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15 September 2010

Book Meme Interview: Leigh Wood


Okay, so I've been out of the virtual world and in my own fantasy drama as I edit my 100k epic kinky fantasy Horns of Myleness.

Then, of course, my webmaster Kristin sends me this Book Meme quiz that everyone sent her. She decides it would be awesome if every author in South Jersey would answer the interview and send it back to her for her South Jersey Books Examiner column. Spreading the word about reading, love of literature, you know all that!

So, someone had to go first, and it might as well be me. Otherwise, I'll never hear the end of it and never finish my naughty unicorn book.


So, without further adieu, here is my Book Meme answers, as posted also at the South Jersey Books Examiner and Amen!

http://www.examiner.com/x-63331-South-Jersey-Books-Examiner


Our first victim-er guest at South Jersey Books Examiner is Leigh Wood, author of the erotic science fiction novel On the Way to New Isosceles, available now in ebook formats, kindle and paperback from Eternal Press. Her next novel, a fantasy erotica tentatively titled Horns of Myleness, is due in 2012.

Book Meme Interview: Leigh Wood

A favorite childhood book?

Well there were a lot that is for sure! The first one that comes to mind, however, is Arabian Nights. I remember getting tired of my little children’s edition so I went to the library and checked out the big old classic 1,001 Nights. My initial reaction at seeing all the kinky stuff? This isn’t a kid’s book at all!

What are you reading right now?


What’s A Christian to do with Harry Potter? I’ve been going back to it off and on for awhile now. I try to alternate a fiction and non fiction read, but my reading schedule suffers when my writing schedule is crazy. I like a lot of what I call ‘Christian fantasy non fiction’ books. Some are great and have a nice vibe about what’s good and wholesome about the fantasy genre. Others are just too darn negative and oppressing.

Bad book habit?

Some would say having too many dang books is a bad habit. Instead of nice even rows, I have my shelves organized and alphabetized, but they have to be stacked and doubled, even triple rowed in some cases. My bad book habit is that I just don’t have enough shelves.

Do you have an e-reader?

Not yet. I’m waiting for prices to be super super affordable, or for a format or streamlining to come about. I don’t want to buy the wrong reader and end up with the poor betamax and HD DVD folks! But also, I like reading ebooks on a computer-call me crazy!- and I like reading the books that I have as books. I’m not ready for the traditional ways to go away at all. I hope they don’t. You can give a kid a silly pamphlet book and who cares if he tears it up or scribbles all over it in crayon- but a blackberry or nook? How can introduce ourselves to a love of books and reading with bytes and digital ink? I don’t think enough people treasure real books and yet we are replacing them for something I’m not always sure is better. But I love reading naughty ebooks at the same time, sue me.

Do you prefer to read one book at a time, or several at once?

I tried to read one book at a time, or maybe one novel and one non fiction or religious book, but usually one always gets left straggling behind- as I said especially if an editing binge comes calling!

Have your reading habits changed since starting a blog?


I don’t think so, not my book reading habits. I do however think I’m becoming more anal when I read other peoples blogs, especially the ones with all the grammar problems, text speech typing, and no punctuations whatsoever. I wish there was a way where you could select a track changes red pencil option and let someone see how many mistakes are in their blog. Sure, I make mistakes, certainly, but omg ppl lrn how 2 %^&#$ spell!

How often do you read out of your comfort zone?

Most of the time actually. I wouldn’t say I necessarily have a reading zone. Unless I’m going through a long series, I’ll read just about anything that peaks my interests. My shelves have everything from bibles to porn and all that’s inbetween.

What is your reading comfort zone?


It’s probably easier to say what I don’t read, which is most straight romancey romance, modern thrillers and mysteries, young adult, or Jane Austen. I don’t like things sappy, I much prefer the smexy even if it isn’t straight up erotica. I don’t like the same old same old repetive mysteries that are around today, rather the spooky gothic classic mysteries. I’m not a young adult so I can’t really understand the appeal of older folks reading those books, and good got Austen just gets on my nerves. Ouch, I think my comfort zone is pretty broad, but damn harsh!

Can you read on the bus?

Yes. I might use my finger to follow along, which I don’t do normally, but if you’re into a book or it’s a boring ride, you do what you have to do. And if I may, for those who would say no to this question, then why are you ^&*($ texting while driving? End rant.

