grows to a fine priestess, but Avalon is changing, and as Arthur and his wife Gwenhwyfar struggle to have a child, their court becomes more and more Christian. Who’s way of live will prevail?

I did some research on Marion Zimmer Bradley before I read The Mists of Avalon. I was surprised to find her connections to modern and Neo Pagan organizations, in addition to questions about her sexuality. What should that matter? I’ve read every other King Arthur book, and I hope I wouldn’t be deterred by such labels. Unfortunately, Bradley lets her politics into the novel. Pages and pages are nothing but religious banter from priests and merlins or gossiping women. Sin, Sex, Men versus women, Bad Christian priests, Good Druid Priestesses.

Often the point of view the reader is supposed to be following at the time isn’t even involved in the conversation. Often she is merely listening, taking the reader out of the carefully crafted set up and locales. Some readers might enjoy the theological debates. Its no matter whether the reader is of a Christian bend or a Pagan bend, merely the loss on the entertainment scale. If I wanted to read philosophical debate, I’d read a nonfiction book about the histories, struggles, and colonization of Britain and how it effected religion.

Another strike against The Mists of Avalon is its seemingly old styled grammar and lack of editing. I thought this was the novel that made MZB, well, MZB. How then did an epic novel with such poor transitions, formatting, and point of view come to print at Del-Rey? Today’s editors are all about strict viewpoints and clear scene transitions. Not occasionally does Bradley change views from scene to scene, but at every opportunity available, the reader is asked to head hop to all involved in the conversation. We’re subject to what every knight at the round table thinks, along with what every Druid or priestess psychically sees or feels. Its annoying, confusing, sometimes overwhelming enough to read a sentence two or three times, and most important of all, it detracts from the intimate relationships the characters are trying to establish.

The simplest way to break down the characters-and there are a lot of them, but that’s understandable when one is trying to give all bits of Arthurian legend its due-is to take the novel in the Morgaine versus Gwenhwyfar storyline. Early in the read, I liked Morgaine-even after I was tempted to put the book down over its condoning of incestuous relationship between Morgaine and Arthur. In Book Three, however, I came to dislike Morgaine. Her obsession with plans and plots against the King’s Court put Bradley’s Morgaine right back to the bad girl Morgan Le Fay. After reading so much about the Goddess and who is the Goddess or who could be the Goddess, I just stopped caring. Earlier in the book, we went through these same questions with Viviane as Lady of the Lake. Both women ask where the line is between themselves and The Goddess, and if they are doing her will or their own. For such a key factor in The Mists of Avalon, I found this debate silly, even absurd. How many times is this question going to be asked before someone realizes that its not up to any person to presume any God’s will? That’s what I’ve always loved about Arthur stories. It’s so Titanic. For all its grandiose plans, Camelot never seems to learn its lesson.

Now then, if I am so wishy washy over Morgaine and the Goddess, surely I must favor quote unquote good Christian Gwenhwyfar. Unfortunately, she’s just as bipolar. We meet Gwen as a timid agoraphobic child and are forced to ride along as she becomes a bitter hypocritical fanatic. Anything and everything becomes a sin to her, even though she is constantly trying to justify her love affair with Lancelet. Gwenhwyfar finds Morgaine so evil, but the Queen of Camelot’s over pious demands on priests, penance, and her barrenness as a punishment for Arthur’s incestuous sin is too much. I want to smack her more than sympathize with her. The only chance I felt near sympathizing with little Gwen was the chapter in which she’s kidnapped and raped by Meleagrant. Hundreds of pages of just talk or women waiting around the spinning, the one time we get any sort of serious movement in the story-and its resolved in one chapter.

Too often The Mists of Avalon falls into the “Morgaine Speaks” fail safe. Whenever Bradley wants to explain something quick or move the time and place, she lapses into this omnipresent Morgaine speech. Even the end of the book disappointingly resolves itself here. In the biggest show don’t tell mistake of all, instead of reading the battle between Arthur and Mordred, we’re there for a summary from Morgaine. After thinking the book was redundant and played out before Book Four, I was further dissatisfied as a reader by Bradley’s cop-out ending. It’s a bad feeling to give the reader-if the author skips to the end so easily, why can’t I? Did I just waste a month on near 900 pages for nothing?

TNT is not my favorite network. Notorious for bad editing on film showings and way too many commercials, the network actually got it right for their original The Mists of Avalon event starring Angelica Huston, Juliana Margulies, and Joan Allen. I am very tempted to get the DVD for the additional scenes and features, for the 3 hour series broke down Bradley’s novel to its essential bits. All that I found over the top and played out in the book is gone from the film version. I dare say its superior to the book, and certainly a better viewing experience compared to the tiring read.

All right so it seems I’ve shredded The Mists of Avalon beyond reproach. Not so. Bradley’s accurate display of Druid material, Christian Scripture, British locales, and Roman history give life to the book. Her descriptions of England and its native lore often had me stopping my read and opening the encyclopedia for more on Cornwall, Lothian, and Glastonbury. Indeed her use of Arthurian tales is exhaustive. Although I was a little peeved by too many similar names: Morgaine, Igraine, Viviane, Ninane, Elaine, Gawaine, Uwaine-oiy! Bradley seems to have re-authenticated Arthurian tales by giving them a truly English, un-Frenchified feeling. As a kid I read anything Arthur I could find. Howard Pyle, T.H. White, even the Sunday Comics’ Prince Valiant In the Days of King Arthur. At the time, these reads seemed so big kid to me, but looking back, they were fairly juvenile. There may have been more women and less Arthur (and no Valiant!) than I might have liked, but The Mists of Avalon is perhaps the only mature Arthurian read, with a no holds barred approach on sex, relationships, and religion. I don’t think I’m a prude, but an open mind is a must when braving this 1982 best seller.

The Mists of Avalon is not for everyone. Readers of purely Christian material or those easily offended should definitely bypass Mists for its frankness, and truly not even teens should tackle this hefty read. I myself don’t intend to read the rest of the Avalon series, including The Forest House, Lady of Avalon, Priestess of Avalon with Bradley, then continued by Diana L. Paxson with Ancestors of Avalon and Raven of Avalon. My interest in the book was Arthurian. No doubt Arthur fans have already discovered The Mists of Avalon, but the book is worth a try for any mature fan of historical fantasy, myth, and magic.

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2007-11-14T03:55:00.000-05:00

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