Favorite place to read?

Sweet Jesus anywhere! It makes me patient. If I have to wait in an office somewhere, I can always read. However, there’s also something magical about reading in the bathtub. Another thing you have to figure with an ereader and a baggie!

What is your policy on book lending?

People lend their books to other people, really? Good heavens, I am a hog, hog, hog, and guard my collection with my life. If someone is visiting, and I pull a book off a shelve for him to inspect, I stare incessantly until I can snatch the book back and put it in its proper place where it belongs.

Do you ever dog-ear books?

Not intentionally, no, it damages the book! But when you read a book over and over and lovely bend and flex its pages over time, imperfections can happen. Lord, I’ve taped books back together.

Do you ever write in the margins of your books?


Not unless it is a non fiction book or a writing book that I might be taking notes on, but that is rare. Usually I’ll highlight instead.

What is your favorite language to read in?

English! My French is just as not as good as it used to be, but I must confess, I enjoy it when I find a French website for some reason and am still able to read it and find my way around! I don’t write in other languages, even when my skills were top notch. I’m just too much of a perfectionist in English and can’t make my foreign writing as stellar as I want it to be.

What makes you love a book?

What’s not to love? The characters, the atmosphere, the story, the drama, the heartache, the pain, the conflict. It’s not flashy visuals for the eyes, it’s intellect for the soul.

What will inspire you to recommend a book?

If I laughed, cried, felt the earth move, or was otherwise forever changed as a human being from reading one sentence. When is there a time to not recommend a book?

Favorite genre?

Fantasy or science fiction and historicals. It wavers in phases of which like more. But any genre really, and usually with some sort of kinky to it. I like things mature and intelligent regardless.

Genre you rarely read (but wish you did?)

Usually I read something if I have a mind to- if only my parents could have stopped me from getting a hold of a book or two! I don’t see the appeal of Austen or Twilight at all though.

Most inspirational book you’ve read this year (fiction or non-fiction)?

The Bible.

Favorite reading snack?

Anything and everything! Whatever baking bits I have left like cookies, or quick stuff like popcorn, and the usual chocolates. But not coffee! I hate coffee.

Name a case in which hype ruined your reading experience.

Twilight. Snark.

How often do you agree with critics about a book?

Well, when critics review my books favorably, then its all the time!


If you could read in a foreign language, which language would you chose?


Latin. I learned enough of it in school back in the day-do they still even teach it? I like knowing enough of it to see the roots in words and see the relationships to other foreign words, but I can imagine a day when all the digital stuff is gone and we have to revert back to the basics. Best be prepared!

Most intimidating book you’ve ever read?

Mists of Avalon. It was the only Arthurian book I hadn’t read for years. I kept avoiding and avoiding it, and when I finally read it, I didn’t like it very much at all.

Favorite Poet?

Probably Lord Byron. I’m not one for Shakespeare’s sonnets, but love his plays, whether he wrote them or not ;0)


Favorite fictional villain?

The Ring. Whatever problems you’ve got going on, its evil relates!


The longest I’ve gone without reading.

A book, maybe a few weeks. Once I left a book in my desk at school for a whole weekend and was mortified and stir crazy until I could return on Monday and find it safely where I left it! I do however, read something daily, newspaper, magazine, book, articles. I think that type of reading is being phased out for the snappy 140 character limits online. Tragic.

Name a book that you could/would not finish.

I can’t ever get through The Three Musketeers. It’s probably a bad translation, but it just stinks from the start and I never finish. That and Ivanhoe. Hate it!

What distracts you easily when you’re reading?

Interruptions! Expressly being repeated bothered by the family, chores, cats. Music, television, noise, hours could pass and I wouldn’t even notice. I have to set alarms around the house so I remember when to break my reading or writing.

Favorite film adaptation of a novel?

Lord or the Rings is the easy one. Or Lady Chatterley ;0)

The most money I’ve ever spent in the bookstore at one time?


Don’t ask that! I remember getting several bags full of paperbacks for 10 cents each at a Thrift Store sale. My first reaction was to call my sister and tell her what a deal. She responded with, ’Mom’s going to kill you.’ I must have been the only kid growing up who got an allowance when I was going out and was told, ‘Please don’t buy anymore books. We can’t even get into your room. There are simply no more places to put bookshelves.’ My husband was just upset last night that he has a half of a bookshelf for his interests.


Do you like to keep your books organized?

Hell yes, but strangely, its in an arrangement that no one else can understand. Genre by shelf, then stacked according to title, size, and color.

Do you prefer to keep books or give them away once you’ve read them?


To quote Lilly Tomlin in ‘Big Business’: Is a frog’s ass water tight?

Are there any books you’ve been avoiding?

Twilight

Name a book that made you angry.

Twilight


Favorite guilt-free, pleasure reading?

Penthouse Letters. That stuff isn’t even real!

Visit Leigh on her Facebook page!

16 February 2010

Another Day of Sweets and Mayhem with Leigh Wood!


Yes, the cake is baked for today and now it's time to put aside the domestic and talk books. Kinky books, sexy literature! That of course means my latest release from Eternal Press, On the Way to New Isosceles!



I don't expect a lot of responses today. The weather has been interfering with critical things here in NJ recently. You know, important stuff like electricity! ANd also, I imagine folks are watching the Olympics and all that magic, and of course, yahoo groups are well, yahoo groups.

Nevertheless! I'm going to post my usual links and contact information, in addition to chapter excerpts, secret samples and treats from my next novel Horns of Myleness, just so the archive is there for lurkers and whatnot.

So, have a piece of cake0and eat it too!- and hang out with me, Leigh, for a few!

Enjoy!

LW
Sex in Space, Oh My!
On the Way to New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Available NOW from Eternal Press

15 December 2009

December Daze with Leigh Wood!

Arise Woodsters, arise! It's another day of Leigh Wood mayhem at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo group!

Of course, today is the day that I'm under the weather-of all days! I feel like I'm getting a cold, maybe it's the change towards a chill. The Winter Solstice is near! And what better way to cure one's ills then a cup of hot chocolate, a candlelit bath, and a good book, eh? Celtic Woman is on, too, but I don't like the new ladies so much.

What are you reading for the holidays, then, hmmmm? Anything? Don't give me the shopping, busy Christmas season yada yada. Actually I'm not reading anything holiday themed myself-I've been making my Christmas presents. Yes, I am the aunt making the pink bunny suit for the perpetually eight year old girl. I will say no more!

So then! Being that I am really only a domestic housewife who bakes all day and irons with her pearls on (and nothing else! gasp!) What shall the holiday virtual treats be? Cookies this weekend-something to use the chocolate chips, coconut shavings, peanut butter, walnuts, and almonds. I'm also plotting on a cake that I can either dye gree and cut into the shape of a tree or some such I haven't decided yet. We must talk about sex and naughty books while I think about it.

Join me!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella


Under the mistletoe,

Leigh

On the Way to New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Available NOW from Eternal Press
http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

07 November 2009

Upcoming Leigh Wood Appearances!

I've had a great time chatting with the EP peeps in these weeks leading up tothe release of On the Way to New Isosceles! It's seems loops and groups are giving way to the new instantaneous social trends, but chats are still a lot of fun!

Here's a list so far of more fun and appearances in support of On The Way To NewIsosceles. This November there's plenty of virtual chances for you to get down and dirty talking about books, sex, and more naughty literary business with me,Leigh! More fun's being added as we speak, including a Thanksgiving SpectacularAppearance with Ginger Simpson! I'm also looking into Valentine opportunities and signings in February- Already!

11/3 Eternal Press Authors Blog Erotica Day- our posts are still up to enjoy!

11/7 On The Way To New Isosceles and Eternal Press Release Party and Live ChatExtravaganza!

11/9 Leigh Wood Guest Blog Day at Romance Junkies
11/11 Leigh Wood at Amethyst Winters Yahoo Group
11/16 Leigh Wood 8 p.m. live chat at Fallen Angels Reviews
11/17 Leigh Wood Day at Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group
11/17 Leigh Wood 9 p.m. live chat at Coffee Time Romance
11/19 Leigh Wood at Rites of Romance Yahoo Loop
11/23 Leigh Wood Guest Day with Ginger Simpson!
11/25 Leigh at the Romance Bistro After Dark Group

Still More!

12/1 Eternal Press Authors Blog Erotica Day
12/2 EP Live Chat 9 p.m. est at Romance Junkies
12/5 EP at Amethyst Winters Yahoo Group
12/15 Leigh Wood Day at Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group

And!

1/11 Leigh Wood 8 p.m. Live Chat at Night Owl Romance

Whew! You're going to be sick of me-but not Isosceles!

LW

~On The Way To New Isosceles
by Leigh Wood
Now Available from Eternal Press!
http://leighwood.blogspot.com

03 November 2009

5 Days to Isosceles!

I can't help myself, I'm counting down!

Wake up my sexy Woody Peeps! Get your sex in space on with my forthcoming science fiction erotica release On The Wayto New Isosceles!

Me and fellow EP author Kristin Battestella are hanging out today at the EternalPress Author's Blog Erotica Day. Well, I'm doing the posting, and Kristin's handling the technical bits. I love science fiction, but I'm kind of computer illiterate! That's bad isn't it?

Join us for excerpts, interviews, and more!

http://eternalpressauthors.blogspot.com/

http://leighwood.blogspot.com

http://kristin724.livejournal.com/


See you soon!

LW

20 October 2009

Another Day of Spice with Leigh!

Hello, hello all literary minded and kinky folks! I'm hanging out at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group! It's a Woody Wood Leigh Wood Day again!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella/


Today brings another special afternoon of science fiction, erotica, and science fiction erotica! And of course, in the spirit of Halloween, I've got a few naughty tricks up my sleeve for all the spooky lovers out there!


So pull out the recliner, grab a cup of hot chocolate, and spend a few hours with me, Leigh! Hi!

LW

~On The Way To New Isoceles
by Leigh Wood
Coming Soon from Eternal Press!
http://leighwood.blogspot.com

21 July 2009

It's Leigh Wood Day!

Alright peepsters!

It's time for another Woody Afternoon with me, Leigh-Eternal Press author and NJ cohootster- at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group, home of fellow EP author and NJer. It's a conspiracy!

Now I now it's the thick of summer, and I've been on enough loops and groups now to know sometimes things are slow and people are shy-but I'm posting anyway! So feel free to stop by and check out my forthcoming science fiction erotica release with EP, On The Way To New Isosceles.




Our new cover by Eternal Press Head Cover Artist Dawne Dominque is posted front and center at my blog


And a copy is also in my slice of the files section at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group




Take a visit for some naughty fun and kinky excerpts!


Woot!
LW



~On The Way To New Isoceles

by Leigh Wood

Coming Soon from Eternal Press!

http://leighwood.blogspot.com

11 July 2009

On The Way To New Isosceles-Cover Magic!

Hello, Hello Woody Peeps!

We're about to have a nice summer storm here in NJ, but I had to leave a little note about my forthcoming erotic science fiction novel-or is that science fiction erotica? Either way, On The Way To New Isosceles is coming soon to Eternal Press. We're in the cover stage!

http://www.eternalpress.ca/

Eternal Press' Head Cover Artist Dawne Dominique has done some exceptional and beautiful work for On The Way To New Isosceles, capturing the excitement and danger of space in addition to the hot and steamy shipbound activities!

http://dawnedominique.sampa.com/

I don't want to say too much. I like to stew a surprise. Maybe when the final artwork is done I'll post some treats at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group! I'm lynching some file space from my fellow EP author and I have a guest author day there July 21!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella/

You can also catch myself and several other Eternal Press authors this week:

7/14 EP Authors at Rites of Romance
7/15 Leigh Wood at Romance Bistro After Dark
7/21 Leigh Wood Day at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group
7/22 EP visits the Amethyst Winters Group

Check me lil' blog here for the latest news regarding On The Way To New Isosceles. You can also read a few raw excerpts here or at Scares and Spices, more collaboration at Kristin's livejournal page.

http://leighwood.blogspot.com/

http://kristin724.livejournal.com/

Stay Tuned!

LW


~On The Way To New Isoceles
by Leigh Wood
Coming Soon from Eternal Press!
http://leighwood.blogspot.com

The Vampire Family
by Kristin Battestella
Now in Ebook or Paperback
http://jsnouff.com/kristin

13 June 2009

Spend Time with me, Leigh!, this June!

Alright Beach Baby Woody pals, next week you can spend some personal time with yours truly indoors at the following virtual locations!

6/16 Leigh Wood at the Kristin Battestella Group
6/17 EP Erotica Authors at the Romance Bistro After Dark
6/18 Eternal Press Authors at the Rites of Romance

You can also stop by and say hi to me Today June 13 at the Amethyst Winter Loops

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AmethystWinters_and_Company/

For a complete calendar of appearances for myself, Kristin Battestella, and the rest of the EP peeps, check out the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group. I also have a files section their with some juciy excerpts!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella/

Kristin and I are also doing a co op blog at here livejournal page this summer:

http://leighwood.blogspot.com
http://kristin724.livejournal.com/


Woot!

LW

~On The Way To New Isoceles
by Leigh Wood
Coming Soon from Eternal Press!
http://leighwood.blogspot.com

27 May 2009

Woody Chats Today!

Yes, my summer erotica Woody Peeps, it's time to feel the promotional love for me and On The Way To New Isosceles. Catch me and other Eternal Press authors Today, Wednesday May 27 at the Romance Bistro After Dark

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/rb_afterdark/

Want more? Catch my saucy self anytime here. You can also hang out with me and Kristin Battestella at Scares and Spices, our new collaborative Blog. And don't forget I've got author days coming next month at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group!

http://leighwood.blogspot.com

http://kristin724.livejournal.com

http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/kristinbattestella

Hope to see you out and about!

LW

12 May 2009

Leigh Wood Chatting This Week!

Guess what Woody Peeps?

I am doing a loop chat tomorrow-that's Wednesday May 5 for us East Coast folks-with Kristin Battestella and a bunch of other Eternal Press Authors! It's never to early to talk about books, erotica, and ahem, On The Way To New Isosceles, now, is it?

Join us at the Amethyst Winters and Company Yahoo Group!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AmethystWinters_and_Company

I'll try not to be too much of a technical idiot, as long as Yahoo isn't! Don't forget you can find me anytime right here, but also check out my shared blog with Kristin Battestella

http://leighwood.blogspot.com

http://kristin724.livejournal.com


Dribbles about me and my Fall EP release are also trickling in at the EP Authors Blog

http://eternalpressauthors.blogspot.com


And finally Look for me to takeover the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group this June! It's so nice to have writerly friends!

http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/kristinbattestella


LW

02 May 2009

New Collaborative Writing Blog!

Alright Woody Peeps, I'm branching out with a little help from fellow NJ author Kristin Battestella. I'm a technical twit, but now that I'm also an Eternal Press author; Kristin is opening up her livejournal and yahoo group in a collaborative effort of scares, sexy stories, science fiction, fantasy, horror, and erotica. It should be very interesting!

Tell us what you think with a quick comment:

http://kristin724.livejournal.com

I'll be doing some guest days at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group this June, too. You can never start too early with a book like On The Way To New Isosceles!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/kristinbattestella

Check out the calendar there for the latest!

LW

10 April 2009

Contracted!

Allow me a hip, hip, Woody peeps!

My naughty sf erotica novel On The Way To New Isosceles has been officially contracted by Eternal Press! Yay! It's just a matter of the paperwork, and then we get get in line for all the magic of publication! I've already done some editing with The Vampire Family author Kristin Battestella, but I imagine it will be a bit before On The Way is available on virtual bookshelves. Here's a raw look:

JJ was as hard nosed as they come-and them some. But, hey , the destruction of earth did that to everyone. Humanity fractioned into three groups. Affectionately known as 'the Shitters', the Shipper Brigade manufactures the best space faring vehicles for themselves. Skilled fighters and martial artists Combatants like JJ fight the Shippers for what they can-even though Combatant numbers were severely depleted by the third faction.

The Nukes rescued chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons from earth's doom and aren't afraid to use them.You can imagine JJ's surprise when she meets the Nuke Lieutenant Rub. Their initial meeting didn't rub either the right way. Despite her Nuke anxiety-JJ has to put it all aside. Her Captain and the Nuke Colonel have struck a deal to defeat the Shippers once and for all. The Nukes leave their tiny outpost on a far flung, degrading planet and join the Combatants in taking the lush planet protected by the Shippers.

It's a long, tough journey on the way to New Isosceles, and the animosity between Rub and JJ gets hotter by the day.......

More naughty bits and tantalizing treats-including an unedited look at the first five chapters of On The Way To New Isosceles are available at my blog and website

http://leighwood.blogspot.com
http://jsnouff.com/kristin/leighwood

More juicy freebies are also archived at the Kristin Battestella Yahoo Group. Lynching some of K's space and putting it to good use!

http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/kristinbattestella

Yay!
Leigh

~On The Way To New Isoceles
by Leigh Wood
Coming Soon from Eternal Press!
http://leighwood.blogspot.com

18 March 2009

Leigh Wood: A Biography

Leigh Wood: A Profile
by Kristin Battestella


I first met Leigh Wood when we were both in the retail humdrum several years ago. At first I didn’t like her. I was there before her, and she was tough to train. Leigh is by no means slow or stupid, she just thinks rules are waste of time. Despite her antisocial beliefs, Leigh was soft-spoken yet out spoken, and we became friends.

I was ecstatic to find another person who actually wrote. Not a name on a message board, but a real person just like me. Well, Leigh’s not Italian-she's not sure what she is, really. Her mom wasn't around, and things are turbulent at best with her father. Leigh doesn’t say much about and I don’t ask. I encouraged her to write it all out-fiction, nonfiction, poetry. I suspect that very juicy memoir of hers will be published someday, hopefully in the near future.

After I left retail for better job, Leigh and I tried to keep in touch over the phone, but that didn’t last. I think she moved to a different town briefly then came back. I think Leigh took some college courses, and either couldn’t afford it or didn’t care to continue. Somehow we began e-mailing each other, and Leigh confessed about her writing ambitions.

Even though Leigh is little anti-computer, she published a few bits and pieces online. She won't pay for her own domain (which is partly why I’m posting this here!) Leigh’s laptop is always crashing, but as far as I know, she's never lost any writing work. That’s what really matters She's probably just exaggerating-just looking for a machine to blame. Leigh gets obsessive and can’t stop. She loves fantasy, animal prints, and weird pens.

My sister says she wants a body just like Leigh’s. I however think Leigh is too skinny, probably from a lack of Italian meals. Her lack of anything but skin and bones does help Leigh fashion wise. She's able to wear tiny tops and barely there jeans that most of us with big boobs and bootys cannot. Style, eccentricities, history-Leigh’s substance is her writing. It's bare, raw, no holds barred literature in genres mainstream has thought better off forgotten. I contest. Certainly Leigh’s writing would agree.

11 December 2007

On Leigh Wood-Interview by Kristin Battestella

Here's Part 2 of the Interview I did with Kristin Battestella! Part 1 is at Kristin's Livejournal.



An Interview With Leigh Wood

Part 2

By Kristin Battestella



-Do you recall your first encounter with erotica?


Hmm….I remember reading Arabian Nights for the first time and being really shocked yet glad the whole story isn’t in the abridged kids version. That would be really wrong. Orgies and incest, my God! Who looked at this and decided that if that was all cut out, it was okay for kids? A bit twisted somehow. I also really love Lady Chatterley’s Lover. It’s not about the sex, really! I’ve written a few commentaries on Chatterley. They’re posted at the blog.


-You are quite a Christian woman. How do you deal with the at odds nature of Religion and sex?


I don’t want to say they don’t conflict, because they do. I can see how it would offend some people. I just don’t personally perceive things that way. I didn’t think about writing sexual material until I first got involved with my husband. As a writer I had to get that emotional and, well yes, physical awakening on paper. Previously I found my romantic material too superficial and cliché. On The Way To New Isosceles is about two people who come to see the closure they can find in each other. The joy and companionship people should experience when they are free and attracted to each other-despite what other circumstances such as space factions and war may say. God’s best gift is said to be the love between a man and a woman. Erotic literature isn’t anything he doesn’t know about. It can’t compare to the real thing but when done with love, intimacy, and discretion, I don’t see erotica as anything more than food for thought. Reading erotica is an experience just like any other emotional book. Porn is just weird and purely for gratification. That’s kind of sick, to waste one’s time on gratification instead of intellect.


-Now, I recall you telling me Horns of Myleness is about a love triangle. How is that about love and intimacy if there is an odd person out?


Horns of Myleness is a cautionary erotica tale I think. It is dark, conflicting. I hope it really tears readers in two! There names may change yet, but should the Queen choose her King, who is really a beefy Arthurian warrior, or shall she run off with the darling misunderstood younger brother? Of course, wars and fantasy and unicorns-yes unicorns-will interfere along with emotions and betrayal and such. During my writing, there were times I hated the Queen for choosing one way or the other, ney then I loved her for following her heart. Unfortunately her choice is tied to the fate of Myleness. You want all to be happy, but you know it can’t be so. I hope readers will enjoy dividing over the boys, ala ‘Team Aniston’ and ‘Team Jolie’. I did. Where On The Way is about opening up, awakening, giving in to reasonable joys and desires, Horns of Myleness is in a way the opposite. Affairs usually turn out for the worst. It’s what can go wrong when caution is put on the wind.


-Which genre do you prefer? Favorite authors and books?


The genre of the moment. I like a lot of historicals and fantasies. SF. I like Dune, Darkover, Gormenghast. I was really disappointed with Mists of Avalon, though. I think I’ve grown out of MZB. I love King Arthur and similar stuff, but Mists kind of put me off it for awhile. I read a lot of religious material as well. I’m all for embracing polarity, what can I say?


For Part 1, visit The Vampire Family Livejournal



14 November 2007

Mists of Avalon Review by Leigh!

One of my old reviews. Enjoy!

Disappointed with The Mists of Avalon
By Leigh Wood

After a few Darkover reads and two or three viewings of TNT’s telefilm The Mists of Avalon, I decided to take up the heavy read of Marion Zimmer Bradley’s first Avalon novel. I debated purchasing the hard back online, but a friend found a $3 trade paperback edition second hand, and I was set. It was a hefty book, and I was tempted to read The Lord of the Rings again instead, but once I was on page one I couldn’t stop.

Bradley’s tale focuses on the women from the King Arthur legends. We open with Igraine, the future mother of Arthur. After her sister the Lady of the Lake Viviane sets Igraine up with Uther Pendragon, the Lady takes Igraine’s daughter Morgaine to Avalon. Morgaine grows to a fine priestess, but Avalon is changing, and as Arthur and his wife Gwenhwyfar struggle to have a child, their court becomes more and more Christian. Who’s way of live will prevail?

I did some research on Marion Zimmer Bradley before I read The Mists of Avalon. I was surprised to find her connections to modern and Neo Pagan organizations, in addition to questions about her sexuality. What should that matter? I’ve read every other King Arthur book, and I hope I wouldn’t be deterred by such labels. Unfortunately, Bradley lets her politics into the novel. Pages and pages are nothing but religious banter from priests and merlins or gossiping women. Sin, Sex, Men versus women, Bad Christian priests, Good Druid Priestesses.

Often the point of view the reader is supposed to be following at the time isn’t even involved in the conversation. Often she is merely listening, taking the reader out of the carefully crafted set up and locales. Some readers might enjoy the theological debates. Its no matter whether the reader is of a Christian bend or a Pagan bend, merely the loss on the entertainment scale. If I wanted to read philosophical debate, I’d read a nonfiction book about the histories, struggles, and colonization of Britain and how it effected religion.

Another strike against The Mists of Avalon is its seemingly old styled grammar and lack of editing. I thought this was the novel that made MZB, well, MZB. How then did an epic novel with such poor transitions, formatting, and point of view come to print at Del-Rey? Today’s editors are all about strict viewpoints and clear scene transitions. Not occasionally does Bradley change views from scene to scene, but at every opportunity available, the reader is asked to head hop to all involved in the conversation. We’re subject to what every knight at the round table thinks, along with what every Druid or priestess psychically sees or feels. Its annoying, confusing, sometimes overwhelming enough to read a sentence two or three times, and most important of all, it detracts from the intimate relationships the characters are trying to establish.

The simplest way to break down the characters-and there are a lot of them, but that’s understandable when one is trying to give all bits of Arthurian legend its due-is to take the novel in the Morgaine versus Gwenhwyfar storyline. Early in the read, I liked Morgaine-even after I was tempted to put the book down over its condoning of incestuous relationship between Morgaine and Arthur. In Book Three, however, I came to dislike Morgaine. Her obsession with plans and plots against the King’s Court put Bradley’s Morgaine right back to the bad girl Morgan Le Fay. After reading so much about the Goddess and who is the Goddess or who could be the Goddess, I just stopped caring. Earlier in the book, we went through these same questions with Viviane as Lady of the Lake. Both women ask where the line is between themselves and The Goddess, and if they are doing her will or their own. For such a key factor in The Mists of Avalon, I found this debate silly, even absurd. How many times is this question going to be asked before someone realizes that its not up to any person to presume any God’s will? That’s what I’ve always loved about Arthur stories. It’s so Titanic. For all its grandiose plans, Camelot never seems to learn its lesson.

Now then, if I am so wishy washy over Morgaine and the Goddess, surely I must favor quote unquote good Christian Gwenhwyfar. Unfortunately, she’s just as bipolar. We meet Gwen as a timid agoraphobic child and are forced to ride along as she becomes a bitter hypocritical fanatic. Anything and everything becomes a sin to her, even though she is constantly trying to justify her love affair with Lancelet. Gwenhwyfar finds Morgaine so evil, but the Queen of Camelot’s over pious demands on priests, penance, and her barrenness as a punishment for Arthur’s incestuous sin is too much. I want to smack her more than sympathize with her. The only chance I felt near sympathizing with little Gwen was the chapter in which she’s kidnapped and raped by Meleagrant. Hundreds of pages of just talk or women waiting around the spinning, the one time we get any sort of serious movement in the story-and its resolved in one chapter.

Too often The Mists of Avalon falls into the “Morgaine Speaks” fail safe. Whenever Bradley wants to explain something quick or move the time and place, she lapses into this omnipresent Morgaine speech. Even the end of the book disappointingly resolves itself here. In the biggest show don’t tell mistake of all, instead of reading the battle between Arthur and Mordred, we’re there for a summary from Morgaine. After thinking the book was redundant and played out before Book Four, I was further dissatisfied as a reader by Bradley’s cop-out ending. It’s a bad feeling to give the reader-if the author skips to the end so easily, why can’t I? Did I just waste a month on near 900 pages for nothing?

TNT is not my favorite network. Notorious for bad editing on film showings and way too many commercials, the network actually got it right for their original The Mists of Avalon event starring Angelica Huston, Juliana Margulies, and Joan Allen. I am very tempted to get the DVD for the additional scenes and features, for the 3 hour series broke down Bradley’s novel to its essential bits. All that I found over the top and played out in the book is gone from the film version. I dare say its superior to the book, and certainly a better viewing experience compared to the tiring read.

All right so it seems I’ve shredded The Mists of Avalon beyond reproach. Not so. Bradley’s accurate display of Druid material, Christian Scripture, British locales, and Roman history give life to the book. Her descriptions of England and its native lore often had me stopping my read and opening the encyclopedia for more on Cornwall, Lothian, and Glastonbury. Indeed her use of Arthurian tales is exhaustive. Although I was a little peeved by too many similar names: Morgaine, Igraine, Viviane, Ninane, Elaine, Gawaine, Uwaine-oiy! Bradley seems to have re-authenticated Arthurian tales by giving them a truly English, un-Frenchified feeling. As a kid I read anything Arthur I could find. Howard Pyle, T.H. White, even the Sunday Comics’ Prince Valiant In the Days of King Arthur. At the time, these reads seemed so big kid to me, but looking back, they were fairly juvenile. There may have been more women and less Arthur (and no Valiant!) than I might have liked, but The Mists of Avalon is perhaps the only mature Arthurian read, with a no holds barred approach on sex, relationships, and religion. I don’t think I’m a prude, but an open mind is a must when braving this 1982 best seller.

The Mists of Avalon is not for everyone. Readers of purely Christian material or those easily offended should definitely bypass Mists for its frankness, and truly not even teens should tackle this hefty read. I myself don’t intend to read the rest of the Avalon series, including The Forest House, Lady of Avalon, Priestess of Avalon with Bradley, then continued by Diana L. Paxson with Ancestors of Avalon and Raven of Avalon. My interest in the book was Arthurian. No doubt Arthur fans have already discovered The Mists of Avalon, but the book is worth a try for any mature fan of historical fantasy, myth, and magic.


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